My Tombstone [like "my hill" but different.]

by **coconut4paws** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:26 pm

Come up with the mst gory death you can imagine and claim ur tombstone!!

by **Aegnor** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:28 pm

My tombstone :
Here lies Aegnor,
Was the victim of a hungery zombie mob, after killing 3 dozen zombies with his bare fists.

by **unriggable** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:28 pm

Here lies unriggable, bludgeoned to death by Oscar from Sesame Street.

by **coconut4paws** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:29 pm

unriggable wrote:Here lies unriggable, bludgeoned to death by Oscar from Sesame Street.

nice.

by **sheepofdumb** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:30 pm

If I must. First I take some paper and start cutting myself all over. Then I take some salt and rub it in. Then I a knife and open the wounds even further. I take a spike and impale my legs toghether. I take the knife and cut my stomach open spilling all my guts on the floor. I take my liver and stab it a few times. Then I reach inside me and rip my heart out. As I grow cold I take a shotgun and shoot my brains out till I die.

MY TOMBSTONE!

by **coconut4paws** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:31 pm

sheepofdumb wrote:If I must. First I take some paper and start cutting myself all over. Then I take some salt and rub it in. Then I a knife and open the wounds even further. I take a spike and impale my legs toghether. I take the knife and cut my stomach open spilling all my guts on the floor. I take my liver and stab it a few times. Then I reach inside me and rip my heart out. As I grow cold I take a shotgun and shoot my brains out till I die.

MY TOMBSTONE!

i like!

by **willis** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:33 pm

Ever think about therapy?

by **hecter** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:34 pm

Here lies hecter, who died after he got 10 000 posts in a day.

by **sheepofdumb** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:35 pm

willis wrote:Ever think about therapy?

Who is that directed at?

by **Aegnor** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:35 pm

Here lies Aegnor, Sorry I'm late.

by **UCAbears** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:38 pm

here lies ucabears his eyes were poked with a nice but only his iris was cut out and he was burned but not enough to kill him then cut on his burns.. he then was was stabbed in the bellybutton (which hurts extrememly bad) and died.

by **willis** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:39 pm

sheepofdumb wrote:
willis wrote:Ever think about therapy?

Who is that directed at?

You.

by **sheepofdumb** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:39 pm

UCAbears wrote:here lies ucabears his eyes were poked with a nice but only his iris was cut out and he was burned but not enough to kill him then cut on his burns.. he then was was stabbed in the bellybutton (which hurts extrememly bad) and died.

You pansy! Dieing from a stab to the belly button.

by **duday53** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:41 pm

here lies duday, who met michael jackson on the street and went to his mansion with him...he was never seen a again.

i win

by **UCAbears** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:41 pm

sheepofdumb wrote:
UCAbears wrote:here lies ucabears his eyes were poked with a nice but only his iris was cut out and he was burned but not enough to kill him then cut on his burns.. he then was was stabbed in the bellybutton (which hurts extrememly bad) and died.

You pansy! Dieing from a stab to the belly button.

and burns and my eyes cut out :wink:

by **Fircoal** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:44 pm

Here lies Fircoal...
Fircoal: I'm not dead, idiot tombstone.
Tombstone kills Fircoal
Here lies FIrcoal, I killed him.

by **duday53** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:45 pm

here lies duday, who was tortured and raped. he had all his teeth pulled out before they cut off all his fingers before cutting his balls so that rats would come and knaw at them until they fell off. he was eaten by the rats after 7 days in a wet basement

by **coconut4paws** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:47 pm

I pour gasoline over my cut up body and lite a match while jumping from a bridge. here i lie. thats about as grusome i can contemplate...

by **Anarkistsdream** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:47 pm

coconut4paws wrote:I pour gasoline over my cut upboday and lite a match while jumping from a bridge. here i lie.

How old are you? No insult... Just asking.

by **sheepofdumb** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:48 pm

UCAbears wrote:
sheepofdumb wrote:
UCAbears wrote:here lies ucabears his eyes were poked with a nice but only his iris was cut out and he was burned but not enough to kill him then cut on his burns.. he then was was stabbed in the bellybutton (which hurts extrememly bad) and died.

You pansy! Dieing from a stab to the belly button.

and burns and my eyes cut out

But you didn't die from it.

by **Aegnor** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:48 pm

Here lies Aegnor, I guess the diet coke & mentos thing CAN kill you after all.

by **sheepofdumb** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:49 pm

Aegnor wrote:Here lies Aegnor, I guess the diet coke & mentos thing CAN kill you after all.

Nice.

by **coconut4paws** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:50 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
coconut4paws wrote:I pour gasoline over my cut upboday and lite a match while jumping from a bridge. here i lie.

How old are you? No insult... Just asking.

not that old...i dont mean it.

by **MrPresidentEgg** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:56 pm

Here Lies Our Dear President Egg, who fell off a wall.

get it? GET IT?

Website · by **ranck3** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:58 pm

My tombstone:Here lies Ranck3.
Caught Glimce of Chuck Norris.

My Tombstone [like "my hill" but different.]

My Tombstone [like "my hill" but different.]

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