The Shat Man's Birthday!

by **hecter** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:22 pm

Yup, it's William Shatner's birthday today! Woot! Happy birthday Shatner! I know that most of you don't care, but Shatner is awsome, and he's Canadian, which makes him so much better. Anyway, let's rejoice and spam!

Note: I couldn't bring myself to add an anti-Shatner option in the poll, so feel free to call me a douche instead

by **s.xkitten** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:31 pm

i prefer GFY...but i'll settle for the douche

by **static_ice** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:33 pm

yeah! shatner is better than the man! ...who the hell is shatner?

by **hecter** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:34 pm

static_ice wrote:yeah! shatner is better than the man! ...who the hell is shatner?

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! SHATNER IS KIRK! FROM THE ORIGINAL STAR TREK! Noob!

by **static_ice** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:46 pm

hecter wrote:
static_ice wrote:yeah! shatner is better than the man! ...who the hell is shatner?

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! SHATNER IS KIRK! FROM THE ORIGINAL STAR TREK! Noob!

I love pissing off star trek fans! "There were 73 original episodes, not 72!"

by **everywhere116** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:18 pm

static_ice wrote:yeah! shatner is better than the man! ...who the hell is shatner?

How can you not know who Shatner is? I mean, he played in the episode "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" on Twilight Zone and starred in The Intruder!

by **cowshrptrn** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:25 pm

in response to above:

static_ice wrote:
hecter wrote:
static_ice wrote:yeah! shatner is better than the man! ...who the hell is shatner?

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! SHATNER IS KIRK! FROM THE ORIGINAL STAR TREK! Noob!

I love pissing off star trek fans! "There were 73 original episodes, not 72!"

your stereotypes are proving 100% accurate so far :roll:

by **static_ice** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:26 pm

everywhere116 wrote:
static_ice wrote:yeah! shatner is better than the man! ...who the hell is shatner?

How can you not know who Shatner is? I mean, he played in the episode "Terror at 50,000 Feet" on Twilight Zone and starred in The Intruder!

dude, comon, I'm 16, not 40! :lol:

by **hecter** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:27 pm

You're a noob!

by **everywhere116** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:28 pm

static_ice wrote:
everywhere116 wrote:
static_ice wrote:yeah! shatner is better than the man! ...who the hell is shatner?

How can you not know who Shatner is? I mean, he played in the episode "Terror at 50,000 Feet" on Twilight Zone and starred in The Intruder!

dude, comon, I'm 16, not 40!

So? I'm 14.

by **static_ice** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:32 pm

wait...he played in twilight zone? isn't that from like the 50's or 60's, my mom's generation?

[size=0]a millenium ago[/size] :lol:

and hecter what am I a noob at? life? for not watching 1 show?

I'm a fan of shows I like and you're a fan of shows you like...

by **hecter** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:34 pm

It's Shatner! If you don't know who the Shat man is, you fail at life!

by **static_ice** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:36 pm

well now I know who he is, so I guess I pass with a D+...

by **everywhere116** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:36 pm

static_ice wrote:wait...he played in twilight zone? isn't that from like the 50's or 60's, my mom's generation?

[size=0]a millenium ago[/size]

and hecter what am I a noob at? life? for not watching 1 show?

I'm a fan of shows I like and you're a fan of shows you like...

"Gremlins! Gremlins! I'm not imagining it, he's out there! Don't look, he's not out there now. He jumps away whenever anyone might see him, except me."

by **unriggable** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:38 pm

hecter wrote:You're a noob!

You're a dick!

I could care less about shatner.

by **hecter** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:39 pm

unriggable wrote:
hecter wrote:You're a noob!

You're a dick!

I could care less about shatner.

I know I'm a dick. But he is a noob, not because he doesn't care about Shatner, but because he didn't know who he is.

by **DIXIE** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:40 pm

Cpt Kirk...hes SHATASTIC,SHATALICIOUS..you get the idea hes an icon

by **Stopper** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:02 pm

Surely "shat" is the past tense of "shit". Eg, "I nearly shat myself when I met him off Star Trek". I'm confused. Are you saying Captain Kirk used to be shit?

by **DIXIE** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:09 pm

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:28 pm

The Shat has hit the fan! :lol:

by **Stopper** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:32 pm

No - the correct English is, "the fan was shat upon".

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:43 pm

I only know English and Bad English, not good English, or Fine English

just those two types English...

BYAAAAAAAAAAA

by **Colaalone** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:51 pm

http://www.heavy.com/video/1575

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:11 pm

Colaalone wrote:http://www.heavy.com/video/1575

Showing this video just made me depressed and now i think i have to go shoot myself...you sir have found THE (and i say this word with every fiber of my being) WORST video that mankind has ever laid eyes on, the producers/creators of heavy need to go hang themselves for this blasphemy!

have a nice day

by **The1exile** on Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:55 pm

Stopper wrote:No - the correct English is, "the fan was shat upon".

That is an incorrect statement, it was in fact the turtle that was shat upon. The fan has an anti-shiteing mechanism built in anyway.

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