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this place is getting like a hypermarket

Postby Pedronicus on Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:18 pm

I've just searched for the following

Games awaiting players
4,5 or 6 players, standard, automatic, sequential
esc, adj, sunny, 24 hour rounds, no round limit, public games

the result - 2 games

one game started by a cook on superprison riot and a game with one player on Orient Express 1883

I've often walked out of the huge supermarket at the end of my main road because I can't be asked to hunt around for a couple of things. a couple of weeks ago, I couldn't even find the mushrooms in the veg dept!
I just leave my basket on the floor, jump in my car and go to the nearer smaller supermarket because the aisle that sells the bog rolls is only 20 metres from the front door, not 150 metres away.

too much choice isn't necessarily a good thing.
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Re: this place is getting like a hypermarket

Postby KoolBak on Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:48 pm

WTF is a Bog Roll? :shock: Made of Peat Bog?? mmmmmmm....sounds awesome :D
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Re: this place is getting like a hypermarket

Postby Pedronicus on Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:05 pm

Bog roll

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Postby KoolBak on Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:28 pm

lol....dun learnt sumpin new ;o)
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Postby thegreekdog on Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:50 pm

Pedronicus wrote:Bog roll

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Thank you Pedro. I have a new word.
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Re: this place is getting like a hypermarket

Postby nippersean on Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:43 pm

What Pedro!

You go to a supermarket for bogroll??

I go to my local poundshop - you get 25 and it's only £1.50
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Re: this place is getting like a hypermarket

Postby Pedronicus on Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:21 pm

I earn more than you. now f*ck off you miserly pauper.
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Re: this place is getting like a hypermarket

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:41 am

Pedro only buys bog rolls made of fine silk.
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Postby KoolBak on Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:45 am

And diamond-encrusted, for those nasty cling-ons :lol:
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Re: this place is getting like a hypermarket

Postby Robinette on Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:46 pm

nippersean wrote:What Pedro!

You go to a supermarket for bogroll??

I go to my local poundshop - you get 25 and it's only £1.50



ha... hahaha... BAhahahahahaaaa... "my local poundshop"

I suppose that's somewhat like a dollar store...
But why don't they give you 16 bogrolls for a pound?
Or renane the store the poundandahalfshop?



and i always chuckle when i hear the word "hypermarket" too
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Re: this place is getting like a hypermarket

Postby Serbia on Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:10 pm

Pedronicus wrote:I earn more than you. now f*ck off you miserly pauper.

Post of the year.
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Re: this place is getting like a hypermarket

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:59 am

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Pedronicus wrote:I earn more than you. now f*ck off you miserly pauper.

Post of the year.

Of the month maybe...but we're still in a for a long year! I'm sure King Herpes and Saxitoxin are busily working away.


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Re: this place is getting like a hypermarket

Postby nagerous on Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:19 pm

nippersean wrote:What Pedro!

You go to a supermarket for bogroll??

I go to my local poundshop - you get 25 and it's only £1.50


How do you spend £1.50 in the £1 shop?!

I prefer a better quality bog roll, the cheap stuff makes my ass crack sore.
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