Our three days are up qwert, I Miss You Too! Ninjaz 4 Lyfe!!

[King_Herpes]

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=161004

Unfortunately, within this recent thread my heterosexual life partner, qwert and I's quarrel has been brought to the surface. This was not our intention, it's just that we are a little bit buddy'd-out right now. It was his and I's 'pinky toe promise' to keep our friendship quiet and downplay our fascinations of one another for the duality of our feelings plus our love for CC could possibly crash the entire site. Really we did it to protect you which we are both extremely passionate about.

Could someone please make sure that this e-letter is translated to him with the proper emoticons? I appreciate it, and thanksies!





clumsy with my emotion,



King_Herpes your passionate protector

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Sensai qwert,

The last 30 hours have been complete drudgery, my every minute suffering from an even greater bore than the last. Sucks man. Hey, I've been staring at the nun-chucks you game me from your homeland of Serbia. Yeah. They are fucking awesome.

Remember that time we exchanged pictures of the hottest girls in each other's towns and I desecrated it with my liquid-me's within minutes? Seriously. That bitch was hot. And Istillconsideryoumybestfriend.. anyways I wanted to talk to you about blowing up on me like that in the forums in front of everybody. What the hell man?

I'm pretty pissed off about this whole thing and now everybody thinks we're homeowners, which sucks because I'm not. And I definitely won't drink homogenized milk. Ever so whatever. Not mad or anything.

Seriously dude, it's like typing on eggshells though posting around you. I thought you'd get that I was trying to exalt you into the 1966-1968 Batman television series where every post you made was then amplified by the signatureKABLOOEY's andBLAMMM's!!! But whatever I guess that you didn't not knew that.

I might write you tomorrow too but am kind of frustrated still about everything.


your ninja disciple,



simplex 2

[Dukasaur]

Done.

[natty dread]

Hey, I've been staring at the nun-chucks you game me from your homeland of Serbia. Yeah. They are fucking awesome.

Herpes, is this you?

[jgordon1111]

Does qwert actually have a foe's list? KH lol you might be the only person on it. HE may forgive you though.

[jefjef]

King - I took the liberty to translate this into a beautiful tongue of love for you. I pray it fully impacts qwerts heart and brings you two together.

Sensai qwert,

Masaa 30 iliyopita wamekuwa drudgery kamili, mateso yangu kila dakika na kuzaa hata zaidi kuliko ya mwisho. Sucks mtu. Hey, nimekuwa staring katika mchezo mtawa-chucks wewe mimi kutoka nchi yako ya Serbia. Yeah. Wao ni fucking kutisha.

Kumbuka kwamba wakati sisi kubadilishana picha za wasichana hottest katika miji ya kila mmoja na mimi inapoharibiwa kwa wangu kioevu-me ya ndani ya dakika? Umakini. Bitch kwamba alikuwa moto. Na Istillconsideryoumybestfriend .. anyways nilitaka kuzungumza na wewe juu ya kupiga juu yangu kama kwamba katika vikao mbele ya kila mtu. Ni mtu kuzimu?

Mimi nina pretty pissed off juu ya jambo hili zima na sasa kila mtu anadhani sisi ni wamiliki wa makazi, ambayo sucks kwa sababu mimi si. Na mimi dhahiri si kunywa maziwa homogenized. Milele hivyo chochote. Wazimu au kitu chochote.

Seriously dude, ni kama kuandika juu ya eggshells ingawa posting karibu na wewe. Nilidhani wewe Ningependa kupata kwamba mimi alikuwa anajaribu atawainueni ndani ya 1966-1968 mfululizo Batman televisheni ambapo kila post wewe alifanya alikuwa basi zimeongeza muonekano na signatureKABLOOEY wa andBLAMMM ya! Lakini chochote mimi nadhani kwamba hakuwa na si alijua kwamba.

Mimi ili kuandika wewe kesho lakini pia ni aina ya frustrated bado juu ya kila kitu.


ninja wako mwanafunzi,



simplex 2

[King_Herpes]

Everyone, this really means a lot thank you for your support and any more would be greatly appreciated because I do still want to be friends qwert I just need a few days to think.




Dukasaur- Thank's for the link, that took time out of your busy day and I won't soon forget that. That was a kind gesture.

natty- Let me make this champaign glass clear with you, I do not 'own a home'.

jgordo- I hope he forgives me too(But I'm still angered), keep pulling for us.

Geoffrey- I don't know what to say. Thank you, thank you, thank you, I can't thank you enough. I really hope that you didn't slide in the word 'penis' but I trust you enough to know that you wouldn't do that.

