The dice suck

[whitestazn88]

[Commander62890]

Mine don't!


In truth, it's because I'm a high rank... we get considerably better dice.
If you haven't tried it before, rank up and see for youselves! It's a fucking blast.


Oh, wait... you can't rank up because of your shitty dice. Sorry.

[tdans]

you suck... the dude who posted right above me.. he literally sucks... the dice are dicey..

[Commander62890]

Even dicey dice can sometimes turn out okay,


Although I would not call my own dice dicey.

But if you are one who does call his own dice dicey,


Then know that even dicey dice can sometimes turn out okay.

[tdans]

Even dicey dice can sometimes turn out okay,


Although I would not call my own dice dicey.

But if you are one who does call his own dice dicey,


Then know that even dicey dice can sometimes turn out okay.

that was kinda funny

[MNDuke]

I'm pretty sure the dice do suck. They certainly aren't pushing or pulling.