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Ever been punched by a girl?

 
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Getting punched by women

Postby Colaalone on Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:11 pm

So... today in third period (drama class) i convinced a girl from a group of people we and the teacher call "the fuckoff girls" that i REALLY REALLY liked her. I sold her and all her friends, I even got a cumlative "AWWW!" from all the bitches. I gave her my cell phone number so we could hang out sometime, she called it and it was the rejection hotline. Everyone watched and cracked up.

And then im sitting down laughing my ass off with my firends with my back turned and she comes up behind me and sucker punched right as i turned my head. I stood up laughing and was like "ALRIGHT! lets go to the fucking office, whore" with a big bloody smile. GOD! if only she had testicles.
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Postby dcowboys055 on Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:12 pm

Not in the face, elsewhere though.
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Postby Serbia on Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:37 pm

I have to say, while funny, you did have it coming. :lol:

Never punched, but I got slapped by a girl, who wasn't my girlfriend... then she got embarrassed and ran off, leaving me stunned and laughing.
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Postby btownmeggy on Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:43 pm

Oh, the stories I could tell...

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Postby Sammy gags on Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:45 pm

Sounds like something I would have done in 5th grade
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Postby AAFitz on Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:53 pm

i had to pay extra
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Postby Fireside Poet on Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:59 pm

AAFitz wrote:i had to pay extra


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Postby GreecePwns on Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:09 pm

I actually got punched so hard inbetween the legs, i threw up right there.
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Postby s.xkitten on Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:35 pm

yes...yes i have...many times... :roll:
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Postby red bull on Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:42 pm

soooo many time have i been punched i cant even keep count :cry:
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Postby pancakemix on Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:43 pm

My sister could beat me up if she wanted to.
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Postby trestain on Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:43 pm

lol i haven't but my wife punched her brother in the tit once, it filled with so much blood by the time he got to hospital to have it drained it was bigger than hers lol
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Postby unriggable on Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:50 pm

Once, it sucked. Luckily it was the shoulder, so nothing important lost.
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Postby hecter on Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:16 pm

btownmeggy wrote:Oh, the stories I could tell...

:lol: ... :oops: ... :cry:

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Postby Jesse, Bad Boy on Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:45 pm

f*ck that shit.

If women want equality, they can take the beating I would give a man for doing that.

I know this will draw ire from a few, but if you have the nerve to throw a punch at me, you'd best be ready to take responsibility for it.

Gay, white, yellow, green, gay, straight, bi, male, female, hermaphrodite, etc, I don't give a f*ck, you're fair game if you take it upon yourself to strike me.
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Postby s.xkitten on Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:47 pm

i second that motion ^^^^^^^^

if you're gonna throw a punch at a guy, don't expect him to just take it...
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Postby hecter on Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:50 pm

Well I'll keep that in mind…
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Postby Colaalone on Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:19 pm

fuckkk i just got back from seeing The Showdown play.
in the third mosh pit i feel my nose go *CRUNCH* and blood run down my face. My friend turned to me wipe my face and rubbed it all over his shirt.
It was metal as fuckk.
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Postby s.xkitten on Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:21 pm

:roll:

honestly...who cares?
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Postby Numia Kereru on Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:31 pm

Yes I have. Not in the face, though. Nor in the ghoulies.

Had a few dead arms and more than my share of dead legs from chicks though.

When I was 9 I punched a 13-year-old chick in the back with all the might I could muster, because she turned to walk away after calling me weak.

She proceeded to laugh her head off and kept walking.

I think I actually cried after that.
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Postby Guiscard on Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:15 pm

Colaalone wrote:It was metal as fuckk.


Wow...
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Re: Getting punched by women

Postby Hitman079 on Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:18 pm

i didn't understand the first part of this story.
Colaalone wrote:So... since today in third period (drama class) i convinced a girl from a group of people we and the teacher call "the fuckoff girls" that i REALLY REALLY liked her.

what the f*ck is this? is this sentence grammatically incorrect or something?
Colaalone wrote: I sold her and all her friends, I even got a cumlative "AWWW!" from all the bitches.

again, what the f*ck is this? you sold her and all her friends? what the hell? what, are you running a brothel or something? is cumlative even a word?[/quote]
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Postby btownmeggy on Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:03 am

hecter wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:Oh, the stories I could tell...

:lol: ... :oops: ... :cry:

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Don't worry, it's far less tragic than it sounds.

I've been punched by two different girls and gotten black eyes from both incidents. Each time I just yelled, "Oh my god, you punched me!" and stared, stunned, at the hillbilly bitch (and they WERE hillbilly bitches).

My problem is I'm a skinny, weak, twig of a pacifist, but I have a knack for insulting people.
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Postby jay_a2j on Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:14 am

Nope..but I have been kicked in the jewels. :wink:
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Postby b.k. barunt on Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:53 am

My wife . . . many times . . . she has these tiny little fists with sharp knuckles . . .
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