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I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby Optimus Prime on Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:37 pm

... and therefore, as peanut butter is the main sustaining fuel of the turtle, this website will fail in approximately 27 days, 14 hours, 6 minutes, and 37 seconds.
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:45 pm

Optimus Prime wrote:... and therefore, as peanut butter is the main sustaining fuel of the turtle, this website will fail in approximately 27 days, 14 hours, 6 minutes, and 37 seconds.


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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby blakebowling on Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:53 pm

QUICK, Someone call Sam Walton and get a truck up to canada pronto.
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby Optimus Prime on Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:12 pm

All attempts to circumvent my peanut butter snatching will be met with demoralizing defeat.
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby Gold Knight on Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:30 pm

To be honest, I didnt see the return of OP to the forums with Owen smells and peanut butter stealing threads, but i guess times change... :D
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby trinicardinal on Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:38 pm

Optimus Prime wrote:... and therefore, as peanut butter is the main sustaining fuel of the turtle, this website will fail in approximately 27 days, 14 hours, 6 minutes, and 37 seconds.


Unless he buys more
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby InsomniaRed on Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:57 pm

Optimus Prime wrote:... and therefore, as peanut butter is the main sustaining fuel of the turtle, this website will fail in approximately 27 days, 14 hours, 6 minutes, and 37 seconds.

Is that a THREAT Mister Rusty Truck? :o
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby Crazyirishman on Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:00 pm

Good thing we're close to maintaining the every-other-post-by-a-mod-rule.
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby targetman377 on Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:31 pm

thanks for the stolen peanut butter Optimus Prime. stolen butter from the owner of this site is much better
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby squishyg on Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:33 pm

what, did you catch lyme disease or something? don't overthrow the site!
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby InsomniaRed on Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:11 pm

squishyg wrote:what, did you catch lyme disease or something? don't overthrow the site!

:lol: :lol: Oh squishy, how you make my day.
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby Beckytheblondie on Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:33 am

Optimus Prime wrote:... and therefore, as peanut butter is the main sustaining fuel of the turtle, this website will fail in approximately 27 days, 14 hours, 6 minutes, and 37 seconds.

December 15, at 8:44am eastern time, prostrate! Prostrate young CCers, the end will be here!
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:27 pm

Beckytheblondie wrote:
Optimus Prime wrote:... and therefore, as peanut butter is the main sustaining fuel of the turtle, this website will fail in approximately 27 days, 14 hours, 6 minutes, and 37 seconds.

December 15, at 8:44am eastern time, prostrate! Prostrate young CCers, the end will be here!

it was cc finest hour
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby natty dread on Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:29 pm

Is it possible to have sex with peanut butter?
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby InsomniaRed on Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:32 pm

natty_dread wrote:Is it possible to have sex with peanut butter?

Oh you missed some interesting, less forward however, talk about peanut butter and-- questionable things, today in Live Chat. Just ask jakewilliams. :lol:
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby Ace Rimmer on Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:47 pm

15 posts before my name came up. I'm kind of surprised.

natty and anyone else interested, I'd be more than happy to share my knowledge of peanut butter in private or in SIB, I don't think that it quite qualifies as CC related, even if I WAS on CC during the experiences.
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:13 pm

natty_dread wrote:Is it possible to have sex with peanut butter?

i herd a story about a kid who put it down there and let a dog lick it off
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby grifftron on Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:37 pm

i like pbj's
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby natty dread on Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:02 pm

targetman377 wrote:
natty_dread wrote:Is it possible to have sex with peanut butter?

i herd a story about a kid who put it down there and let a dog lick it off


See, technically that would be having sex with the dog.
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:10 pm

natty_dread wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
natty_dread wrote:Is it possible to have sex with peanut butter?

i herd a story about a kid who put it down there and let a dog lick it off


See, technically that would be having sex with the dog.

...really?
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby grifftron on Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:45 am

natty_dread wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
natty_dread wrote:Is it possible to have sex with peanut butter?

i herd a story about a kid who put it down there and let a dog lick it off


See, technically that would be having sex with the dog.


natty, may i ask why you want to know the answer to this question? :?
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby targetman377 on Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:19 am

grifftron wrote:
natty_dread wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
natty_dread wrote:Is it possible to have sex with peanut butter?

i herd a story about a kid who put it down there and let a dog lick it off


See, technically that would be having sex with the dog.


natty, may i ask why you want to know the answer to this question? :?

i see your point well then i do not know how you would go about woooing peanut butter sorry
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby trinicardinal on Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:52 am

InsomniaRed wrote:
natty_dread wrote:Is it possible to have sex with peanut butter?

Oh you missed some interesting, less forward however, talk about peanut butter and-- questionable things, today in Live Chat. Just ask jakewilliams. :lol:


Better yet ask me... I have it saved...lmao
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby natty dread on Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:12 am

grifftron wrote:
natty_dread wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
natty_dread wrote:Is it possible to have sex with peanut butter?

i herd a story about a kid who put it down there and let a dog lick it off


See, technically that would be having sex with the dog.


natty, may i ask why you want to know the answer to this question? :?


Yes you may
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Re: I stole lackattack's peanut butter...

Postby Ace Rimmer on Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:22 am

targetman377 wrote:
natty_dread wrote:Is it possible to have sex with peanut butter?

i herd a story about a kid who put it down there and let a dog lick it off


That story went around my high school 15 years ago, I think it's a common one.

Either that or stories about me have spread to your town
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