1756054491
1756054491 Conquer Club • View topic - Who can make the best haiku????????
Conquer Club

Who can make the best haiku????????

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

Moderator: Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.

Postby adam3b58 on Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:26 pm

i bid adieu to
my aestival memories
to desuetude march
Cadet adam3b58
 
Posts: 157
Joined: Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:05 pm
Location: Montana

Postby Colaalone on Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:36 pm

Tension holds us close,
Sweat beads; Your lips on my neck.
My hand on your breast
User avatar
Cook Colaalone
 
Posts: 1660
Joined: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:57 pm
Location: Checking into a Las Vegas hotel with the intent of committing capital fraud and a head full of acid

Postby got tonkaed on Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:38 pm

The lost dream of you
has took away the best of me
sadness clings to me
User avatar
Cadet got tonkaed
 
Posts: 5034
Joined: Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:01 pm
Location: Detroit

Postby unriggable on Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:51 pm

God damn I fucked up
How could I have been that dumb
My bad, mill is right
User avatar
Cook unriggable
 
Posts: 8037
Joined: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:49 pm

Postby Backglass on Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:47 pm

The dice roll once more.
Twenty armies against three.
I lose, again. SHIT!
Image
The Pro-TipĀ®, SkyDaddyĀ® and Image are registered trademarks of Backglass Heavy Industries.
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class Backglass
 
Posts: 2212
Joined: Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:48 pm
Location: New York

Postby Colaalone on Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:49 pm

I still vomit blood.
Maybe eating glass was dumb.
F uck it. I'm starving.
User avatar
Cook Colaalone
 
Posts: 1660
Joined: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:57 pm
Location: Checking into a Las Vegas hotel with the intent of committing capital fraud and a head full of acid

Postby Incandenza on Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:04 pm

I grew up on toons.
Most of them were Japanese.
Go, Speed Racer, go!

one more...

Just one more country
If I win, I'll get my hat
STUPID F*CKING DICE!

:lol:
THOTA: dingdingdingdingdingdingBOOM

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est
User avatar
Colonel Incandenza
 
Posts: 4949
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:34 pm
Location: Playing Eschaton with a bucket of old tennis balls

Postby adam3b58 on Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:46 pm

so am i outraged
by this nescient pandemic
rightist, full of fear
Cadet adam3b58
 
Posts: 157
Joined: Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:05 pm
Location: Montana

Postby Colaalone on Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:58 pm

:D :shock: :? 8) :lol:
:!: :twisted: :oops: :lol: :cry: :wink: :arrow:
:!: :?: :!: :?: :!:
User avatar
Cook Colaalone
 
Posts: 1660
Joined: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:57 pm
Location: Checking into a Las Vegas hotel with the intent of committing capital fraud and a head full of acid

Postby Huguenots on Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:42 pm

:D
:D
:D :D
:D :D :D :D
:D :D
:D :D

hehe
Private 1st Class Huguenots
 
Posts: 413
Joined: Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:12 pm
Location: switzerland

Postby Lord Canti on Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:06 am

Hear the darkness call
It speaks to those with nothing
but a lonely heart
Image
User avatar
Private 1st Class Lord Canti
 
Posts: 349
Joined: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:12 pm
Location: Getting run over by a Vespa

Postby Huguenots on Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:11 am

not me!!
Private 1st Class Huguenots
 
Posts: 413
Joined: Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:12 pm
Location: switzerland

Postby adam3b58 on Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:51 am

Midterms tomorrow
Two of them to be exact
Holy shit I'm fucked
Cadet adam3b58
 
Posts: 157
Joined: Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:05 pm
Location: Montana

Postby Hitman079 on Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:53 am

I am a hitman.
Smoking gun and heart of stone.
Blood is my money
User avatar
Cook Hitman079
 
Posts: 2986
Joined: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:43 pm
Location: Tied up in your basement

Deadbeat Haiku

Postby luns101 on Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:17 am

How I hate deadbeats
They ruin so many games
Ban them from this site
User avatar
Major luns101
 
Posts: 2196
Joined: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:51 pm
Location: Oceanic Flight 815

Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:02 am

Pe-e-e-e-nis

Pe-e-e-e-e-enis

P-e-e-e-nis
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
User avatar
Sergeant reverend_kyle
 
Posts: 9250
Joined: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:08 pm
Location: 1000 post club

Postby Incandenza on Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:11 am

Reverend_kyle sucks
His penis is sadly small
Girls think he's icky


:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
THOTA: dingdingdingdingdingdingBOOM

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est
User avatar
Colonel Incandenza
 
Posts: 4949
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:34 pm
Location: Playing Eschaton with a bucket of old tennis balls

Postby Dariune on Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:54 am

Stuck in a dark trance
Of my distant memory
Fear of who I'll be

I like sexy girls
Their curved bodies and soft touch
but they dont like me

Conquerclub is great
It lightens up my whole day
despite losing games

Is there not more to Haiku?
Im a song writer and i dont see how this is poetry.
I feel im missing something here.
Oh and this isnt meant to be a Haiku, i really dont understand.
User avatar
Lieutenant Dariune
 
Posts: 1491
Joined: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:47 am
Location: South UK

Postby Vincent M on Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:47 am

Windows XP crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class Vincent M
 
Posts: 4069
Joined: Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:41 am
Location: Ft. Lauderdale,FL

Postby MR. Nate on Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:10 am

I am a poor poet, no matter the ease of creating the rhythm. That being said, a few years ago I was introduced by a co-worker to the SPAM-ku Archive which is a collection of thousands of haiku dedicated to the canned ham predecessor to random posts. If you've got either a love or a hatred for spiced, canned ham of questionable origins, you may enjoy.
User avatar
Corporal MR. Nate
 
Posts: 951
Joined: Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:59 am
Location: Locked in the warehouse.

Postby Vincent M on Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:11 am

MR. Nate wrote:I am a poor poet, no matter the ease of creating the rhythm. That being said, a few years ago I was introduced by a co-worker to the SPAM-ku Archive which is a collection of thousands of haiku dedicated to the canned ham predecessor to random posts. If you've got either a love or a hatred for spiced, canned ham of questionable origins, you may enjoy.


thanks for this post awesome stuff :)
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class Vincent M
 
Posts: 4069
Joined: Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:41 am
Location: Ft. Lauderdale,FL

Postby Minkish on Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:12 am

The bird sings chirp-chirp
That's onamatopia.
Then it flys away.
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class Minkish
 
Posts: 369
Joined: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:15 pm
Location: Storrs, Connecticut

Postby Cynthia on Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:13 am

haiku.
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class Cynthia
 
Posts: 2924
Joined: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:06 pm
Location: Norway

Postby Dariune on Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:16 am

Cynthia spams here
Cynthia spams ev'rywhere
She is the spam queen
User avatar
Lieutenant Dariune
 
Posts: 1491
Joined: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:47 am
Location: South UK

Postby Vincent M on Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:54 am

Soy Dream soymilk, thanks
for weening this lacto-veg
from cow's milk for good
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class Vincent M
 
Posts: 4069
Joined: Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:41 am
Location: Ft. Lauderdale,FL

PreviousNext

Return to Acceptable Content

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users