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Postby Fircoal on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:21 pm

There have been many regilions discussions in the past of this forum but only this one is real. There is a God. And he is ME! Fircoal is GOD! It's true. Sign up if you believe in this regilion.

1. Fircoal
2. Colaalone
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:24 pm

Spam is the true GOD, your just an overgrown yellow rat :lol:
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Postby Colaalone on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:24 pm

Free ice cream?
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Postby unriggable on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:24 pm

If it includes giving a blowjob to fircoal five times a day, count me out.
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:24 pm

Colaalone wrote:Free ice cream?


OF course.
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Postby Colaalone on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:24 pm

Fucks yeah.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:24 pm

um its spelt religion not regilion

and i doubt anyone will join
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:25 pm

unriggable wrote:If it includes giving a blowjob to fircoal five times a day, count me out.


It doesn't.
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:25 pm

Anarchy Ninja wrote:um its spelt religion not regilion

and i doubt anyone will join


Look up, and I don't care. I spell it how I want, I'm GOD.
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Postby sheepofdumb on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:26 pm

Foamy is the only god I need, aside from God himself. :P
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Postby unriggable on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:26 pm

Fircoal wrote:
unriggable wrote:If it includes giving a blowjob to fircoal five times a day, count me out.


It doesn't.


"I thought you said you were atheist."

"I'm Fircoalist as of APRIL EIGHTH"

count me in.
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Postby Colaalone on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:26 pm

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Postby Aimless on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:26 pm

If I join, can I be Vice-God?
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Postby everywhere116 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:26 pm

Is this one of those cults? Like in the mafia games? Are you a leader in one of them?
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:27 pm

sheepofdumb wrote:Foamy is the only god I need, aside from God himself. :P


GOD IS ME! DA!
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:27 pm

Aimless wrote:If I join, can I be Vice-God?


MAybe it matters.
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:28 pm

everywhere116 wrote:Is this one of those cults? Like in the mafia games? Are you a leader in one of them?

1) MAybe
2) Maybe
3) I'M GOD! SO I AM THE LEADER!
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Postby unriggable on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:30 pm

Can I be the leader of the unriggaplex, the dome in which all hearings shall be conducted?
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:33 pm

unriggable wrote:Can I be the leader of the unriggaplex, the dome in which all hearings shall be conducted?


yes, you can.
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Postby everywhere116 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:34 pm

Can I be a usurper?
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:35 pm

everywhere116 wrote:Can I be a usurper?


sure, what ever that is
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Postby everywhere116 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:36 pm

Ok.

*Bang*

Fircoal's dead. I'm leader now.

If you know the mafia roles page, you should know that one.
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Postby sheepofdumb on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:36 pm

praise our new lord and master everywhere!
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Postby Colaalone on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:37 pm

YAY HAIL EVERYWHERE166!!

Can I be the first ritualistic human sacrifice?!

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Postby everywhere116 on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:38 pm

Yea! First off, bring me a caviar feast. Then get me one of those California Condors, and grill it.
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