Consideration of the re-application of my mind to CC

[Mr Changsha]

But I just have to point out my clothes are still on, I'm not balls-deep in another man... for all the emotional pain such a scenario would cause me (and I would surely need counselling...the trauma of it all would run deep for sure)I would still be, you know, not having sex with a chap.

I can't really say strongly enough to what extent this trumps the whole rap thing.

[rabbiton]

But I just have to point out my clothes are still on, I'm not balls-deep in another man... for all the emotional pain such a scenario would cause me (and I would surely need counselling...the trauma of it all would run deep for sure)I would still be, you know, not having sex with a chap.

I can't really say strongly enough to what extent this trumps the whole rap thing.

enough with the gayphobia Gangsta, these are some serious times that we living in... just make sure Flunky is on "hand" to lube you up and you'll be fine. also, we do note you're taking all the traditional rap stances on these important social matters.... anti-authority, anti-gay, anti-animal... all the while having long sweaty sessions with male police dogs in seedy shanghai hotels.

anyway, me and Flunky took the liberty of going down to the studio earlier and slapped down the first Monster Truck single:

F*ck The PAP

yo!

yeah, if you listen hard you can hear Blitz on the Scratch Xylophone. dude is in the top 5 xylo playas worldwide. hear he got banned in beijing due to some mad xylo-jealousy.

[Mr Changsha]

Mr C = Shit rapper

Rabbiton/Herpes = Straight guys having sex with a bloke.

It isn't homophobia, I just think that for any hetrosexual man, what you have said you would like to do with terrance is far worse than joining him in some sort of pop group.

But I like the prose..very funny stuff.

[King_Herpes]

[Mr Changsha]

He seems a very happy chappie for a rapper...one could do worse things with their time.

Like for example have sex with terrance. That would be worse.

Herpes I implore you to find a picture portraying me doing something worse than lying in young terrance's arms while he whispered sweet nothings into my ear.

This isn't it.

[rabbiton]

F*ck the PAP, deflate the Yen, I got a hankering for the bottoms of young men.
Don't you know wok time it is?
Yo Flunky-T, let's tell CC wok time it is!
IT'S MC GANGSTA TIME PEOPLE - NOW BEND TO THE REAR!

[King_Herpes]

He seems a very happy chappie for a rapper...one could do worse things with their time.

Like for example have sex with terrance. That would be worse.

Herpes I implore you to find a picture portraying me doing something worse than lying in young terrance's arms while he whispered sweet nothings into my ear.

This isn't it.

What is it with you and homeowners lately emcee? Don't you understand that Wallstreet slime and a proposturous bailout were to blamez. The housing crisis and your birth country weren't mutually exclusive. Niether did it riddle your country with desolation. So I think I speak on the behalves of all Americans when I say, "Thankyou for fueling our dollar store economy Mr. Bigot!, because our citizens would be leaving in mass exodus if it weren't for your mainstream hip hops, raps, affordable garbage and the dedicated factory workers like yourself that make it all happen"!

Moreover, what Terrance Nightingail and I do to entertain our adult minds is a completely private matter. Recognize that we live in a different country with different moral prescedences. Try not to be so ignorant to the facts and understand that here, in our country, homeowners can get with other homeowners. I actually know some really good people that are homeowners believe it or not. People that are my friends. People that were my friends before they owned homes.

[King_Herpes]

[Mr Changsha]

He seems a very happy chappie for a rapper...one could do worse things with their time.

Like for example have sex with terrance. That would be worse.

Herpes I implore you to find a picture portraying me doing something worse than lying in young terrance's arms while he whispered sweet nothings into my ear.

This isn't it.

What is it with you and homeowners lately emcee? Don't you understand that Wallstreet slime and a proposturous bailout were to blamez. The housing crisis and your birth country weren't mutually exclusive. Niether did it riddle your country with desolation. So I think I speak on the behalves of all Americans when I say, "Thankyou for fueling our dollar store economy Mr. Bigot!, because our citizens would be leaving in mass exodus if it weren't for your mainstream hip hops, raps, affordable garbage and the dedicated factory workers like yourself that make it all happen"!

Moreover, what Terrance Nightingail and I do to entertain our adult minds is a completely private matter. Recognize that we live in a different country with different moral prescedences. Try not to be so ignorant to the facts and understand that here, in our country, homeowners can get with other homeowners. I actually know some really good people that are homeowners believe it or not. People that are my friends. People that were my friends before they owned homes.

