The WHO would YOU rather DO (regarding sex) GAME!!!!!

by **Kid_A** on Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:51 pm

neither.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON WITH HERPES

-OR-

THIS GIRL

by **Hitman079** on Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:05 am

of course scarlett
you didn't say GENITAL herpes
just said herpes
so i'd totally do her
lol but we could use chef's sex improvement method- put a bag over the catcher's head
anyhoo..umm...
anna nicole smith (her dead body)
orr
sacha bara cohen (borat)

by **wiggybowler** on Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:59 pm

I can bring people back to life Anna Nicole Smith.

Pumbaa or Timon

by **Kayla** on Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:51 pm

Timon

by **AlgyTaylor** on Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:49 am

Timon all the way.

One of the seven dwarves
or
Bambi?

by **Spuzzell** on Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:00 am

Well, not a dwarf, they scare me. It'd have to be innocent little Bambi, eyes still full of tears for his dead mother...

On a related note: The seven dwarves were in the bath feeling happy. But then Happy got out, so they felt Grumpy.

Father Christmas

or

The Easter Bunny?

by **Joep the 2nd** on Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:03 am

easter bunny definetly

cactus or osamma bin laden

by **Kernal_Kronic** on Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:12 am

When you say cactus, do you mean an actual cactus with spikes & shit?

by **Spuzzell** on Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:14 am

Osama, you could get good leverage on his beard. Plus, shagging a cactus involves too many pricks. Muahaha.

Colin Montgomery

or

Meatloaf? (Bat Out Of Hell, not poor peoples food)

by **Kernal_Kronic** on Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:19 am

Meatloaf, but only if he had sweet tits like in fight club :lol:

Mr Burns or Smithers

by **Spuzzell** on Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:25 am

Blech.

Mr Burns, Smithers would totally expect a call in the morning.

An angry alsatian

or

A live beehive

Edit: God, what a way to reach 200 posts. :oops:

by **diddle** on Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:07 am

a bee hive, well, you'd get no complaints!

how about this;

mother teresa
or
a light bulb <switched on>

by **AlgyTaylor** on Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:25 am

mother teresa would get my man mustard injection. Light bulb sounds too painful to consider.

Your mum
or
Maggie Thatcher

by **funkeymunkey** on Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:43 pm

Definitly YOUR mom. hehehe

by **wiggybowler** on Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:44 pm

Your mom

Lady or the Tramp?

by **funkeymunkey** on Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:45 pm

Both.

Oprah or Arnold Schwartenhangar?

by **Machiavelli** on Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:00 pm

Oprah. Arnold is much to aggressive.

How about this, your best friends mother or your best friends sister (or brother)

by **TheDirtDuke** on Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:04 pm

I don't have friends, so I can safely say without getting bad images in my head:

Sister. Since she's younger. And yea.

A donut or a bagel?

EDIT: You may decide on the spread on either item.