Copy of a letter recently sent to Mr. Weiner
Dear Mr. Weiner:
After having learned of your sudden and compelled resignation from your Congressional post, I would like to make you an offer to join the ranks of ConquerClub. As a Congressman, you are known for your intensity and perseverance. I believe that this attitude, combined with your service in the House of Representatives' Committee on Energy and Commerce, will make you a valuable asset to this gaming site.
This offer is not made in jest. To show our sincerity, The BulletProofBandits are willing to pay for your 1st year membership, ensuring that your rants and prose would be equal to what you were previously enjoying in Washington. While you are welcome to relocate to Montreal to be closer to Lack, you can actually participate totally from the comfort of your own home. But if you insist on moving, we have already raised $43 to help defray some of your relocation costs. This should help show how serious we really are.
Again, I cannot emphasize enough the genuineness of this offer. We are a serious gaming site which, as you should already know, has been heavily involved in the political environment of this country via our sub-forums. Our key missions have consistently included the crucial fight of battling hypocrisy with stupidity within the internetz.
We used to have a very active Conqueror, dedicated to volumes of serious record keeping of his many accomplishments. Well, he too had a fall from grace, but it is now evident to all that you Mr. Weiner, would not be so easily defeated, that you would easily bounce back, and rise to even greater heights. Your tenacity really impressed us all, and I want to personally assure you that said deviant behavior is endorsed here in certain hot & sexy threads. Oh it is not without it's detractors of course, but afterall, would you really enjoy it if it didn't cause SOME ruffled feathers?
While this gaming invitation is being offered in large part due to your qualifications and clear passion for self, I feel that your unfortunate resignation is an opportunity for you to get away from the political pressure and convert that energy to reaching the lofty heights of Conqueror hear at CC. I hope you will sincerely consider this offer, and I look forward to your response.
Sincerely,
Robinette
PS - For your avatar, I recommend using one of those pics that got away, as mentioned earlier, we are much more accepting of deviant behavior here. And might i suggest the user name: WeinerNeinerWeiner ... it just has a certain ring to it.
) --- it's got SHIELDS!