Don't worry Herpes, if you were here in this land of unbridled oppression, discrimination and general abuse I don't doubt you would be treated as a demi-god just as you are here in CC Land. Remember that Mao went through the boys at a startling rate as well, you could keep your terrance...of course Rabbiton would be shot on general principle. But then the Chinese have always taken a very stern view on chippiness...I believe the order of punishment would be as follows.

1. Detesticalation.
2. Visit to the infamous Tibetan shit-pit mines.
3. Shot.
4. Organs donated to communist party members....some for transplantation, some for lunch.
5. Quick note to his family with a most polite 'thank you for your services to the Chinese people'.

Incidentally, two phenomenons of note here in Changsha are the rising numbers of homeowners and homosexuals. Did you know it is currently ultra-cool for girls in their late-teens/early twenties to flirt with (one must hope some are diving right in) lesbianism? On any given day I stroll down the street on the way to work I can see cute young girls hand in hand, playing their butch/femme roles to perfection (in which I mean that, you know, the butch one is usually lovely as well...if only western lesbians had managed to work that out!!) it is a lovely thing. The boys are doing it too of course - with just as much gusto - and it is really a thing to think young Chinese are batting for the other side as a most subtle form of free expression.

I am all for that of course.

So things aren't so simple here in China. Homosexuality is a big finger up at the ruling party (and one must hope those fingers are exploring as many other places as possible) and the general belief of the older generations that 'there is no such thing as gay in China' (seriously) allows them to most obviously strut around being most deliciously ironic with their every step. Young Chinese (well... some of them) are a most creative crowd, incredibly eager to experiment with everything and well-aware of the idiocy of their parent's generation.

[rabbiton]

He seems a very happy chappie for a rapper...one could do worse things with their time.

Like for example have sex with terrance. That would be worse.

Herpes I implore you to find a picture portraying me doing something worse than lying in young terrance's arms while he whispered sweet nothings into my ear.

This isn't it.

What is it with you and homeowners lately emcee? Don't you understand that Wallstreet slime and a proposturous bailout were to blamez. The housing crisis and your birth country weren't mutually exclusive. Niether did it riddle your country with desolation. So I think I speak on the behalves of all Americans when I say, "Thankyou for fueling our dollar store economy Mr. Bigot!, because our citizens would be leaving in mass exodus if it weren't for your mainstream hip hops, raps, affordable garbage and the dedicated factory workers like yourself that make it all happen"!

Moreover, what Terrance Nightingail and I do to entertain our adult minds is a completely private matter. Recognize that we live in a different country with different moral prescedences. Try not to be so ignorant to the facts and understand that here, in our country, homeowners can get with other homeowners. I actually know some really good people that are homeowners believe it or not. People that are my friends. People that were my friends before they owned homes.

Don't worry Herpes, if you were here in this land of unbridled oppression, discrimination and general abuse I don't doubt you would be treated as a demi-god just as you are here in CC Land. Remember that Mao went through the boys at a startling rate as well, you could keep your terrance...of course Rabbiton would be shot on general principle. But then the Chinese have always taken a very stern view on chippiness...I believe the order of punishment would be as follows.

1. Detesticalation.
2. Visit to the infamous Tibetan shit-pit mines.
3. Shot.
4. Organs donated to communist party members....some for transplantation, some for lunch.
5. Quick note to his family with a most polite 'thank you for your services to the Chinese people'.

Incidentally, two phenomenons of note here in Changsha are the rising numbers of homeowners and homosexuals. Did you know it is currently ultra-cool for girls in their late-teens/early twenties to flirt with (one must hope some are diving right in) lesbianism? On any given day I stroll down the street on the way to work I can see cute young girls hand in hand, playing their butch/femme roles to perfection (in which I mean that, you know, the butch one is usually lovely as well...if only western lesbians had managed to work that out!!) it is a lovely thing. The boys are doing it too of course - with just as much gusto - and it is really a thing to think young Chinese are batting for the other side as a most subtle form of free expression.

I am all for that of course.

