Is the dice rigged?

by **haoala** on Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:37 am

all right, all right i give up

those anti-me win!

by **Guilty_Biscuit** on Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:44 am

A better poll would be: should people who question the dice be hanged for treason?

I'd vote yes to that :evil:

by **Iliad** on Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:56 am

Guilty_Biscuit wrote:A better poll would be: should people who question the dice be hanged for treason?

I'd vote yes to that

Second that. shut up already! It happens to everybody, you just can't see your defensive dice, unlike in RISK.

by **yeti_c** on Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:06 am

Guilty_Biscuit wrote:A better poll would be: should people who question the dice be hanged for treason?

I'd vote yes to that

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by **Spockers** on Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:15 am

yes. didn't you know?

The dice are rigged against haoala

f*ck off.

by **yeti_c** on Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:16 am

Spockers wrote:yes. didn't you know?

The dice are rigged against haoala

f*ck off.

Did you know that the search and replace for profanity doesn't take case into account...

i.e.

All caps = f*ck
Caps first = f*ck
Half Caps = f*ck

It always lower cases every letter...

C.

by **IronE.GLE** on Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:14 am

The dice are definitely rigged against me. That doesn't stop me from winning though :twisted:

by **Stopper** on Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:01 am

yeti_c wrote:
Spockers wrote:yes. didn't you know?

The dice are rigged against haoala

f*ck off.

Did you know that the search and replace for profanity doesn't take case into account...

i.e.

All caps = f*ck
Caps first = f*ck
Half Caps = f*ck

It always lower cases every letter...

C.

I know, it's fucking stupid, that fucking "search and replace" function, isn't it?

by **yeti_c** on Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:07 am

Stopper wrote:
yeti_c wrote:
Spockers wrote:yes. didn't you know?

The dice are rigged against haoala

f*ck off.

Did you know that the search and replace for profanity doesn't take case into account...

i.e.

All caps = f*ck
Caps first = f*ck
Half Caps = f*ck

It always lower cases every letter...

C.

I know, it's fucking stupid, that fucking "search and replace" function, isn't it?

Amusingly it doesn't work for fucking too!!!!

C.

by **bfunny27** on Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:35 am

shouldn't it be "Are the Dice Rigged?"

ok I'm done :wink:

by **tahitiwahini** on Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:21 pm

bfunny27 wrote:shouldn't it be "Are the Dice Rigged?"

ok I'm done

Come on, if all the dice were rigged it would be obvious to everyone. But since just one of the dice is rigged it allows players who aren't in on the conspiracy to persist in the belief that the dice are truly random.

But the most fiendishly clever part about the whole thing is that the particular dice (die if you prefer) that is rigged is a different (randomly selected) one every time.

Luckily this can't continue beyond 2012 because as the Maya have predicted in their long count calendar, the end of the baktun will foil the dice-rigging mechanism that the conspiracy is using since it relies in no small part on the precession of the earth's axis. This is true because Shirley MacLaine told me about it in a previous lifetime when she was Cleopatra and I was her insurance agent (sold her an excellent long-term care policy, but that's neither here nor there).

by **Colossus** on Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:32 pm

^ awesome.

by **AK_iceman** on Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:53 pm

Read FAQ #17.

by **GrazingCattle** on Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:48 pm

I think you mean ARE the dice rigged?

and no they aren't!

by **GrazingCattle** on Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:50 pm

By the way I don't always read wwhat was posted before me when I make jack ass remarks! Cheers!

by **detlef** on Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:01 pm

AK_iceman wrote:Read FAQ #17.

Well that settles it. I went to the random dice link and rolled snake eyes and acey deucy 473 times in a row just like I've done in 100% of the games I've lost and more than 50% of the one's I've won. Amazing, really that I manage to win despite rolling nothing but ones and twos every time. :roll: