Conquerclub Jokes

[SirSebstar]

i liked this piece..

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Oh look, a wild uniform distribution appears

Shoot it before it gets away!

[lord voldemort]

eddie2


dammm
that was already said...ummm


owenshooter
50 bucks says someone reports this

[owenshooter]

lord voldemort....

[rdsrds2120]

What's the difference between ljex and Conqueror?

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Just messing with ya' ljex

-rd

[squishyg]

why did the bandit cross the road?

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[riskitall25]

What's the difference between ljex and Conqueror?

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Just messing with ya' ljex

BOOM!

[squishyg]

What do you call a video game where the protagonist is always right?

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[ljex]

What's the difference between ljex and Conqueror?

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Just messing with ya' ljex

-rd

I love deadbeating games i am going to win because i forget about them...its a little sad how often that happens to me actually.

Oh and rds, don't get me started on you and those 8 mans

[AslanTheKing]

Orange you glad I didn't attack you?

It takes 2 to make a baby, but only 1 get's a choice as to whether it lives or dies. Support mens rights!

Here is a nice story from germany,
2 lesbians found a guy on the net to make them a baby,
he signed all kind of papers that he will only be the biological father of the baby,
but he will not be in charge of the future of the kid, no payments or whatsoever.

After the baby got 2 years, the lesbians took him to court,
now he has to pay every month for the baby and the woman ( since she doesnt work...)
everything they agreed and signed befor is in front of the court useless.

[SirSebstar]

Orange you glad I didn't attack you?

It takes 2 to make a baby, but only 1 get's a choice as to whether it lives or dies. Support mens rights!

Here is a nice story from germany,
2 lesbians found a guy on the net to make them a baby,
he signed all kind of papers that he will only be the biological father of the baby,
but he will not be in charge of the future of the kid, no payments or whatsoever.

After the baby got 2 years, the lesbians took him to court,
now he has to pay every month for the baby and the woman ( since she doesnt work...)
everything they agreed and signed befor is in front of the court useless.

eh posted in the wrong subject? maybe this is about the abortion discussion, either way.
AslanTheKing is the joke of the day...

[AslanTheKing]

yes, i feel like the joke of the day,
i was refering to

Army of GOD wrote:
Orange you glad I didn't attack you?

It takes 2 to make a baby, but only 1 get's a choice as to whether it lives or dies. Support mens right

[natty dread]

It takes 2 to make a baby, but only 1 get's a choice as to whether it lives or dies. Support mens right

That's not CC related, nor even funny.

[SirSebstar]

It takes 2 to make a baby, but only 1 get's a choice as to whether it lives or dies. Support mens right

That's not CC related, nor even funny.

lol, that was funny

[No Risk No Fun]

I kid, I kid. I have a lot of fun as a freem

[Victor Sullivan]

I kid, I kid. I have a lot of fun as a freem

Lies! Premium or bust!

[ManBungalow]

Three men walk into a bar.
The barman shouts, "Oi! We don't serve your kind here, get out!"
So the leader of the walking-in trio - who happens to look like the former governor of California - adjusts his shades to better look at the bartender, then says in a rough Austrian accent "It's okay. I'm the Conqueror on http://www.conquerclub.com.
The barman is starting to lose his temper and retorts, "If you're the Conqueror on http://www.conquerclub.com, then I'm Mickey Mouse!"
Then, concurrently, the barman reaches under the counter and one of the trio shifts his leather trench coat to reveal an array of handguns.
Both parties look at each other for a moment in silence, until the barman cocks the shotgun he is holding.
That's when things start to get messy, because they clearly want to play a triples game but the bartender doesn't have a team organised. Unfortunately for him, the game he's been invited to is a public game, and two pieces of toast join his team soon after he accepts the invite.
That's when the third member of the trio - who, up to this point, hasn't said a word - comments in the game chat:
"ffs dice ur all food"
So the barman, who is suspecting secret diplomacy by this point, heads over to the C&A forum to file a report, only to find that somebody has already made a thread accusing the very same three people he happens to be playing of farming! Wow!

[Jyshon]

Two peanuts joined a terminator game.

One was assaulted.

[Jyshon]

peanut.

[Army of GOD]

peanut.

lol! he said peanut!

[natty dread]

peas have nuts?

[shieldgenerator7]

a string joins an 8 player game on classic.
he told all the players he was the best player on CC, and so the players challenged him and said that if he lost he would have to fray his edges and tie himself in a knot. The string arrogantly agreed.
well, the string lasted until 3 players left. he got escalating spoils, took out a player, and then got more spoils, but the last army guy of the last player defeated his stack of 100 with just 1 guy. "What?!" so then the player survives and gets escalating spoils and wipes him out.
then one defeated player comes back and comments in the box: "Did you win, string?"
then the string says... "I'm a frayed knot"

[SirSebstar]

What is the difference between a greek economy and Conquerclub intensity cubes.... The cubes only screw you, the greek us all

[owenshooter]

Q: What did the green conquer star say to the purple conquer star?

A: Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

the black jesus has amused you all (or ya'll, as we say in tex-ass)...-el Jesus negro

[Arama86n]

That was actually slightly amusing. I chuckled.
What isn't amusing is this mother of all necrobumbs.
Go stand in the corner for 27 minutes and think about what you did Owen.

[owenshooter]

Two peanuts joined a terminator game.

One was assaulted.

actually, it would be, "one was a salted." sigh... *eyes rolling out of my black jesus skull*...-Jésus noir