Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

[MeDeFe]

Accused: The community
Accuser: MeDeFe
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: Letting this thread drop all the way to page 4, thus forcing me to bump it.

[Timminz]

Accused: The community
Accuser: MeDeFe
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: Letting this thread drop all the way to page 4, thus forcing me to bump it.

Reported!!!!!!!!!!!

[MeDeFe]

Accused: The community
Accuser: MeDeFe
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: Letting this thread drop all the way to page 4, thus forcing me to bump it.

Reported!!!!!!!!!!!

But... But... but I added relevant content!!!

[Army of GOD]

Accused: MeDeFe
Accuser: Army of DOG
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: He jerked it to my boobies in the other thread...

[saxitoxin]

Accused: The community
Accuser: MeDeFe
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: Letting this thread drop all the way to page 4, thus forcing me to bump it.

I have reviewed this complaint.

The community is aware that poor ol' Saxi is busy this week preparing for his keynote speech at the Toronto Anarchist Assembly at Steelworkers' Hall in Toronto next week on April 9 so are likely just holding their complaints in to give ol' Saxi a break. Saxi doesn't want anyone to hold it in too long, though, because he's seen - first hand - what happens when you let yourself get backed up (i.e. the valued mods for most of '09), so promises to return with enough tasty bran muffins from Tim Hortons for the whole community to help them unclog.

This complaint is dismissed without prejudice.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

[saxitoxin]

Accused: MeDeFe
Accuser: Army of DOG
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: He jerked it to my boobies in the other thread...

I have reviewed this complaint.

I find MeDeFe guilty of the infraction for which he has been accused, in remedy of which he is ordered to reimburse AOG US$3.99 for the cost of one (1) packet of moist towelettes.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

[notyou2]

Accused: lackattack
Accuser: ny2
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: Lackattack posted in a thread in a user group forum of which the accused was not a member at that time. The right honourable Saxitoxin is a member of said user group and can access the thread in question for proof.

[saxitoxin]

Accused: lackattack
Accuser: ny2
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: Lackattack posted in a thread in a user group forum of which the accused was not a member at that time. The right honourable Saxitoxin is a member of said user group and can access the thread in question for proof.

The complaint can not be accepted for consideration. The only user group Saxitoxin is a member of is "Registered Users" user group. No one likes poor ol' Saxi enough to permit him in any other user groups. That's what I've been trying to do here, gang, promote a tolerant, equitable, welcoming community that tears down the sectarian barriers of user groups.

Thanks, gang!
- STX
ADA

[notyou2]

My apologies right honourable saxitoxin. I was under the mistaken impression you were a member of a user group, of which I am also a member.

I hereby withdraw my complaint

[Army of GOD]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: Army of DOG
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Sacksi clearly stated in his last judgment, that he was not in the "Tolerance and Acceptance" Usergroup. It is against T&A law to claim you are for T&A and not be in the Usergroup.

[saxitoxin]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: Army of DOG
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Sacksi clearly stated in his last judgment, that he was not in the "Tolerance and Acceptance" Usergroup. It is against T&A law to claim you are for T&A and not be in the Usergroup.

I have reviewed this complaint.

The T&A usergroup is in the 8th month of pending approval, ergo, no offense was committed.
For filing a frivolous complaint, I hereby order AOG to get me the digits of that fit girl I was chatting with in the other thread - get me her digits, yo!

Signed in My Hand,
Saxitoxin
Alternate Dispute Adjudicator

[Phatscotty]

Accused: phatscotty
Accuser: Bones2484
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Failing to assume that our supreme overlord, Saxitoxin, is the only candidate for "Most Interesting Poster". The poll in this thread should clearly be marked as "Second Most Interesting Poster".

I await your just ruling.


Humbly yours,

Bones2484

I have reviewed the complaint.

It's not about credit, gang. Saxi isn't in it for the accolades. Saxi is in it for the oversexed, swarthy, young, muscular, Adriatic types.

The complaint is dismissed without prejudice.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

[Army of GOD]

Accused: Pimpdave, john9blue, MeDeFe, notyou2 and possibly others
Accuser: Army of DOG
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: This same avatar thing is really confusing me! I demand change!

[notyou2]

Army you squeal like a rat. RAT FINK!!!!!

