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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:28 pm

UUUUUU!! UUU! uuu!!!! UUUU!!!

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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby wercool on Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:13 pm

no army of god dodnt eat that, those mushrooms are poisonous
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:33 pm

The answer to no 32 is:

"Hey, army of God! try these! they're good!"
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:07 pm

Anyone know the answer to 32?
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby john9blue on Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:39 pm

Okay, here's some more questions for you guys:

31. What is the meaning of lard?
32. What did jones type at around 4:30 central time on the 22nd?
33. Who will post here next?
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:46 pm

I think that's enough of that sort of thing.
Anybody got any more questions, to help us take our minds off that?
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:49 pm

Fine john! I'll tell you the rest. But only because you asked.

...so there I was, with my pants down, ready and willing to have sex with a water bottle. I massaged its shoulders until it said "let's do it", and I slipped on a plastic bag that I got from Wal-Mart (I was out of condoms).

Are you SURE you want to hear more?
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby john9blue on Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:59 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I was shopping at Watermart the other day when I saw this curved Aquafina water bottle. Normally I'm not into this kind of thing, but it was love at first sight. I snatched it from the shelf and ran into the bathroom. I dropped trou and removed the cap.


Proceed.
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:03 am

So, jonesy was telling me this HILARIOUS story the other day:

"I was shopping at Watermart the other day when I saw this curved Aquafina water bottle. Normally I'm not into this kind of thing, but it was love at first sight. I snatched it from the shelf and ran into the bathroom. I dropped trou and removed the cap."
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:02 pm

Army of God is a constipated camel. Tiggy is actually two separate gorillas.Wercool is the north-east Florida pogo stick champion.

Now someone tell a lie about me.
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby john9blue on Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:07 pm

Jones is a rapscallious knave!

Ok guys, saying what we all think about Jones is getting pretty old. Let's start telling lies about each other.
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:23 pm

Ten bucks says everything in jonesy's next post is gonna be false.
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby spiesr on Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:14 pm

Okay, I think it is time to end this post in color game.
I mean there was some sweet stuff:
john9blue wrote:This is the best colour of all time!

But crap like this was just too much for me...
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby wercool on Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:26 am

this game is awsome!!!!
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Tiggy D Amour on Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:19 pm

So wercool, are you going to play the 'Sticking your penis in the toaster' game?

Reply to question 33 part c :
I wouldn't if I were you. I do have the strength of a gorilla that's twice the normal size. Mr Apollo said so.
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby wercool on Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:35 am

33a. are you as strong as two gorrilas
33b. do you look like a gorrila.
33c. can i call you a gorrila
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:42 am

Can anyone work out a way to make Tiggy use a Bonzo reference?
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby john9blue on Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:36 pm

The next person better NOT post in an obnoxious color...

Let's see if reverse psychology works...
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby sensfan on Sat May 01, 2010 5:04 am

I wonder what people are going to do with these obnoxious colors?
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Sat May 01, 2010 4:24 pm

Who wants to die a horrible death?















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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Sun May 30, 2010 11:56 pm

I think we should start posting in obnoxious colors.

Also, the answer to 17 STILL doesn't make any sense to me. Why the Hell did Tiggy include a cat being in your anus jonesy?!
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby john9blue on Mon May 31, 2010 12:18 am

I think we should take a break from this thread for a while.
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby wercool on Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:27 pm

why isnt anyone posting
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby john9blue on Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:43 am

We need to take a few weeks' break from this beast of a thread.
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:34 am

john's going to say something stupid like "let's take a break"...
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