Put funny ways to Destroy the world here!!

by **jeffonfire** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:41 pm

Put funny ways to Destroy the world here. :twisted:

$\:D/$

Mine is to drink to much pop and burp so much that you spin earth out of orbit into the sun.

by **sheepofdumb** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:42 pm

Death by rubber duckies! :twisted:

by **Anarkistsdream** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:44 pm

Let things keep going the way they are... Do nothing, quit recycling, and quit worrying about the environment...

OHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHA

Wait.....

That's what's happening. #-o

by **pancakemix** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:47 pm

Everyone knows that in 2012, Earth's poles will shift. The ancient Mayans said it, so it must be true.

So as far as I'm concerned, I don't need to worry about destroying the world.

by **hecter** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:48 pm

sheepofdumb wrote:Death by rubber duckies!

You mean like this one?

by **unriggable** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:55 pm

pancakemix wrote:Everyone knows that in 2012, Earth's poles will shift. The ancient Mayans said it, so it must be true.

So as far as I'm concerned, I don't need to worry about destroying the world.

Oh, it must be true!

I know one way: death by spam.

by **hecter** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:56 pm

Death by spam… What a glorious way to go…

by **jeffonfire** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:58 pm

MMM. this is getting good!!!

by **jnd94** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:58 pm

hecter wrote:Death by spam… What a glorious way to go…

i agree king, goes right along with death by penguin stampede and death by elephant crap

by **reverend_kyle** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:01 pm

hecter wrote:Death by snoo snoo… What a glorious way to go…

by **hecter** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:03 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
hecter wrote:Death by snoo snoo… What a glorious way to go…

That to… that to…

by **Numia Kereru** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:03 pm

Everyone in the world should eat a pot of baked beans.
Then when they digest everyone should face in the direction opposite to the way the planet spins on it's axis.
Then everyone should let rip a huge fart at the same time.
Then the world will spin the other way around and mess up the natural order of things which will set in motion a chain reaction ultimately causing the destruction of the universe.

Or we'll suffocate or die from the toxicity. Either or.

by **Fircoal** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:28 pm

WE all know, I'm going to kill you all first.

by **everywhere116** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:31 pm

This shouldnt even be a debate. I mean, we all know that some corrupt Federation captain will give General Order 24 on Earth. Is inevitable.

by **hecter** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:35 pm

Nah. Some stupid species will unleash the wrath of the omega molecule!!! The alpha quadrent will be doomed!!

by **Aegnor** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:35 pm

Suck the earth's atmosphere with a huge vacuum cleaner. Yeah, that would rock.

by **hourman** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:35 pm

no evil tiedie pandas and wild fighting moose. will turn on humans and detroy us all.

by **sheepofdumb** on Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:36 pm

everywhere116 wrote:This shouldnt even be a debate. I mean, we all know that some corrupt Federation captain will give General Order 24 on Earth. Is inevitable.

If it happens I know for sure our only hope would be a single cargo ship driven by some dumb drug addict.

The Earth is DOOMED!