I know I'm a super cool chick and totally the older sister you wish you all had. I also know I'm doing a fabulous job on the Facebook page and we're all cool and stuff. But please don't invite me to games with 6 ?s in them. It's not that I'm not flattered by the invitation, but its hard work being a sexy Bandit, a witty McGill resident, and a Team CC volunteer while keeping up with all my games, my family, and the extensive drinking I do. I just can't take on Squishy's School for Questionable Players as well.
We can still be friends. It's not you, it's the crappy games you set up.
Love, squishy
