Blitz, the FINAL thread

[King_Herpes]

i wonder what army of nobs would think about all this

It'd be comforting to know his thoughts on the matter. Although it would probably come of a bit primitive, along the lines of something like...

like I said.. Ill take you all on..


you are nothing to the 3 gun shot wounds and 2 stab wounds





Illl tak you all on...l bring it...




BRING IT


blitz is good.



Im the one that says so.

[Funkyterrance]

Oof, hes going to have to pay for that machismo bender for a while isn't he?

[rabbiton]

Oof, hes going to have to pay for that machismo bender for a while isn't he?

nah, he *is* a living breathing machismo bender, and he *pays* for it every day with the _blood of flesh wounds_ that can only be inflicted when you are leading from the front like a MAN ON A GAMING WEBSITE.

this is no girls work funkyT,

this is not the work of philosophers or mathematicians...

this is the fight of chinese, japanese and mexican warriors !!!

fu for thinking otherwise ft.

(really, i'm concerned about the low number of stab wounds... that's kinda weak... i just stabbed myself thrice making brunch...)

[greenoaks]

Oof, hes going to have to pay for that machismo bender for a while isn't he?

from what i hear he is angry and not taking his turns

[safariguy5]

One must keep winning, always

"I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars."

“It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”

"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

Oof, hes going to have to pay for that machismo bender for a while isn't he?

"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children."

[jefjef]

Everyone please stop jumping on the op, we are all entitled to our opinion.

[Bones2484]

Everyone please stop jumping on the op, we are all entitled to our opinion.

Yea. We wouldn't want AoN to take offense to anything (again) and ask for his thread to be locked (again), causing him to quit the site (again). AoN needs our protection, he's a soft fluffy bunny that can't take any criticism. Be nice.

[King_Herpes]

Oof, hes going to have to pay for that machismo bender for a while isn't he?

from what i hear he is angry and not taking his turns

Oooh! A whisper campaign, count me in!

Yestereve whilst I was gingerly knitting along with my yarn bitties, or as we like to call ourselves, "The Thread 'til You're Dead Temptresses"!, I heard with my little ear the most ghastly of gossips..

As Betty placed the finishing touches on her magnificant triple stiched toaster house(seriously gang, this thing was darling... complete with chimney & all), she claimed that what she heard from her backgammon playing mimosa friends that he was in fact undergoing a complete emotional metamorphosis. And that, "once this transformation has been completed, there will be none whom question his divinity"!

I know, crazy right?

[rabbiton]

Everyone please stop jumping on the op, we are all entitled to our opinion.

Yea. We wouldn't want AoN to take offense to anything (again) and ask for his thread to be locked (again), causing him to quit the site (again). AoN needs our protection, he's a soft fluffy bunny that can't take any criticism. Be nice.

can i suggest starting a FINAL thread to decry this horrid situation and put these disgraceful nob-haters to their forum deaths?

c'mon nobsters, get yer man's back! and i don't mean with bullets and knives.

[rabbiton]

Oof, hes going to have to pay for that machismo bender for a while isn't he?

from what i hear he is angry and not taking his turns

Oooh! A whisper campaign, count me in!

Yestereve whilst I was gingerly knitting

watch you don't stab yourself there herps... can be good for the cred i know, but hurtz like a biotch to the heart

[Funkyterrance]

I was basically glued to the screen following every word KH, but that's very cruel of you to leave me hanging. You could have at least posted a pic of the house.
At any rate, I am awaiting this new "army of caligula".

[JoshyBoy]

It's great to see Herpes posting soo frequently again.

[King_Herpes]

I was basically glued to the screen following every word KH, but that's very cruel of you to leave me hanging. You could have at least posted a pic of the house.
At any rate, I am awaiting this new "army of caligula".

Enough. Your nerve knows no bounds. How dare you deny the truths of our crumpet eating covenant. No further speak about any more of your blasphemies, with that hubris, slithery, forked little tounge. You're merely an attention incubus. now what you are not is a knitting enthusiast. I haven't any more patience for this sort of mockery of one's passion for life!

How I choose to govern my liberties is none of your concern. I assure you that once you've found your knack for cleaning windshields during rush-hour.. you'll look back and perspectively remember that it was you whom was in the wrong for not believing! But of course your skull would be so smoked out by then it would take a Burger King® billboard to help your frontal lobe process the memory.

Aghh, there.. now with that said a picture simply couldn't harness the sheer majestic beauty of this fine craft. It had a fucking chimney! Need I say more!? It'd be like me sending you a digi-pic of the 16th Chapel. Oh forget it.

While if Betty were here right now she would crochet your ballbag to your forehead.


As she bellowed,"Talk to the gingivitis funkyterry cuz the halitosis ain't lisnin"!

[Funkyterrance]

Well fine, be that way! I for one think that art should be shared with the world and not hoarded among you and your cronies. Therefore I would like the show off a little number I have been working on:

[rabbiton]

Well fine, be that way! I for one think that art should be shared with the world and not hoarded among you and your cronies. Therefore I would like the show off a little number I have been working on:

pipin' hot!

presuming you enjoy the shower curtain rack look.

i presume this has multiple uses in your basement dungeon phunky-T?

[King_Herpes]

No...TERRY! Shut up, you did not do that..did you? It's amazing, so sassy and vibrant! But yet it says, "don't try it buster, I'm taken"!