[King_Herpes]

♪ ♫ ♬ Doo da doop
Doo da doop da doop da dum
Doo da doop
Doo da doop da doop da dum

Doo da doop
Doo da doop da doop da dum
Doo da doop
Doo da doop da doop da dum

You were my Master
For a moment in time
And it seemed everlasting
That our swords would always shine

Now you want to be free-e-eeeeee
So I'm letting you fly
'Cause I know in my heart qwert
True ninjas never die, no

Your Drunken Masaa will always be a part of me
And I'll still follow you credulously
Qwert don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh qwert, 'cause you'll always be my Sensai

And we'll linger on
Time can't erase two Dragon Warriors this strong
No way you're never going to escape me
Ooh qwert, 'cause you'll always be my Sensai

Doo da doop
Doo da doop da doop da dum
Doo da doop
Doo da doop da doop da dum

I ain't gonna cry no
And I won't beg you to stay
If you're determined to foe qwert
I will not stand in your way

But inevitably you'll be back again
'Cause all ninja's blood runs as one, qwert
Our quest will never end, no

Your Panda's Fist will always be a part of me
Now I throw shurikens so effortlessly
Qwert don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh qwert, 'cause you'll always be my Sensai

And we'll linger on
Time can't erase two Dragon Warriors this strong
No way you're never going to escape me
Ooh qwert, 'cause you'll always be my Sensai

(I know that you'll be back qwert)
When your dojo and your deciples get a little bit older, oh
(I know that)
You'll be right back, Sensai
Well, qwert believe me it's a matter of time, time

Your Furious Tiger Kicks will always be a part of me
Now I do flips and shit straight out of a tree
Qwert don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh qwert, 'cause you'll always be my Sensai

And we'll linger on and on
(And we will linger on and on)
Time can't erase two Dragon Warriors this strong
(You and I)
No way you're never going to escape me
(Ooh Sensai)
Ooh qwert 'cause you'll always be my Sensai

Your Swooping Crane will always be a part of me
I treat all my ailments with herbal remedies
Qwert don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh qwert, 'cause you'll always be my Sensai
(No, no)

(You and I will always be)
And we'll linger on
(You and I)
Time can't erase two Dragon Warriors this strong
(You and I)
No way you're never going to escape me
Ooh qwert, 'cause you'll always be my Sensai

(You and I will always be)
Doo da doop
Doo da doop da doop da dum
(No way you're never going to escape me)
Doo da doop dum
(No way you're never going to escape me)
Doo da doop da doop da dum
(You and I will always be)
Doo da doop
Doo da doop da doop da dum
Doo da doop
(No matter what you do Sensai)
Doo da doop da doop da dum♬ ♫ ♪

[Denise]

That's very sweet. I think you will win qwert back. He only has to think of all the time it must have taken you to come up with this slop sweet poem to forgive you for trying to change him into batman.

Also, I love the way the CC community is finally pulling together in a common, worthwhile cause. All due to you, King_Herpes. Thank you.

Your Swooping Crane will always be a part of me

I am a little curious what this means, but I'm sure it's none of my business and maybe I'm better off not knowing..

[demonfork]

Mine play many on qwert map. Hes map is the good! This line that cross not too good for nice for qwert? Mine not see why he mock the qwert? Now he makes it to not show post? This time he go to far!

Qwert is good to keep his post not show, mine think this best for you!

[King_Herpes]

Sensai,

Why does the universe confound me so? When you stopped sending me picturegrams and e-mails of your 29 cats I knew something was going on. Then you explode on me all over the forums making me out to be some sort of pompous, self centered monster! I gave you three long days and four sleepless nights to reflect on all facets of this sacred and learned bond. Time apart that we so ardently needed(because our relationship has been falling apart at the seems) and this is how you chose to use them? By not even giving me a response or even the respect of a final good bye? By watching me bleed out my entire heart dry and humiliate myself in front of tens of thousands of readers? Leaving me to wither up and die into a wizened husk? Well with all due respect, that's not good enough! This makes me very mad, qwert. You don't want me to be mad, qwert.. Do you?

Okay, so I let yesterday pass without writing and as hard as that was I needed you to understand that I demand respect. And yes, I know that I damaged your pride but it was not intentional and so I feel that I deserve great reprieve. After all, nobody will respect someone who doesn't know when to draw the line. I think that this was an important lesson that we both had to learn, with our pride's both on the line in the eye's of an immense audience. In order for us to remain close close close friends we'll both have to tune everyone out and their opinions of us, in order to swallow that pill and ascend towards our higher selves. So here I am, day 4, eating my fucking heart out and my question to you is, will you meet me in the middle? If you must go well then I wish you well. But this makes me very sad, qwert. You don't want me to be sad, qwert.. Do you?

You are the mighty Oak, and I am but a sapling. I remember your first words to me, "NO MORE TALK. ONLY DO"! I want so terribly for us to remain ninja buddies for life. But if happily ever after fails, I can still reminisce on our days of young. In how you approached each day with great enthusiasm. The times you shared with us all the joyful bounties of mapmaking. Then taught me how being reckless with words and acting out in the forums for 'lolz', would only accelerate the anxieties that I wished to alleviate. You cultivated, educated and motivated me when I was but a meek sprat. This makes me very glad, qwert. I hope you want me to be glad, qwert.. Do you?

Are you even reading this anymore? Never mind, don't listen to me.. I've had a lot of ice cream, just please post soon kk?



Your most humble disciple,



simplex 2

[freakns]

my prayers are with you two!

but seriously KH, put a bit more work into those letters, let your emotions drive them, shed a tear or two!