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Who will you elect for president?

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Postby thedash5582 on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:58 pm

sheepofdumb wrote:you spelled STEEL wrong.
ha!
do you know what you dont know?
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Postby ranck3 on Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:09 am

K make me a axe... and i want 1 long for 10gp
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:43 am

im just going to put myself on Auto sleep and eat
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Postby ranck3 on Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:00 pm

lol k
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Postby jeffonfire on Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:09 pm

How about 1 longsword for 5 gp and 1 food.
Hey rank 3 i will sell you a knife for 5 gp.
I eat 1 grain.
I start to make a shovel.
After i make a shovel i go to sleep.

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Stuff: 2 bronze long swords, 3 bronze knifes, 1 bandage, 40 bronze bars, 2 bronze daggers, unlimited hammers.
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Postby ranck3 on Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:03 pm

deal. "Ranck3 gains 1 longsword"
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Postby jeffonfire on Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:31 pm

which type of food did you give me?
I wake up.
I will sell you a knife for 5 gp.
Selling shovel, bronze long sword, bronze knives, and bronze daggers.


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Stuff: 1 food, 1 shovel, 1 bronze long swords, 3 bronze knifes, 1 bandage, 40 bronze bars, 2 bronze daggers, unlimited hammers.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:33 pm

who needs a sword when you have a shotty :lol:
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby ranck3 on Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:33 pm

Ranck3s Grain Multiply! 10-20

yea... wheat
Ranck3 losses 1 wheat.
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Postby jeffonfire on Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:46 pm

You can block bullets with the blade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I make a shovel.
rank3 you should make it that if you have a shovel you get more food when your food multiples.
Rank3 i will sell you a knife for 5 gp.

Gp:50
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Stuff: 1 wheat, 1 food, 1 shovel, 1 bronze long swords, 3 bronze knifes, 1 bandage, 38 bronze bars, 2 bronze daggers, unlimited hammers.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:47 pm

jeffonfire wrote:You can block bullets with the blade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Only if your a freaking god :roll:
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby ranck3 on Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:57 am

dirty... yea... i all rdy got sword so i just wanted a better one.
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Postby jeffonfire on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:25 pm

I go in fount of my home and pick up a rock then i grind my wheat into flower with it. I go into my home and get some water and mix it with the wheat. Then i cook the wheat in my oven. This gets me 1 bread.
I mine 20 iron ore and 20 coal.
Rank3 i will sell you a knife for 5 gp.
DirtyDishSoap why don't you become a store person as well as a gun guy.

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Postby ranck3 on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:59 pm

i need a axe.
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Postby ranck3 on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:59 pm

I feel genorous and only tax 5 for today.
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Postby jeffonfire on Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:00 pm

you have one rank3.

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Postby ranck3 on Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:33 pm

k.. lol...

Ranck3 cuts down several logs! "he gains 50 logs"
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:35 pm

maybe we should get a local comedian...have him tell jokes twice a day and get paid and if he doesnt tell them or if the jokes suck we kill him :twisted:
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby ranck3 on Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:40 pm

kk... lol...
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Postby ranck3 on Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:41 pm

maybe not killing part... lol...
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Postby ranck3 on Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:59 pm

I start Cutting Oak logs...
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Postby Iliad on Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:20 pm

Okay I will be the comedian( :) MY first joke:
After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

Pilot: Something loose in cockpit.
Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit.

Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield.
Engineers: Live bugs on back-order.

Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
Engineers: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

Pilot: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
Engineers: Evidence removed.

Pilot: DME volume unbelievably loud.
Engineers: DME volume set to more believable level.

Pilot: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
Engineers: That's what friction locks are for.

Pilot: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
Engineers: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

Pilot: Suspected crack in windshield.
Engineers: Suspect you're right.

Pilot: Number 3 engine missing.
Engineers: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

Pilot: Aircraft handles funny.
Engineers: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

Pilot: Target radar hums.
Engineers: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

Pilot: Mouse in cockpit.
Engineers: Cat installed.

Pilot: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
Engineers: Took hammer away from midget
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Postby Iliad on Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:24 pm

Oh and how much money do I start with?
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Postby ranck3 on Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:26 pm

lol pretty funny... ill give ya 5 gold.
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Postby ranck3 on Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:27 pm

I tax 5 gold.
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