Conquerclub Jokes

by **bedub1** on Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:25 pm

This thread is for CC related jokes. Here's mine:

I haven't lost a Speed Game since 2008.

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:47 pm

Orange you glad I didn't attack you?

by **Victor Sullivan** on Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:57 pm

Some people assault territories, I prefer to apepper.

by **rdsrds2120** on Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:04 pm

My cubes are more intense than yours!

-rd

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:48 am

What did the poor dice roller say about the dice as they appeared on the page?

They were loaded.

--Andy

by **trapyoung** on Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:51 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:My cubes are more intense than yours!

Who's there?

by **sdh** on Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:04 am

David Hoekstra is almost a Field Marshal

by **grifftron** on Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:13 am

eddie2

by **jefjef** on Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:42 am

The intensity cubes and drops really are random.

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:01 pm

What did one Nuclear Spoil say to the others as they were cashed?

Bombs away.

--Andy

by **SirSebstar** on Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:19 pm

WATCH OUT.. A..
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[ KLABENG]
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a banana....

sigh

by **squishyg** on Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:12 pm

KLOBBER walked into a bar and it was klobber time!

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:17 am

What do you get when you combine First Nations North America and First Nations South America?

VOLTRON

by **thelord** on Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:24 am

Two CC'ers went into a bar..
Actually no they didn't but there is a cool map ideas there somewhere...

by **SirSebstar** on Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:40 am

thelord wrote:Two CC'ers went into a bar..
Actually no they didn't but there is a cool map ideas there somewhere...

ROFL...

"I RULE THE WORLD",
"Sure you do honey, now be a good boy and go to bed!"

by **ManBungalow** on Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:46 pm

Why did the Conqueror cross the road?

show

by **JBlombier** on Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:57 pm

Who is the number one player to agree with everything?

show

by **rdsrds2120** on Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:42 pm

What's big, scary, green, and angry?

show

by **AndyDufresne** on Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:38 pm

What's the deal with 'Intensity Cubes'?

The pictures are square, the winner highlights are square...they should be called Intensity Squares.

--Andy

by **Victor Sullivan** on Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:35 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:What's the deal with 'Intensity Cubes'?

The pictures are square, the winner highlights are square...they should be called Intensity Squares.

--Andy

Hey! That's what I call them!

Victor Sullivan wrote:intensity SQUARES. There's nothing cubular about them...

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=131656&p=2886381&hilit=intensity+squares#p2886381

Anywho...

I heard there was a change in the Live Chat guidelines. They added New_Rules.

A player and a suggestions mod got in a flame war the other day. A guy reported it in the C&A forum. After much debate, they decided to ban the player, and the suggestions mod, well, he was TheForgivenOne.

Disclaimer: TheForgivenOne never actually got in a flame war with anyone.