So things aren't so simple here in China. Homosexuality is a big finger up at the ruling party (and one must hope those fingers are exploring as many other places as possible) and the general belief of the older generations that 'there is no such thing as gay in China' (seriously) allows them to most obviously strut around being most deliciously ironic with their every step. Young Chinese (well... some of them) are a most creative crowd, incredibly eager to experiment with everything and well-aware of the idiocy of their parent's generation.

what a delightful coming out story. really, fascinating stuff. and, we note, the penis jokes kept firmly in the pocket where they belong.

and yes, i would expect to be shot by the chinese. they are way too savvy to keep me alive. to be honest, though, i am shot in most countries i visit, and shot at least once a day here in these kick ass united states of yomerica.

[Mr Changsha]

Is that a rather desperate attempt to claim victory I see?

Poor Rabbiton...are you actually trying to win?

Silly boy...it seems you have entirely missed the point.

[rabbiton]

Is that a rather desperate attempt to claim victory I see?

Poor Rabbiton...are you actually trying to win?

Silly boy...it seems you have entirely missed the point.

no way MC Chopstick, i'm just trying to get you to sing your "poor rabbiton" siren song one more time.

[Mr Changsha]

Is that a rather desperate attempt to claim victory I see?

Poor Rabbiton...are you actually trying to win?

Silly boy...it seems you have entirely missed the point.

no way MC Chopstick, i'm just trying to get you to sing your "poor rabbiton" siren song one more time.

Actually Rabbiton, I have to apologise most sincerely to you. Little did I realise that my harmless cock jokes could so belittle a man not obviously blessed in the trouser department. A man so modest, if you will, that he yearns to be even a solid military medium. I wondered if your obvious pain at my jesting (yet strangely accurate) remarks to tdan might have originated from a severe case of small-penis syndrome relating from having a micro-penis. In an effort to test my theory, I read out my remarks (and let's have a look at them again)

Yeah...but my sword is certainly bigger than yours though when I say sword I actually mean schlong. I can promise you than in any sword-fight Chinese style (which would certainly involve our schlongs in a pretty big way) I would win easily. Ya'll can think all you want (and yes...I do try), just don't try it in real life. I'm not a fighter but a lover...I don't back down when presented with one...I stand the old thompson up to attention and engage in battle. Basically I have a huge sword, but due to CC's puritanical rules regarding pornographic material, I am limited to wearing this old man with a conspicuous hard-on to portray my greatness.

...to a man known to have a small penis within my social circle. I was shocked to see that he burst into great, blubbery tears within two seconds of hearing the line..

I stand the old thompson up to attention and engage in battle

I suspect that for a man suffering from the social stigma, the emotional torment no less, of weilding the penile equivalent of a well-polished tin opener, these words would be a knife to their very heart.

[Mr Changsha]

Rabbiton...stop thinking about your micro-crotch and come back and post, you disinclined mump!!

I was looking forward to verse two. Verse one has had me bopping along for the last two days...

F*ck the PAP, deflate the Yen, I got a hankering for the bottoms of young men.
Don't you know wok time it is?
Yo Flunky-T, let's tell CC wok time it is!
IT'S MC GANGSTA TIME PEOPLE - NOW BEND TO THE REAR!

[rabbiton]

Rabbiton...stop thinking about your micro-crotch and come back and post, you disinclined mump!!

I was looking forward to verse two. Verse one has had me bopping along for the last two days...

F*ck the PAP, deflate the Yen, I got a hankering for the bottoms of young men.
Don't you know wok time it is?
Yo Flunky-T, let's tell CC wok time it is!
IT'S MC GANGSTA TIME PEOPLE - NOW BEND TO THE REAR!

MC Gangsta, you crazy oriental curmudgeon!

Funkmaster Terrance, lay down the back-beat you burlesque boob!

Army of Nobs, you be driving the Monster Truck. Wait, we need a bigger truck if we want to have both yours and Gangstas testicles on board. We need a Mother Truckin' Magnum Monster Truck.

JammyJims is of course doing the Dance Moves (being a thinker).

Herps will spray GlitterCum over the Scene. And here we go...

F*ck the PAP, hack into Google, I got a hankering for some young men noodle.
Ah-so, don't you know, wok time it is?
It's time to go to T-Square, yo crush some people there!
AND THEN IT'S MC GANGSTA TIME - NOW SHAKE IT TO THE REAR!

[King_Herpes]