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To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby CreepersWiener on Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:33 pm

I will never ever join a Freestyle game as long as I friggin' live! STUPID!

I just joined this friggin' game and when I go to play, I am eliminated already...Screw this!

Shove your Freestyle up your friggin' point greedy butts!

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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby Georgerx7di on Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:45 pm

You spelled douche wrong.
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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby jrh_cardinal on Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:48 pm

dude, thats got absolutely nothing to do with freestyle. Maybe you should look at the other settings as well, 8 player lux terminator (terminator where you start with TWO territories), if you're near the end of the playing order it's 100% luck whether you get a turn or not. In freestyle at least you can always go first/second if you're paying attention
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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby Georgerx7di on Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:50 pm

jrh_cardinal wrote:dude, thats got absolutely nothing to do with freestyle. Maybe you should look at the other settings as well, 8 player lux terminator (terminator where you start with TWO territories), if you're near the end of the playing order it's 100% luck whether you get a turn or not. In freestyle at least you can always go first/second if you're paying attention


Let's not exaggerate, I'm sure it's no more than 99% luck.
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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:51 pm

Come on...I learned this like a year ago. Freestyle players are like the creepy, smeagal-type people that gang-attack unsuspecting victims in a back alley and eat their flesh.
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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby CreepersWiener on Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:00 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Come on...I learned this like a year ago. Freestyle players are like the creepy, smeagal-type people that gang-attack unsuspecting victims in a back alley and eat their flesh.


OMFG! You just summed it up entirely the way I was imagining it!

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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:01 pm

Where did you get that picture of ijex Creepers?!
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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:01 pm

And here's tdans:

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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby Aradhus on Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:11 pm

Freestyle is awesome. When you spend all your time in front of a computer, playing with your precious.

I recently got eliminated from a seq team game before I had a turn, my team still won.
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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby CreepersWiener on Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:17 pm

Aradhus wrote:Freestyle is awesome. When you spend all your time in front of a computer, playing with your precious.



This is so full of win! LOL!
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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby TheForgivenOne on Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:26 pm

Didn't this happen in the Battle Royal's too?
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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby Fircoal on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:19 pm

Aradhus wrote:Freestyle is awesome. When you spend all your time in front of a computer, playing with your precious.


I'm guessing this is why I like freestyle x3
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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby shocked439 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:23 pm

TheForgivenOne wrote:Didn't this happen in the Battle Royal's too?

I did it to a couple people in the battle royals, mostly because I have zero respect for freestylers
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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby Commander62890 on Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:03 am

CreepersWiener wrote:Game 8257912

Can't you take your turn if you join a freestyle game last?

Honestly, since you were the last to join, you had a much better chance of doing well than you did if it was sequential.

Have you ever played Sequential 8-man Terminator on Lux or Doodle? It's a crapshoot.

You can easily be eliminated before your 1st turn in Sequential, too.

On the other hand... QoH was rather quick.

2011-01-11 21:23:39 - Game has been initialized
2011-01-11 21:23:48 - QoH received 3 troops for 2 regions
2011-01-11 21:23:53 - QoH deployed 3 troops on Echternach
2011-01-11 21:23:59 - QoH assaulted Feulen from Wiltz and conquered it from CreepersWiener
2011-01-11 21:24:04 - QoH assaulted Graulinster from Echternach and conquered it from CreepersWiener
2011-01-11 21:24:04 - QoH eliminated CreepersWiener from the game

That's tough, Creepers. You were incredibly unlucky that QoH refreshed his/her "My Games" tab right after you joined the game.

But let me reiterate that you can be eliminated before your turn in sequential, as well as freestyle.



You may have a point about Freestyle players :lol: ... but the game you posted does not support that theory.

That game says absolutely nothing about the dangers of casual freestyle... it does, however, speak volumes about 8-man Terminators on Lux.

And, by the way, we should be making a distinction here about casual or speed freestyle.

The Ljex and Tdans references are obviously related to speed freestyle, which is not what Creepers is talking about.
He has only played one speed freestyle game.

