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Your dice Are Stupid

Postby tdans on Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:36 pm

I Hate the Dice, a World without these confounded pieces of crap would be Amazing...

............... So retarded, I cant win crap, then I can win anything, then it goes back and forth..


.......You nitwits may say its always been this way, But i can assure you, my dice were almost never like this..





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Re: Your dice Are Stupid

Postby HighlanderAttack on Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:06 pm

dice would not act like this--these are random numbers not cubes rolling around. There is a difference. That being said--I am fine with the way they act--some good some bad.

I do wish I could auto attack without feeling like I was going to get a screw job--here is my example from a game earlier and I think it is my worst roll ever:

26v3 down to 3v2

Lost 23 taking one with offensive dice. That one amazed me.
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Re: Your dice Are Stupid

Postby jrh_cardinal on Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:13 pm

HighlanderAttack wrote:dice would not act like this--these are random numbers not cubes rolling around. There is a difference. That being said--I am fine with the way they act--some good some bad.

I do wish I could auto attack without feeling like I was going to get a screw job--here is my example from a game earlier and I think it is my worst roll ever:

26v3 down to 3v2

Lost 23 taking one with offensive dice. That one amazed me.

21v2 to 2v2 a couple days ago :roll: , wonder why I'm a sergeant right now?
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Re: Your dice Are Stupid

Postby jigger1986 on Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:19 pm

That is incredible, 26v3 and 21v2 are almost inthinkable.
I must say for the most part I am happy with the dice, I defineitly see bad and good dice, but have yet to see something like that. I sure seeing my 40 stack lose to 4 would change my mind completly.
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Re: Your dice Are Stupid

Postby HighlanderAttack on Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:22 pm

Game 7978948 here is the game number
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Re: You're dice Stupid

Postby Timminz on Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:28 pm

You're dice stupid!
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Re: Your dice Are Stupid

Postby Great-Ollie on Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:56 pm

My worst roll was 39 vs. 7 ended up 1 vs. 4 lol. I kinda lost it shortly after that! :lol: :lol:
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Re: You're dice Stupid

Postby tdans on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:01 pm

Timminz wrote:You're dice stupid!

No sir!! YOu Are!! :)
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Can I get a 6 please?

Postby MNDuke on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:29 pm

I'm so fucking tired of these trick dice. Please give me something that accurately resemble real dice.
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Re: Can I get a 6 please?

Postby Woodruff on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:31 pm

MNDuke wrote:I'm so fucking tired of these trick dice. Please give me something that accurately resemble real dice.


How many threads on the same subject does it take? I mean seriously...when does this just become trolling?
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Re: Your dice Are Stupid

Postby Woodruff on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:32 pm

I wish my dice were so awful that I could maintain the high ranks I'm seeing complaining about the dice.

By the same token...my rank has gone from the lowest of the low to nearly lieutenant in about a week and a half or so.

I guess someone programmed the dice to like me.
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Re: Can I get a 6 please?

Postby L M S on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:42 pm

until something is done to remedy the problem perhaps?
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Re: Can I get a 6 please?

Postby MNDuke on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:44 pm

I'll stop when the dice are fixed. Until then, this about the only means I can think of to bring about a change and keep the discussion open. I wish I was the only one that had a problem with the dice, but far too many notice there is something wrong with them for there to be nothing done.
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Re: Your dice Are Stupid

Postby L M S on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:45 pm

Woodruff wrote:I wish my dice were so awful that I could maintain the high ranks I'm seeing complaining about the dice.

By the same token...my rank has gone from the lowest of the low to nearly lieutenant in about a week and a half or so.

I guess someone programmed the dice to like me.



signs point to yes.
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Re: Your dice Are Stupid

Postby Woodruff on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:52 pm

L M S wrote:
Woodruff wrote:I wish my dice were so awful that I could maintain the high ranks I'm seeing complaining about the dice.

By the same token...my rank has gone from the lowest of the low to nearly lieutenant in about a week and a half or so.

I guess someone programmed the dice to like me.


signs point to yes.


