Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

[hairy potter]

Accused: saxitoxin
Accuser: hairy potter
Adjudicator: the good lord in heaven
Accusation: fleeing when faced with any debate that calls into question the legitimacy of your 'f*ck da police' world view

[hairy potter]

the only time I ever see Hairy Twatter is a one line response to a detailed subject/repsonse of mine

oh the hypocrisy

[saxitoxin]

Accused: Phatscotty
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Calling your favorite poster, hairy potter, a troll.

link before judgment

[Phatscotty]

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=128548

[saxitoxin]

Accused: Phatscotty
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Calling your favorite poster, hairy potter, a troll.

in PS's defense, the only time I ever see Hairy Twatter is a one line response to a detailed subject/repsonse of mine, in which he calls me 2 names per sentence, and never commenting on the topic matter himself. Nor does he read/watch.

I post a 9 minute video, Twatter is fomenting in 90 seconds...

Troll

Army of God's complaint is sustained. Phatscotty has been found responsible for using a name that is - for obvious reasons - of intense personal offence to myself. In punishment, he is ordered to impregnate Hairy's girlfriend and to raise the child as his own with no support, monetary or otherwise.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
Alternate Dispute Adjudicator

[hairy potter]

raise the child as his own with no support, monetary or otherwise.

did you throw that in for my benefit? keeping him off the welfare?

[saxitoxin]

Accused: saxitoxin
Accuser: hairy potter
Adjudicator: the good lord in heaven
Accusation: fleeing when faced with any debate that calls into question the legitimacy of your 'f*ck da police' world view

In the absence of a link, which is required in this tribunal, the ADA assumes the accuser is referencing this:
viewtopic.php?f=8&t=128337&start=75#p2819144

The Accused (saxitoxin) was obviously bested by the Accuser's (hairy potter) superior - and verbose - rhetorical skills and even admitted it. Ergo, the complaint is dismissed.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
Alternate Dispute Adjudicator

[Phatscotty]

Accused: Phatscotty
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Calling your favorite poster, hairy potter, a troll.

in PS's defense, the only time I ever see Hairy Twatter is a one line response to a detailed subject/repsonse of mine, in which he calls me 2 names per sentence, and never commenting on the topic matter himself. Nor does he read/watch.

I post a 9 minute video, Twatter is fomenting in 90 seconds...

Troll

Army of God's complaint is sustained. Phatscotty has been found responsible for using a name that is - for obvious reasons - of intense personal offence to myself. In punishment, he is ordered to impregnate Hairy's girlfriend and to raise the child as his own with no support, monetary or otherwise.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
Alternate Dispute Adjudicator

Yeah but you are so good that we don't even notice at anymore. Move for an appeal based on your camouflagedness.

[saxitoxin]

Accused: Phatscotty
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Calling your favorite poster, hairy potter, a troll.

in PS's defense, the only time I ever see Hairy Twatter is a one line response to a detailed subject/repsonse of mine, in which he calls me 2 names per sentence, and never commenting on the topic matter himself. Nor does he read/watch.

I post a 9 minute video, Twatter is fomenting in 90 seconds...

Troll

Army of God's complaint is sustained. Phatscotty has been found responsible for using a name that is - for obvious reasons - of intense personal offence to myself. In punishment, he is ordered to impregnate Hairy's girlfriend and to raise the child as his own with no support, monetary or otherwise.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
Alternate Dispute Adjudicator

Yeah but you are so good that we don't even notice at anymore. Move for an appeal based on your camouflagedness.

THERE IS NO APPEAL

less talk, more cuckolding Hairy

[saxitoxin]

Accused: TheSaxLad
Accuser: Saxitoxin
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Permitting the continuity of a potentially competitive Alternate Dispute forum. (viewtopic.php?f=8&t=131240)

[Juan_Bottom]

Wait,.. that can't be right... Saxi is 110% pro-mod...???

SUSPECT THE GANG OF 5 OR WHOEVER THEY ARE NOW. SAXI HAS BEEN HAX-IED

[saxitoxin]

Wait,.. that can't be right... Saxi is 110% pro-mod...???

SUSPECT THE GANG OF 5 OR WHOEVER THEY ARE NOW. SAXI HAS BEEN HAX-IED

I am now only 105% PRO-MOD.

[saxitoxin]

Accused: TheSaxLad
Accuser: Saxitoxin
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Permitting the continuity of a potentially competitive Alternate Dispute forum. (viewtopic.php?f=8&t=131240)

I have reviewed the complaint. It is upheld.

Because this transgression strikes at the very heart of our system of justice, I am going to let loose in terms of punishment. I was thinking of requiring SaxLad to go camping with billy07, however, I believe that punishment may be in violation of the prohibition against cruel and inhumane punishment cataloged in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

I will now entertain recommendations for an adequate penalty.

Begin.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
Alternate Dispute Adjudicator

[Juan_Bottom]

Wild horses could drag him away?

[saxitoxin]

Wild horses could drag him away?

Punishments inspired by whatever romance novel you're reading this week will not be considered.

- SAXI

[jefjef]

Surrender of moderation rights for a period of time to be decided by The Gang of Five and a self imposed forum ban. (With the exception of Diary posting) Oh and scrub saxi's urinal.

[InkL0sed]

I say he has to clean the dishes.

[laughingcavalier]

Make him really suffer - require him to mod the CC forums.

[john9blue]

perhaps him and billy could just go bowling? or grab lunch together at arby's?

[BigBallinStalin]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: BigBallinStalin
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Stifling free competition within the fora regarding Alternative Dispute adjudication in order to maintain his monopoly on such ventures (see: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=111267&start=225#p2875370). Saxitoxin's adjudication only maintains the power and longevity of the Insect, which he supposedly is adamantly against; however, in light of the evidence, we see that the contrary is true. Saxitoxin is merely a Protector and Keeper of the Insect.



--Watch out, gang! He may have had corporate-backing via promised Premium Memberships!!!

[BigBallinStalin]

<POINTS AT SAXITOXIN DRAMATICALLY>

YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BUDDY!

[john9blue]

oh my God. i read my post again. i want arby's soooo fucking bad right now.

[TheSaxlad]

Surrender of moderation rights for a period of time to be decided by The Gang of Five and a self imposed forum ban. (With the exception of Diary posting) Oh and scrub saxi's urinal.

Nice JefJef,

However all charges have been dropped due to Juan Dropping charges in the other thread.

Thanks Juan

[saxitoxin]

ACHTUNG! The guilty verdict against SAXLAD has been vacated.

[saxitoxin]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: BigBallinStalin
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Stifling free competition within the fora regarding Alternative Dispute adjudication in order to maintain his monopoly on such ventures (see: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=111267&start=225#p2875370). Saxitoxin's adjudication only maintains the power and longevity of the Insect, which he supposedly is adamantly against; however, in light of the evidence, we see that the contrary is true. Saxitoxin is merely a Protector and Keeper of the Insect.

I have reviewed the complaint and reject it with prejudice.

For filing a frivolous complaint, BBS is ordered to buy John9Blue a Five-for-Five Arby's roast beef special. He may also include a Jamocha shake, but this is not a requirement for fulfillment of the judgment.

Signed in My Hand,
- STX
ADA