by DoomYoshi on Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:51 pm
So let me get this straight. To the former claims against me, now speculation is added. I am sorry for not realizing that speculating is proof of being mafia. It seems to me it would be the exact opposite. The mafia know who each other are, and do not need to speculate. The town members know (usually) nothing. I am going to claim as proof that I am not mafia the fact that I WAS waffling. Since I don't know for sure who is mafia, I tried to slow down the bandwagon jumping so the town can have time to gather information. When the wagon was on Sully, I voted Vi, When the wagon was on Nark I voted Sully. Now the wagon is on me and I am spirtiually voting Nark.
This will seem like an OMGUS vote, and to a certain extent it is, but I am now going to claim that saf is mafia. He has always followed the wagon around, like a true mafiosa. While following the wagon around, he started developing a case on me - another trick of the mafia.
If Saf is mafia, then Commander9 is likely to be too. Commander9 put saf on the town list for not acting suspicious. That is not proof of town, and is in fact precisely what the mafia would be doing.
As for a third accomplice, slash and drabod are both subbing to a limited extent.
Today I am going to the newspaper to write my own obituary. It says: "In lieu of flowers, lynch saf". Then I am going to the pharmacist to buy an industrial strength dosage of warfarin. Since I am a doctor, she gives it to me no problem. However, this is Italy and I am probably Catholic, so I cannot kill myself. Instead I will dial up Nark and say: "Your mom is a whore, and my door is unlocked".
Ideally the town can learn something from my death.
unvote vote Yoshi
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