Well now I just feel like a dumbass.

I really had no idea you had such the needle pointing fung-shui! You're so deep and layered. I can't stop looking into your eyes.

[Robinette]

such an entertaining thread...


i had no idea youz guyz was into this...
you should join the CC crochet club, and play in the current arse wipe league...

[King_Herpes]

Do you always have to be such the shameless flirt 'nette, do you even know how to be resistable? Howsa 'bout me and Terrance going family style on ya'? Heh, tell you what. We'll even go easy on you and keep it to a 30 minute bucksaw.

[Mr Changsha]

Well this is a bit more interesting...

I think the most skill is shown in either leading a trips or quads team entirely (the dictatorship model) or playing in a well-honed outfit that is able to compliment each other's moves without apparently much communication at all...though it is my personal opinion that the dictator has the edge in terms of liklihood of winning, if not necessarily skill, due to a better chance of total coherency.

However, while I do lead teams as an effective dictator I have never really been part of a 'we are so attuned we can play silently' kind of team. I base my judgement on the dicator having the edge in terms of results purely on playing against such teams.

So, if you are either setting your own moves OR setting moves for the entire team in high level sequential trips and quads then you are obviously a very solid player.

But you two are having a very odd argument (and have been having it for a while). You are both obviously very solid players, one of you is much higher ranked, but as it has been explained about a billion times by now on this forum, the difference between 2,500 and 3,500 is basically game selection, effort, stamina etc etc...rather than pure skill.

The old maxim that 'if you can hold your own on the first page playing equivalent opposition you are a very good player' still holds true. The rest is all fluff.

well look, it's that great gameplay philosopher MC Changsha ("no Math please, we're Chinese") !!

i must say though it's kind of sad to see that in the team game there are only two equally moronic and pointless archetypes available for success.

i wonder what army of nobs would think about all this. surely just standing out front of your team beating your chest should be a viable alternative?

I would imagine my musings are the least of his concerns...but it is all fine Rabbiton. I am aware you think I am the gaming equivalent of boozed-up teenager at the wheel of a monster truck.

Of course, your opinion matters bugger all to me in the great scheme of things (and I did like Herpes' earlier reference to getting upset at the invisible people...heh heh heh) so I will refrain from challenging you to a ridiculously large number of games (that would probably take you and I years to complete) on a setting that wouldn't even begin to settle the question anyway....which would be in the spirit of this thread, but as that spirit just screams "I'm a loooooonnnnnnnyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!" I will refain.

Still (and I am always very nice to you, ya big meanie...) I learned a lot from our couple of games together (and use some of your strategies quite often) so I still think you're tops.

[Mr Changsha]

Do you always have to be such the shameless flirt 'nette, do you even know how to be resistable? Howsa 'bout me and Terrance going family style on ya'? Heh, tell you what. We'll even go easy on you and keep it to a 30 minute bucksaw.

Come on now Herpes, let's not pretend that last comment has got anything at all to do with Robinette. We've all seen how you've been looking at young Terrance...

But remember, he's new and young. He'll f*ck your brains out for sure, I don't doubt he can keep at it for hours, but eventually he'll get bored of your tired, old (one must assume disease-ridden) body...and then he'll saunter off with Rabbiton like the dirty young twink flirt he is.

And how will you feel then?

You'll feel dirty, Herpes. Very, very dirty.

[Timminz]

I, for one, am shocked that a thread about the conqueror (who was recently caught cheating) has gotten so much attention.

[King_Herpes]

Don't be so coy with me emcee MC

You can't tell me that she didn't just undress my avatar with her eyes back there and then fantisized about my bulging trapezius muscles breaking free from my robe. And young Tarrance has been sizing me up too. Oh yes! And now you you frisky tea drinking hornball!

Now I know what you're going to say next, another one of your zany synopses no doubt. One where you exhault my character into one of your carefully weilded settings where what do you know... all the sudden I'm narcisistic. Spare us would you? While you're lucky that they are legible or you would've been deemed an overall shit read by my standard.

[Serbia]

FunkyTerrance, I think that your model would have been able to better display your work of art sans t-shirt.
I tried my hand at crochet once, with... less than excellent results, as could be expected from a rookie.

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[King_Herpes]

Red Wings lost bubb, sorry about your little butt.

[Mr Changsha]

Don't be so coy with me emcee MC

You can't tell me that she didn't just undress my avatar with her eyes back there and then fantisized about my bulging trapezius muscles breaking free from my robe. And young Tarrance has been sizing me up too. Oh yes! And now you you frisky tea drinking hornball!

Now I know what you're going to say next, another one of your zany synopses no doubt. One where you exhault my character into one of your carefully weilded settings where what do you know... all the sudden I'm narcisistic. Spare us would you? While you're lucky that they are legible or you would've been deemed an overall shit read by my standard.

No need to get defensive Herpes, I'm all for your burgeoning man-love with young Terrance. I just think it is deceitful to claim Robinette would be doing anymore than serving up the after homo-coitus treats.

Also, because I always have your best interests at heart, I just have to point out that boy-stealing bastard Rabbiton is hovering around outside the door with a bunch of flowers, a tube of lube and an invite into LOW.

But I'm in your corner here. I'm doing what I can for you...