by Rodion on Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:26 am
Most townspeople being puzzled by the murder, yet cold enough to not overlook their own interests while mourning some random guy's death, they decide to discuss it in the nearest coffee shop.
Violet: "And I'll have one latte and 3 vanilla muffins."
Shield: "I wonder whether Violet is trying to softclaim vanilla townie. That's the only possible meaning for ordering so many vanilla muffins!"
Violet: "Perhaps..."
Safari: "It's not the only possibility. She could actually be fishing for reactions by using subliminal messages and seeing how everyone reacts to it."
Dazza2008: "I'm new here, but doesn't that mean she is mafia trying to out our PRs by process of elimination?"
Safari: "Not necessarily, town is also interested in knowing who's town as long as mafia does not realize it."
Soundman: "That makes a lot of sense. How did people react, Violet?"
Violet: "Actually..."
Alt1978: "That's all crap, why don't you try to sell that story to the tourists?"
Grifftron: "I take it you know what's really going on then, Mr. Knowitall?"
Alt1978: "Yes, I've extensively studied psychology with pigs. Through the analysis of endless data I can only conclude that her request is a freudian representation of her current and boring monogamic relationship."
Shaggydan: "Wait, what?"
Alt1978: "Yes, that's it. I'll tell you specifically what this is all about. She's certainly a girl that has had many affairs. Men here, men there, men everywhere. Sometimes two or even three at once, women occasionally involved as well to add that extra spice. A great life, filled with adventures and the thrill of not being tamed. Then she meets this one guy, a guy she actually likes beyond the physical aspect and thinks “hey, maybe it’s time to settle down”! She tries to mold her ways into her new life and, don’t take her wrongly, she IS happy and all, but sometimes she feels like there is something missing, like her life has no emotion anymore, thus the word vanilla comes to her mind.”
Admiral: “That is certainly insightfiul.”
Violet: “But...”
Dazerazer: “Isn’t it possible that she just wants to go low on calories since vanilla is healthier than chocolate?”
Yoshi: “They say the simplest explanations are usually the correct ones and things can’t get any simpler than a girl on a (poorly balanced) diet.”
Slow: “I wonder whether we could find an explanation that is even simpler?”
Violet: “Wait, let me finish! I just like the taste of vanilla muffins, that’s it!”
Icedagger: “Now that is TOO simple!”
BGtheBrain: “Yes, worst speculation so far. I’m not buying it.”
God Emperor Q: “Anyhow, it’s getting late, who are we going to Lynch?”
MOB Deadly: “Nobody.”
Drake: “Nobody?”
MOB Deadly: “Yes, nobody.”
Drake: “Why nobody?”
MOB Deadly: “I don’t D1 lynch.”
Drake: “Why?”
MOB Deadly: “I don’t believe in D1 lynching.”
Drake: “You must be insane! Lynching D1 is the best pro-town course of action!”
MOB Deadly: “Not always. You see, I don’t mind lynching someone on D1 if they look really scummy, but this lynching automatically, it’s for the birds. We’re more likely to hit town than not.”
Shaggydan: “Well, Admiral was really scummy...”
MOB Deadly: “No, Admiral was not really scummy, He was slightly scummy. Nothing special.”
Soundman: “What does someone have to do in order to get really scummy in your eyes, claim cult recruiter?
MOD Deadly: “Well, I’d certainly D1 lynch someone over that!
Dibbler: “You guys certainly like to talk shit, so let me tell you some shit: 3 townies standing confused in LYLO wondering how they got there. ‘What did we do wrong?’ ‘I’m not getting it, this game is probably poorly balanced!’ Then one guy says: ‘maybe, MAYBE if we had lynched people instead of debating muffin flavours all Day we would have avoided this. Get it? Then we had better learn with our mistakes as it’s already dark outside.”
Day 1 ends. It is now night 1. You have 72 hours to send your night actions.
safariguy5 wrote:The problem with having the day go on longer is that eventually we'll just pressure everyone in turn, leading to a massclaim eventually, and even if we do get a mafia lynch, the mafia will know exactly who the town PR's are and pick off the cops and docs.
nice scene dude! 
) --- it's got SHIELDS!
