CC Excuses

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:17 pm

"Sorry Honey, the boss is really grinding my gears to get this report on Team Statistics in before the end of the night. He wants to know how well my team plays together."

--Andy

by **squishyg** on Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:24 pm

my husband has accepted that "I'm going to go turn off the computer" really means, "I will be on the forums for an hour".

by **IcePack** on Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:01 pm

My girlfriend PAID for my membership, so I'd stop bothering her while she studied for univ exams that I was bored.

by **Arama86n** on Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:41 am

AndyDufresne wrote:"If I could get a warm and fuzzy feeling at home, I wouldn't have to get it at Conquer Club."

--Andy

oh Andy, that's just COLD :lol:

by **edsdad** on Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:44 am

Just tell her to imagine all the other nasty things you could be doing.
She'll buy ya premium.

by **mpjh** on Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:19 pm

"Yes, dear, I will be right there."

by **Commander9** on Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:48 pm

Arama86n wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:"If I could get a warm and fuzzy feeling at home, I wouldn't have to get it at Conquer Club."

--Andy

oh Andy, that's just GOLD

There, fixed it

by **Georgerx7di** on Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:59 pm

natty_dread wrote:"Maybe if we had sex more often I wouldn't spend so much time on the computer..."

Or the converse "If I spend more time on the computer we won't have to have sex as much".

by **mpjh** on Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:25 pm

sad part is, she prolly would agree with you

by **Mad777** on Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:50 pm

For me I simply do my yard once a week hardly and nicely (almost 2 acres!) and she has some weekly gifts....problem solved since more than a year!

by **AndyDufresne** on Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:18 am

"Honey, diplomatic relations have been tense ever since the minor skirmish between North and South Korea. Because of my experience on the World Map, I've been called in to mediate. I'll be home late."

--Andy