Reasons why CC is better than work

by **Sir. Ricco** on Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:53 am

AndyDufresne wrote:You may dress like it's 'casual Friday' every day---or you may not even dress at all.

--Andy

I always pictured you covered in banana pudding and a banana peel on your head.

by **Tupence** on Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:13 am

AndyDufresne wrote:You may dress like it's 'casual Friday' every day---or you may not even dress at all.

--Andy

Not everyone has to dress at work...

by **L M S** on Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:43 am

Better pieces of flair.

by **AndyDufresne** on Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:02 pm

Our Office Parties are so much cooler, plus our Entertainment Planning Team trumps others.

--Andy

by **AAFitz** on Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:54 pm

For me, it doesnt matter.

I have an arrogant, narcissistic, anal-retentive, unrealistic control freak with obsessive compulsive disorder dictating all my moves whether at work, or making moves at CCme

by **Ace Rimmer** on Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:30 pm

AAFitz wrote:For me, it doesnt matter.

I have an arrogant, narcissistic, anal-retentive, unrealistic control freak with obsessive compulsive disorder dictating all my moves whether at work, or making moves at CCme

I didn't realize you played games with Chariot of Fire!

by **ljex** on Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:34 pm

AAFitz wrote:For me, it doesnt matter.

I have an arrogant, narcissistic, anal-retentive, unrealistic control freak with obsessive compulsive disorder dictating all my moves whether at work, or making moves at CC me

Well i was going to reply asking if you were your own boss, however i didn't see the really small me you put in there so i have decided to make it bigger so someone else doesn't look foolish.

by **AAFitz** on Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:24 pm

ljex wrote:
AAFitz wrote:For me, it doesnt matter.

I have an arrogant, narcissistic, anal-retentive, unrealistic control freak with obsessive compulsive disorder dictating all my moves whether at work, or making moves at CC me

Well i was going to reply asking if you were your own boss, however i didn't see the really small me you put in there so i have decided to make it bigger so someone else doesn't look foolish.

eh no fun.

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:31 pm

It's ok to have sexual relations in CC (I'm looking at the Live Chat regulars...)

by **AAFitz** on Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:53 pm

Army of GOD wrote:It's ok to have sexual relations in CC (I'm looking at the Live Chat regulars...)

Its ok to have sexual relations in work too.

It just usually gets expensive.

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:01 pm

Army of GOD wrote:It's ok to have sexual relations in CC (I'm looking at the Live Chat regulars...)

It's okay to have sexual relations with CC.

--Andy

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:13 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:It's ok to have sexual relations in CC (I'm looking at the Live Chat regulars...)

It's okay to have sexual relations with CC.

--Andy

(He's looking at you, Blitz and JR24)

by **jefjef** on Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:16 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:It's ok to have sexual relations in CC (I'm looking at the Live Chat regulars...)

It's okay to have sexual relations with CC.

--Andy

CC random has sexual relations with me :shock:

and it freaking hurts my butt. :cry:

by **AndyDufresne** on Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:04 am

At Conquer Club, everyone gets their piece of digital cake on birthdays, leading to a safer environment for all.

--Andy

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:36 am

Members of TeamCC typically do not run into pedestrians or other co-workers.

--Andy

by **SirSebstar** on Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:22 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Members of TeamCC typically do not run into pedestrians or other co-workers.

--Andy

Yup, but next time i'll try harder not to miss you...lol

by **L M S** on Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:35 pm

No FOE button at work.

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:07 pm

You get to hangout with people that have names like: Wowbagger, Run_Forrest_Run, Hellfire Hotties, deeply satisfied, Boobs McGee.

--Andy

by **AndyDufresne** on Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:24 am

At work, assaulting your Teammates is generally frowned up. On CC, it is sometimes a necessary strategy.

--Andy

by **angola** on Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:08 am

When you start a new job you can't always do what you want. When you start a new account at CC you can do whatever.

Wait, what?

Seriously, though, I started a new job and I'm not sure about their internet rules. It sucks. No CC for me for awhile at work.

by **Leehar** on Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:57 pm

angola wrote:Seriously, though, I started a new job and I'm not sure about their internet rules. It sucks. No CC for me for awhile at work.

Rules are meant to be broken, except the cc ones of course

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:14 pm

If you reference your "Enhancements" at work you may be snickered at. If you reference your "Enhancements" on Conquer Club, you may be a savvy player.

--Andy

by **JBlombier** on Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:43 am

At work you get a cup of coffee if you're lucky.
At CC you conquer the world.

by **tzor** on Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:47 am

I must be in the minority here ... I actually like where I work.
On the other hand

The cafeteria is terrible; the food is mediocre; they guard the plastic forks like they were gold
The hot water heater to the men's room has been broken for over a month now; for weeks we had to go to the other side of the building to the smaller men's room
They never control the temperature; with the fall now the AC is making the building somewhere in the 60's and everyone is "freezing."
Even with a nice Prius that lets me drive solo in the HOV lane, the daily commute still sucks

Let's compare

There is no cafeteria in CC, although I'm always smelling banannas
There are no restrooms here either; no place to rest; there is always another turn to make
I'm always in the "hot seat" in every game I'm in
My commute time, on the other hand, is in milliseconds