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Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:20 am

What are some "things that happen on CC, but never[/rarely] in real life"?

A 53-year-old volunteering side-by-side with people half his age.

People from around the world playing thousands of games together on a regular basis.

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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:30 am

Dice complaining
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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby jammyjames on Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:43 am

Metsfanmax wrote:Dice complaining


More like nOt having to complain as the dice are not faulty
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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:02 am

jammyjames wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Dice complaining


More like nOt having to complain as the dice are not faulty


All I'm saying is, if you lost an 8v1 in a real life board game you wouldn't stare at the dice and accuse them of being loaded. But if it happens on CC, it's not possible you got bad luck. Nope, the mods hacked the dice.
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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby trinicardinal on Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:11 am

Metsfanmax wrote:
jammyjames wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Dice complaining


More like nOt having to complain as the dice are not faulty


All I'm saying is, if you lost an 8v1 in a real life board game you wouldn't stare at the dice and accuse them of being loaded. But if it happens on CC, it's not possible you got bad luck. Nope, the mods hacked the dice.


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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby maasman on Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:10 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:Dice complaining


Happens all the time when I play board games, not sure what's going on at your place.
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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby jammyjames on Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:12 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:
jammyjames wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Dice complaining


More like nOt having to complain as the dice are not faulty


All I'm saying is, if you lost an 8v1 in a real life board game you wouldn't stare at the dice and accuse them of being loaded. But if it happens on CC, it's not possible you got bad luck. Nope, the mods hacked the dice.


What i mean is the dice in real life are based on "dice" you roll them, evenly weighted little blocks that provide nicely random results.. The worst i have ever lost in a game of risk is around 7 or 8 - 1.

Whereas on here the dice are based on that silly silly website random.org.. Based on solar activity or some nonsense.. For some reason i don't truly trust my dice rolls based on that. And as a result i have had some dice you would never EVER get in a game of "real" risk..
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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby Evil Semp on Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:50 pm

maasman wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Dice complaining


Happens all the time when I play board games, not sure what's going on at your place.


You accuse the mods of hacking the dice? lol
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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby maasman on Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:48 pm

Evil Semp wrote:
maasman wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Dice complaining


Happens all the time when I play board games, not sure what's going on at your place.


You accuse the mods of hacking the dice? lol


Not at all. From what I read, mets was saying "Dice complaining happens on CC but not in real life", while I responded with "Dice complaining happens in real life too, at least when I play games".
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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby Beckytheblondie on Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:53 pm

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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby Metsfanmax on Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:06 pm

maasman wrote:
Evil Semp wrote:
maasman wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Dice complaining


Happens all the time when I play board games, not sure what's going on at your place.


You accuse the mods of hacking the dice? lol


Not at all. From what I read, mets was saying "Dice complaining happens on CC but not in real life", while I responded with "Dice complaining happens in real life too, at least when I play games".


When I say "dice complaining," I don't mean getting upset about a bad result. Dice complaining on CC has a special tinge to it, namely the implication that the dice are rigged or unfair.
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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby ricthefirst on Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:16 pm

playing on all these awesome boards

games lasting months
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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:36 am

Winning world domination games! It has been many years since I've played in person, and I can't quite remember the last game of Risk I won.


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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby AAFitz on Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:45 pm

maasman wrote:
Evil Semp wrote:
maasman wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Dice complaining


Happens all the time when I play board games, not sure what's going on at your place.


You accuse the mods of hacking the dice? lol


Not at all. From what I read, mets was saying "Dice complaining happens on CC but not in real life", while I responded with "Dice complaining happens in real life too, at least when I play games".


All the time...however, no one usually complains about the dice being fixed in the real world...usually
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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby AAFitz on Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:45 pm

ricthefirst wrote:playing on all these awesome boards

games lasting months


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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby AAFitz on Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:47 pm

People don't usually go out and play 4000 games against people who have no idea what they are doing. :D
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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby Gold Knight on Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:10 pm

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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:18 pm

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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby Metsfanmax on Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:20 pm

People falsely claim they are dying and then leave.
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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:25 pm

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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby barackattack on Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:36 pm

'You attacked Siam from Western United States.'

'You have captured Siam.'

In real life you could throw those dice for 10 years and never manage that.
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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby barackattack on Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:43 pm

Or, to dull the point: American troops emerging victorious from combat with a third world country.
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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby Gillipig on Tue Nov 29, 2011 3:11 am

1v1 is not just a fight, it's a war!
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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby PLAYER57832 on Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:46 am

Victor Sullivan wrote:What are some "things that happen on CC, but never[/rarely] in real life"?

A 53-year-old volunteering side-by-side with people half his age.

This one is EXTREMELY common. But, the "playing side by side", is of course not.
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Re: Things that happen on CC, but never in real life

Postby PLAYER57832 on Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:48 am

People fighting and winning wars without anyone dying.

Thousands of competetive people playing games together with only moderate non-game disagreements.
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