The best sports quotes in the world...ever!

[gethine]

My personal favourite is -

“To put it in gentleman’s terms if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they’re good looking and some weeks they’re not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren’t the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let’s have a coffee”

ian holloway - football manager in the UK.

can anyone do better?

[P Gizzle]

"winning is not everything. It's the only thing"

"if winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?"


Vince Lombardi, former head coach of the Packers......



there are way more of Lombardi's and Berra.....

[pancakemix]

I don't remember who it was, but there was a basketball player who said:

"Now that I'm here, were gonna turn it around 360 degrees."

[heavycola]

Ahhh, sledging...

Aus vs SA:
Shane Warne : I've waited two years for another chance to humiliate you.
Daryll Cullinan : Looks like you spent it eating.

Glenn McGrath bowling to Eddo Brandes (portly Zimbabwean):
McGrath: Hey Eddo, why are you so fucking fat?
Brandes: Because everytime I f*ck your mother, she gives me a biscuit