If you want to talk about casual freestylers, I guess we're talking objective maps like Oasis or 3rd Crusade? - where it helps to have a lot of time on your hands and press the "B" button for hours until someone begins their turn and you win the game.

Are there other things that good casual freestylers do that other players hate (serious question)?
I hear the so-called "double turn" was eliminated! ;)
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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby ljex on Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:31 am

shocked439 wrote:
TheForgivenOne wrote:Didn't this happen in the Battle Royal's too?

I did it to a couple people in the battle royals, mostly because I have zero respect for freestylers


why? Serious question...
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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby TheForgivenOne on Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:44 am

ljex wrote:
shocked439 wrote:
TheForgivenOne wrote:Didn't this happen in the Battle Royal's too?

I did it to a couple people in the battle royals, mostly because I have zero respect for freestylers


why? Serious question...


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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby tdans on Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:45 am

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SCREW IT AOG!!!! stop posting pictures of your Mother... btw, you know your jealous of my body, and my cellphone :P
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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby Krissan on Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:38 am

I once took an afternoon nap, setting the alarm clock to ten seconds before a deadbet would miss his turn in a 8-man freestyle Assassin game. That made me win the game. Game 8244084

I felt all dirty afterwards. As soon as I have the freestyle gold, Im done with that setting.

2011-01-11 16:00:58 - seamus16 missed a turn
2011-01-11 16:00:58 - Incrementing game to round 4
2011-01-11 16:01:02 - Krissan received 3 troops for 5 regions
2011-01-11 16:01:03 - Krissan deployed 3 troops on Aberteifi
2011-01-11 16:01:08 - Krissan assaulted Penfro from Aberteifi and conquered it from 40kguy
2011-01-11 16:01:08 - Krissan eliminated 40kguy from the game
2011-01-11 16:01:08 - Krissan won the game
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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby Georgerx7di on Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:24 am

Commander62890 wrote:
CreepersWiener wrote:Game 8257912

Can't you take your turn if you join a freestyle game last?

Honestly, since you were the last to join, you had a much better chance of doing well than you did if it was sequential.


2011-01-11 21:23:39 - Game has been initialized
2011-01-11 21:23:48 - QoH received 3 troops for 2 regions
2011-01-11 21:23:53 - QoH deployed 3 troops on Echternach
2011-01-11 21:23:59 - QoH assaulted Feulen from Wiltz and conquered it from CreepersWiener
2011-01-11 21:24:04 - QoH assaulted Graulinster from Echternach and conquered it from CreepersWiener
2011-01-11 21:24:04 - QoH eliminated CreepersWiener from the game

That's tough, Creepers. You were incredibly unlucky that QoH refreshed his/her "My Games" tab right after you joined the game.



It's been a while since I've played a freestyle game, but I thought that the person who joined last had to wait for at least 1 other player to start, before starting his/her own turn.
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Re: To All You Freestyle DooshBags

Postby Bruceswar on Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:08 pm

Georgerx7di wrote:
Commander62890 wrote:
CreepersWiener wrote:Game 8257912

Can't you take your turn if you join a freestyle game last?

Honestly, since you were the last to join, you had a much better chance of doing well than you did if it was sequential.


2011-01-11 21:23:39 - Game has been initialized
2011-01-11 21:23:48 - QoH received 3 troops for 2 regions
2011-01-11 21:23:53 - QoH deployed 3 troops on Echternach
2011-01-11 21:23:59 - QoH assaulted Feulen from Wiltz and conquered it from CreepersWiener
2011-01-11 21:24:04 - QoH assaulted Graulinster from Echternach and conquered it from CreepersWiener
2011-01-11 21:24:04 - QoH eliminated CreepersWiener from the game

That's tough, Creepers. You were incredibly unlucky that QoH refreshed his/her "My Games" tab right after you joined the game.



It's been a while since I've played a freestyle game, but I thought that the person who joined last had to wait for at least 1 other player to start, before starting his/her own turn.



Nope that only applies to who plays last in the round. Joining last means you can go right away.
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