Does your mom masturbate?

by **nietzsche** on Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:35 am

That's a creepy thought you'll have all day long.

by **InkL0sed** on Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:55 pm

Oh, f*ck you!

by **Army of GOD** on Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:49 pm

I'm pretty sure she doesn't; she's an uptight bitch.

by **lilrvrgrl** on Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:48 pm

lol, I'd been telling my mom she should for years! My father finally croaked in 02 and 2 years later she asked me to buy her a vibrator! I said "f*ck no! You should have taken one when I offered it! Now, get yer own!" Yeah, gross I know!

by **edocsil** on Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:49 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I'm pretty sure she doesn't; she's an uptight bitch.

This, god you should have heard the shitstorm when she heard what me and my girlfriend we doing.

by **lilrvrgrl** on Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:50 pm

Oh btw, now I'm the mom that does. My poor kids know all too well. :-/

by **GabonX** on Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:52 pm

lilrvrgrl wrote:lol, I'd been telling my mom she should for years! My father finally croaked in 02 and 2 years later she asked me to buy her a vibrator! I said "f*ck no! You should have taken one when I offered it! Now, get yer own!" Yeah, gross I know!

Chaming

by **lilrvrgrl** on Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:33 am

GabonX wrote:
lilrvrgrl wrote:lol, I'd been telling my mom she should for years! My father finally croaked in 02 and 2 years later she asked me to buy her a vibrator! I said "f*ck no! You should have taken one when I offered it! Now, get yer own!" Yeah, gross I know!

Chaming

Seriously huh?

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:35 am

You sound very upset about the croaking of your father. How long did it take for him to turn into a frog?

by **lilrvrgrl** on Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:38 am

Army of GOD wrote:You sound very upset about the croaking of your father. How long did it take for him to turn into a frog?

lol! That reminds me of a very funny story! My daughter 23 y/o now does not find it funny at all! PM me about "ribbit ribbit and I shall share it. Thx lil

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:41 am

Will you share pics of your daughter?

by **InkL0sed** on Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:45 am

Will you share your daughter?

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:50 am

Share your daughter?

by **InkL0sed** on Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:55 am

Daughter?

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:56 am

by **InkL0sed** on Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:56 am

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:13 am

Wait, what the f*ck? How did you make a post with only one character? It makes me type at least 4...

by **tdans** on Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:19 am

you guys just totally ruined this thread, Take it to Pm's you tardbutts... anyways, What was this about a daughter? 8-[

by **Commander62890** on Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:23 am

tdans wrote:you guys just totally ruined this thread, Take it to Pm's you tardbutts...

I thought it was funny as hell.

Hmmm, on second thought, "funny as hell" is a rather strange term...
shouldn't it mean, "not funny at all?"

Oh, whatever. I laughed out loud at the exchange.