[saxitoxin]

Accused: Pimpdave, john9blue, MeDeFe, notyou2 and possibly others
Accuser: Army of DOG
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: This same avatar thing is really confusing me! I demand change!

I'M TIRED OF YOU PESKY KIDS ALWAYS WITH THE COMPLAINING AND THE TOMFOOLERY.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
Alternate Dispute Adjudicator

[saxitoxin]

Accused: Woodruff
Accuser: Saxitoxin
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: I believe Woodruff is the person who is responsible for hacking my account on three separate occasions:

(1) viewtopic.php?f=6&t=93379&hilit=rip+saxitoxin
(2) viewtopic.php?f=8&t=111141&p=2489547&hilit=former+poster+saxitoxin+dead#p2489547
(3) viewtopic.php?f=8&t=115545&p=2562259&hilit=rip+saxitoxin#p2562103

I plan to get to the bottom of this as this behavior is UNACCEPTABLE. Please post any examples of suspicious behavior in which Woodruff has been engaged so I can begin to put together a case.

[b.k. barunt]

I wasn't going to mention this out of consideration for the more sensitive members here ("sensitive members" - ooh that's Hawt!) but in light of this new evidence that would seem to indicate he is in fact beginning to be a public nuisance i would be remiss to remain silent.

I saw him sniffing bicycle seats during lunch hour at his school the other day. Ew.


Honibaz

[saxitoxin]

I wasn't going to mention this out of consideration for the more sensitive members here ("sensitive members" - ooh that's Hawt!) but in light of this new evidence that would seem to indicate he is in fact beginning to be a public nuisance i would be remiss to remain silent.

I saw him sniffing bicycle seats during lunch hour at his school the other day. Ew.


Honibaz

LOGGED and NOTED

[jefjef]

Here is woodys true feelings about fine citizens of the CC community.

I think you're all a bunch of flipping morons who would consistently try to put the square peg into the round hole if you were only told to do so.

[Woodruff]

Here is woodys true feelings about fine citizens of the CC community.

I think you're all a bunch of flipping morons who would consistently try to put the square peg into the round hole if you were only told to do so.

Particularly those who don't understand drollery. You in particular seem to have a great deal of difficulty with pegs and holes, jefjef.

[jefjef]

Here is woodys true feelings about fine citizens of the CC community.

I think you're all a bunch of flipping morons who would consistently try to put the square peg into the round hole if you were only told to do so.

Particularly those who don't understand drollery. You in particular seem to have a great deal of difficulty with pegs and holes, jefjef.

Ok woody. I'll play.

I've got the peg. Which hole ya want it in?

[Woodruff]

Here is woodys true feelings about fine citizens of the CC community.

I think you're all a bunch of flipping morons who would consistently try to put the square peg into the round hole if you were only told to do so.

Particularly those who don't understand drollery. You in particular seem to have a great deal of difficulty with pegs and holes, jefjef.

Ok woody. I'll play.

I've got the peg. Which hole ya want it in?

Thank you for proving that you are perfectly willing to "consistently try to put the square peg into the round hole if you were only told to do so".

[jefjef]

Here is woodys true feelings about fine citizens of the CC community.

I think you're all a bunch of flipping morons who would consistently try to put the square peg into the round hole if you were only told to do so.

Particularly those who don't understand drollery. You in particular seem to have a great deal of difficulty with pegs and holes, jefjef.

Ok woody. I'll play.

I've got the peg. Which hole ya want it in?

Thank you for proving that you are perfectly willing to "consistently try to put the square peg into the round hole if you were only told to do so".

Well I'm pretty sure which hole it needs to fill.

Thanks woody. Been lotsa fun.

[b.k. barunt]

Looks like he's goin for the well used hole.


Honibaz

[pimpdave]

Accused: Jonesthecurl
Accuser: Pimpdave
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: In the thread which Woodruff helped create, Who Should Self-Permaban: Woodruff or Saxi?, Jonesthecurl suggests that the merciless multiple hacking of Saxitoxin's account has been fabricated. I would like a full inquiry made into Jonesthecurl's history of allegiance to the Rainbow Rule as well as any recruitment efforts made by the Gang of Five to contract him as a double agent. This must be done to protect the integrity of the forthcoming T&A usergroup, of which Jonesthecurl could possibly one day be a member.