I wish they'd have programmed them that way when they did the switchover - I'd be running this place by now.

(Alternatively, perhaps I have moved past what the dice do into finding the strategy that best makes use of them.)
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Re: Can I get a 6 please?

Postby Woodruff on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:54 pm

MNDuke wrote:I'll stop when the dice are fixed. Until then, this about the only means I can think of to bring about a change and keep the discussion open. I wish I was the only one that had a problem with the dice, but far too many notice there is something wrong with them for there to be nothing done.


Far too many people believe that George Washington's membership in the Masons is a sign that our Presidency is a simple pawn of the Illuminati, as well.
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Re: Can I get a 6 please?

Postby L M S on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:02 pm

Woodruff wrote:
MNDuke wrote:I'll stop when the dice are fixed. Until then, this about the only means I can think of to bring about a change and keep the discussion open. I wish I was the only one that had a problem with the dice, but far too many notice there is something wrong with them for there to be nothing done.


Far too many people believe that George Washington's membership in the Masons is a sign that our Presidency is a simple pawn of the Illuminati, as well.



Ok, this is a troll....we need solutions, not obtuse analogies.
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Re: Can I get a 6 please?

Postby MNDuke on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:13 pm

Far too many doesn't equate a majority or large percentage of the population.
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Re: Your dice Are Stupid

Postby MNDuke on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:15 pm

I'm pretty sure what you are saying is that it's better to be lucky than good.
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Re: Your dice Are Stupid

Postby Woodruff on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:18 pm

MNDuke wrote:I'm pretty sure what you are saying is that it's better to be lucky than good.


So then prior to the "new dice" you were the one who was lucky instead of good? Is that really what you meant to say?
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Re: Can I get a 6 please?

Postby Woodruff on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:19 pm

L M S wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
MNDuke wrote:I'll stop when the dice are fixed. Until then, this about the only means I can think of to bring about a change and keep the discussion open. I wish I was the only one that had a problem with the dice, but far too many notice there is something wrong with them for there to be nothing done.


Far too many people believe that George Washington's membership in the Masons is a sign that our Presidency is a simple pawn of the Illuminati, as well.


Ok, this is a troll....we need solutions, not obtuse analogies.


It's not a troll at all. It absolutely is an analogy...one with a point that you don't seem to want to consider.
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Re: Your dice Are Stupid

Postby Fircoal on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:22 pm

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Re: Can I get a 6 please?

Postby L M S on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:28 pm

Woodruff wrote:
L M S wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
MNDuke wrote:I'll stop when the dice are fixed. Until then, this about the only means I can think of to bring about a change and keep the discussion open. I wish I was the only one that had a problem with the dice, but far too many notice there is something wrong with them for there to be nothing done.


Far too many people believe that George Washington's membership in the Masons is a sign that our Presidency is a simple pawn of the Illuminati, as well.


Ok, this is a troll....we need solutions, not obtuse analogies.


It's not a troll at all. It absolutely is an analogy...one with a point that you don't seem to want to consider.



Because it does nothing to solve the problem at hand...it only serves to inflate your post count, makes it a troll. I aim to consider the OP's question when in his thread, if you think George Washington and the Freemasons can fix the dice on CC then I apologize for not wanting to consider your point. If that is the case however, I totally missed your point and you should try again.
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Re: Can I get a 6 please?

Postby MNDuke on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:30 pm

Yeah, but it wasn't a very good analogy. It was more akin to far too many people have seen Gigli.
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Re: Your dice Are Stupid

Postby MNDuke on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:33 pm

Woodruff wrote:
MNDuke wrote:I'm pretty sure what you are saying is that it's better to be lucky than good.


So then prior to the "new dice" you were the one who was lucky instead of good? Is that really what you meant to say?


No. You miss the point. I feel that with the old dice system, strategy carried more weight. Far too often now, games are decided in the first round because of the unbalanced streaky nature of the new system. All I'm saying is that it was possible to rely on strategy to get you through bad dice, that is not so much the case anymore.
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