Congrats to this thread for finally managing to arrive at the point of its own nemesis.
To the recent posters (Dukasuar/Victor Sullivan (earlier post)/ Squishy (you little tinker) et al:
"Congratulations on your (insert rank/promotion/feeding your family...delete as required) achievement. It is without doubt the pinnacle of your triumphs to date, you are to be saluted and feted across the (forum/world/universe...delete as required), punkawallahs will be dispatched with all due haste to ensure you now enjoy all the trappings someone of your supreme accomplishments are due."