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Postby johnnyrotten on Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:10 pm

I turned gay when I was bored once. Then 5 minutes later I was bored again and I turned straight again. Then 5 minutes later I was bored again and I turned gay again. Then I turned straight. then gay. Then straight. And so on. Therein is my life explained.
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Postby UCAbears on Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:16 pm

static_ice wrote:I went lazertagging once...actually twice, but the first time was way back in like 3rd grade...

EDIT: NO WAIT! 3 times! the other one was in 8th grade as a graduation party...I pretty much had to go...


dude, u got something against lastertag? I'm not a geek but I do play in tournaments and win money... I've won $250 so far from winning a tournament.. Lazertag is actually pretty fun.
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Postby static_ice on Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:25 pm

UCAbears wrote:
static_ice wrote:I went lazertagging once...actually twice, but the first time was way back in like 3rd grade...

EDIT: NO WAIT! 3 times! the other one was in 8th grade as a graduation party...I pretty much had to go...


dude, u got something against lastertag? I'm not a geek but I do play in tournaments and win money... I've won $250 so far from winning a tournament.. Lazertag is actually pretty fun.


ya, I'll sheepishly admit, it was pretty fun...and btw you can't call something cool just because you make money off of it...if you become a gay prostitute, you make money, but is it cool?

But the manly way is with real guns baby! :lol:

oh and johnny...what are you doing, spying on our other threads...
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Postby RobinJ on Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:28 pm

Well my first thought is usually to take a wank but I suppose that is one of the most normal things there is so this is what I came up with:

School Hockey team (field hockey for the Americans) tournament and we were staying in a hotel (might I say it was fucking amazing too!) - it was getting towards midnight and we were getting piss bored. So what better to do than play strip hockey?! Put a chair in the middle and have one person either side with a hockey stick and hockey ball. Then you try to pass the ball through the legs of the chair - if you miss or hit a leg you have to remove an item of clothing. Once you were naked we progressed to more revolting things such as spider stretches (don't ask!), etc.
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Postby UCAbears on Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:37 pm

RobinJ wrote:Well my first thought is usually to take a wank but I suppose that is one of the most normal things there is so this is what I came up with:

School Hockey team (field hockey for the Americans) tournament and we were staying in a hotel (might I say it was fucking amazing too!) - it was getting towards midnight and we were getting piss bored. So what better to do than play strip hockey?! Put a chair in the middle and have one person either side with a hockey stick and hockey ball. Then you try to pass the ball through the legs of the chair - if you miss or hit a leg you have to remove an item of clothing. Once you were naked we progressed to more revolting things such as spider stretches (don't ask!), etc.


sick and wierd, but i respect u.... lol at the wanking part
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Postby MeDeFe on Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:40 pm

What's a spider stretch?
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Postby wcaclimbing on Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:13 pm

i make dangerous weapons when im bored. I got one that can shoot a wooden skewer all the way through the drywall in my room.
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Postby corner G on Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:49 pm

once I had nothing to do, so I ate halve a candle stick. than my stomach hurt, so I had to get my stopach pumped. and hecter,french canadiens don't drink maple syrup... we do howeverput it on pankakes, ham, eggs, toast, cirieal, pizza, chicken and sometimes we drink it......... oh, I guess your right. :lol:
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Postby hecter on Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:51 pm

corner G wrote:once I had nothing to do, so I ate halve a candle stick. than my stomach hurt, so I had to get my stopach pumped. and french canadiens don't drink maple syrup... we do howeverput it on pankakes, ham, eggs, toast, cereal, pizza, chicken and sometimes we drink it......... oh, I guess your right. :lol:

I know I'm right. Me being french Canadian and all (though I don't speak french, and I don't like maple syrup THAT much).
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Postby Neutrino on Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:41 am

wcaclimbing wrote:i make dangerous weapons when im bored. I got one that can shoot a wooden skewer all the way through the drywall in my room.


Same here. I once made a primitive crossbow out of a coatehanger and some extremly good elastic. I almost killed my brother with it when I discovered that it went off buy itself if moved too quickly :oops: (I dont know why I was carying a loaded crossbow around the house; I was only about 12, so stop complaining!)
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Postby heavycola on Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:18 am

Sometimes I feed sticks of dry spaghetti into the whirring blades of an electric fan. I can spend whole days at that.
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Postby Kid_A on Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:26 pm

well i watched youtube videos while i was emptying my bowels. was constipated so i needed something to keep me occupied. took so long that my leg fell asleep!
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Postby corner G on Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:29 pm

heavycola wrote:Sometimes I feed sticks of dry spaghetti into the whirring blades of an electric fan. I can spend whole days at that.


I'm soo trying that! :D
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same here :cry:
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Postby Kid_A on Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:33 pm

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heavycola wrote:Sometimes I feed sticks of dry spaghetti into the whirring blades of an electric fan. I can spend whole days at that.


I'm soo trying that! :D


but whos gonna clean that mess up?
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Postby corner G on Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:37 pm

I'll leave it there and hope something eats it. :roll:
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Postby hecter on Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:47 pm

Hooking up capacitors the wrong way is a lot of fun. They explode sometimes with huge arcs of fire :D Always smells bad after though…
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Re: Strange things you've done when you've gotten bored.

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