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The Lunch Room

Postby trapyoung on Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:40 am

Who sits at the cool kid's table?

Cool Kids Table:
- King Herpes
- Sjnap
- Karelpietertje
- Scott-Land
- Blitzaholic

Sits at KFC:
- greenoaks

Sits in bathroom because of IBS:
- Gold Knight

KFC Posers and Easily Irritated table:
- nagerous

Sells pot to the rich kids:
- Timminz

Virgins:
- squishyg

Special kids table because of difficulties with grammar, such as confusing too and to:
- Rdsrds2120

Teacher's table for the disillusioned teachers who thought teaching would be like Dead Poet's Society, but instead it's like any other Robin Williams movie
- Foxglove

Asian kid and pre-pubescent boys collecting manga and pokemon card table:
- Fircoal
- #1_stunna

Red headed chicks into Asian guys/Pedo-bears:
- InsomniaRed

Idealist youth table, most likely wearing a 'Che' shirt:
- BigBallinStalin
- clapper011

Poor kids and kids with camo pants:
- Joodoo

Sits in Computer Lab with turkey sammich and Lava Burst Hi-C thanks mom!:
- jakewilliams

Nerd table:
- danryan

Special needs, not sitting at table but pushing around trash cans:
- ljex

Thinks they're cool kids, but not really that cool although not as douchey as the posers:
- Master Fenrir

Kiss ass table:
- Georgerx7di

Detention for foul language/Would sit at table with pregnant cheerleaders:
- billy07

Sleeping in study hall:
- laughingcavalier

Creepy janitor not allowed in the lunchroom at the same time as children unless accompanied by a bucket of sawdust to clean up the puke from BBS & Clapper's table after watching the amount of lust thrown towards the poke-table:
- legionbuck

Cool foreign exchange table (ie, no Croats):
- Serbia
* Just kidding, we love all in the lunchroom besides those lazy Pollocks
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby greenoaks on Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:52 am

trapyoung wrote:Who sits at the Cool Kids table in Conquer Club?

not me, i sat at kfc today
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby Timminz on Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:57 pm

Fuck the lunch room. I'm going for a beer, and a blunt in the alley out back.
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:50 pm

I'm to school for cool. Keep your table and its children.

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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby trapyoung on Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:02 pm

Thx updated!
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby squishyg on Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:07 pm

i'm not cool. i'll go sit with the punks, the artists, the brainiacs, and the dreamers.
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Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?

Depends on what metric you use...
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby trapyoung on Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:14 pm

squishyg wrote:i'm not cool. i'll go sit with the punks, the artists, the brainiacs, and the dreamers.


Sure thing squish, OP updated
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby squishyg on Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:15 pm

:lol: touche sir.
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Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?

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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:56 pm

trapyoung wrote:Special kids table because of difficulties with grammar, such as confusing too and to:
- Rdsrds2120


I can't go to school for cool? Shame.:?
Maybe this post will get me in with the virgins lol

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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby nagerous on Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:08 pm

Add me to KFC.
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby trapyoung on Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:15 pm

nagerous wrote:Add me to KFC.


The cafeteria has spoken.
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby Foxglove on Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:20 pm

I like to sit alone so hopefully no one notices as I cry salty tears into my cucumber & cream cheese sammiches.
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby trapyoung on Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:41 pm

Foxglove wrote:I like to sit alone so hopefully no one notices as I cry salty tears into my cucumber & cream cheese sammiches.


Welcome to the club [sammich]!
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby Gold Knight on Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:21 pm

Im on the toilet, letting out that second helping of salisbury steak that was entirely unneccessary.
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby Fircoal on Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:43 am

Pika pi pi pichu pika chu chu pika chu?
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby InsomniaRed on Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:05 am

Fircoal wrote:Pika pi pi pichu pika chu chu pika chu?

I concur.
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:29 am

I forcibly extract financial contributions that go towards public goods projects, which can only be provided by none other than me because I say so.
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby InsomniaRed on Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:35 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:I forcibly extract financial contributions that go towards public goods projects, which can only be provided by none other than me because I say so.

Does this mean you eat lunch in the bathroom?
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:17 am

InsomniaRed wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:I forcibly extract financial contributions that go towards public goods projects, which can only be provided by none other than me because I say so.

Does this mean you eat lunch in the bathroom?

in the midst of a bowel movement? Why, of course, in order to optimize time spent for more opportune tasks.
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby Joodoo on Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:48 am

The kid who never has enough money to buy a decent meal (Freemium) :arrow:
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby InsomniaRed on Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:56 am

Joodoo wrote:The kid who never has enough money to buy a decent meal (Freemium) :arrow:

You will take your pb&j and carrot sticks and you'll LIKE IT :evil:
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby Joodoo on Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:01 am

InsomniaRed wrote:
Joodoo wrote:The kid who never has enough money to buy a decent meal (Freemium) :arrow:

You will take your pb&j and carrot sticks and you'll LIKE IT :evil:


I'm so broke that I scavenge for half-eaten carrot sticks.
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby InsomniaRed on Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:03 am

You also get the crappy fat free milk. I am going to enjoy my nice red carton of whole milk :)

I'll hand you my half eaten banana though, so you stop looking through the garbage. (I'm just so very thoughtful you know) :---)
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby trapyoung on Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:46 am

You all have been seated.
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Re: The Lunch Room

Postby Timminz on Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:17 am

Shit, we gotta find some cool kids soon, or I'm going to have to get a real job.
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