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Who can make the best haiku????????

Postby Vincent M on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:31 pm

Lets see how creative you are make A Haiku

To do so if you don't know already

You make 3 sentences

the top sentence with 5 syllables
the middle sentence with 7 syllables
the bottom sentence with 5 syllables

an example would be:

Rapping at the door
Fills up agéd pillowcase
So sick of Smarties

It isn't hard really.

Get Creative and Discus :D

P.S. want some more info on haiku's check out wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku
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Postby Colaalone on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:34 pm

It seems God Hates us,
People suffer without end.
F uck the sick bastard.
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Postby Vincent M on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:35 pm

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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Postby dussle on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:36 pm

I'm so excited
This thread should be amusing
Post away, bitches
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Postby Vincent M on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:38 pm

Forgot the sun block.
Now I am lobster-coloured.
God, I hate summer.
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Postby dussle on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:40 pm

Look at this damned thing
There are only three posters
Posting bad haikus
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Postby dcowboys055 on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:41 pm

i hate poetry
half my class failed it last year
that teachers a bitch
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Postby Vincent M on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:43 pm

Nose

You pretend that you
didn't pick it at all, but
I saw you do it
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Postby vgmmaster on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:43 pm

Ready for baseball
Prepare for fantasy drafts
Opening day soon
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Postby CBlake on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:43 pm

dcowboys055 wrote:i hate poetry
half my class failed it last year
that teachers a bitch


lol
dcowboys055 wrote:The alaska PD pwned you brian.
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Postby Aries on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:44 pm

Something is killing me
I think it's hectors face again
go get a mask hector



( best I could do lol)
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Postby Colaalone on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:45 pm

"I hate this damn town,"
Mumbled the man bitterly.
"Let's f uck and cuss, dear."
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Postby everywhere116 on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:45 pm

CC is the best
It is great for playing Risk
And Mafia too.
"Disease, suffering, hardship...that is what war is all about."-Captain Kirk, from "A Taste of Armageddon"
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Postby vgmmaster on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:48 pm

Once played basketball
On NBA.com, won
and got my screenname

The history of my screenname, wrapped up in a haiku. :P
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Postby Incandenza on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:48 pm

Three armies on two
Not the triple ones again
F*ck these goddamn dice
THOTA: dingdingdingdingdingdingBOOM

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est
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Postby Vincent M on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:51 pm

A bad Place for haikus

dont open this link http://neontiki.com/haiku/haiku_read.jsp

Oh ya

A mourning dove feeds
In a marijuana bush
And sings a high coo.
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Postby unriggable on Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:19 pm

I hate haikus. Make your own rules when writing!
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Postby wcaclimbing on Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:36 pm

Tears and Pain Flow free,
The fiery Wind will soon Take us,
The Silence is Near.
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Postby adam3b58 on Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:42 pm

mellifluously
my inamorata goes
flow this paean too
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Postby millej11 on Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:46 pm

Haikus are easy
Sometimes they don't make much sense
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Postby Vincent M on Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:51 pm

millej11 wrote:Haikus are easy
Sometimes they don't make much sense
Refrigerator

LOL
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Postby Vincent M on Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:06 pm

bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump
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Postby unriggable on Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:16 pm

I hate haikus with a passion.

You need to have rules
For you to write this shit
Im such a doushbag
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Postby Backglass on Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:20 pm

unriggable wrote:I hate haikus with a passion.

You need to have rules
For you to write this shit
Im such a doushbag


That's not a haiku
It must be five, seven, five
Yours was not, mine is.

:P
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Postby millej11 on Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:22 pm

^ I'm impressed
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