Goodbye Conquer Club - Goodbye bad dice - GOODBYE STRESS

[GrazingCattle]

I will say this for the last time! If you think the randomness isn't random, then fix YOUR strategy! If I thought the dice were weighted towards the defender I would play more conservatively. If I thought they were more weighted towards the attacker I would play more aggressively. If I thought they are TRULY random, I would suck it up and say I hit a run of bad luck!

That is what an adult Human being does! He gravitates towards homeostasis.

Stop your crying and play. The pendulum swings both ways!

[keiths31]

I get frustrated with the dice too...but...meh...just a game

I am in a game with the British Isles board and I attacked 10 vs 3 and lost 6 armies to their none. Next turn I attacked the same set of armies (though this time she added an army to fortify) and tried my luck at 6 vs 4...well I am now down to 2 armies to her 4. In both instances all her dice came up 5's and 6's, and all mine came up 2's and 3's. Weird that happened on two seperate attacks, but on the same set of armies.
Because I can't get that last area in Ireland, I will probably lose the game...grrrr
Oh well...tis just a game.

[Fireside Poet]

Who?

[steelplayin]

..................what?...another link about the dice? ........*sigh*

[AAFitz]

it is weird that people cant stand the dice...they really never bother me....i dont like when i lose...but in general they just dont get to me...

i get wiped out in one game and wipe someone out another in a different game....who cares?

the dice just dont win these games...they just win individual ones...your playing will win the rest...well, that is if you can play...

[tahitiwahini]

Oh well It's not as if we enjoyed you playing

LOL, now that's a wicked comment (in both senses of the word).

[Windparson]

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!".

Movie Quote

Windparson

[hecter]

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!".

Movie Quote

Windparson

HEY! Don't you go making that reference around me agian ya hear me!

[Windparson]

If you don't stop, "I will taunt you a second time!" >>slaps helmet and blows raspberry<<

Windparson

[hecter]

DAAMMMNN YOOOUUUUUU!!!!

[Windparson]

Ok, I'm leaving, >> coconuts banging together<< "Come Patsy!".

Windparson

[hecter]

O ya! Neeeeww! Neeeeew! Neeeeeewwww… erm… NI! NI! NI! NI!

[Xayath]

Good king shall we summon the Knights to do injury unto this knave

[Windparson]

"King?, I didn't know we had a king, I thought we were an autonomous collective?"

Windparson

[hecter]

Damn you. Good knights, ATTACK!

[Xayath]

Lack is equivatlent to like an emperor or maybe a godish type he is not a god and auto nominous not for humans

[Xayath]

we will need vincent and hugo
other wise i have to tell my stories

[Xayath]

also we must make sure that this thread, which is quite useless indeed, will not cause by manner of this attack to anger the Pantheon of Mods

[Xayath]

also we will need to decide what type of spam to use in this attack

[Xayath]

My leige shall we organise what Knight will use what spam\

[Windparson]

"You're fooling your self, we are an anarchosyndicus commune."

Windparson

[Xayath]

of course it might be good to make sure the Knights are not in an rt

[hecter]

Just tell your stories.

[Xayath]

but we must think of these things. spam as useless posting which has no meaning must be done carefully
and only the privledged should hear from the Nethro gnomie clan

[Xayath]

also will cynthia want to watch or have it prerecorded