Does Conquer Club get You Tail?

by **Robinette** on Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:43 am

What you want from playing CC

What you get...

by **Beckytheblondie** on Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:21 pm

Robinette wrote:What you want from playing CC

What you get...

haha, true dat

by **tdans** on Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:26 pm

Beckytheblondie wrote:
Robinette wrote:What you want from playing CC

WOW.. the middle one is by far the best... lol .. btw cc has gotten me zilch,, going to the gym has got me zilch.. i think its cause im only 17

.. i aint really looking for that stuff(my gf would kil me )

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:30 pm

Sir, once I get enough balls to ask out Robinette, I'll finally get some spoils...er...tail...sir!

by **army of nobunaga** on Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:59 pm

my attitude gets me ass... I could tell the girl im a so-so player in CC ... She would still love me...

least i think

by **chemefreak** on Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:27 am

No, CC does not get you tail. I have one of those t-shirts with the 3 attack 6s vs 2 defense 6s and it says "Risk happens" on the front...on the back of the shirt it has the CC logo, website, and I personalized it to say "Chemefreak is waiting for you." I think it is awesome...my fiance does not. I wear it all the time...she tries to throw it away all the time.

I will say this, sometimes I come home from work worn out and ready for bed. But every now and then I will get involved in a speed game that really gets the blood boiling and my fiance definitely benefits from that...now, I don't tell her about the speed game...'cause that would not get me laid!!!

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Apr 14, 2010 8:50 am

Tail? Who needs [a] tail? Take a look at me. ---->

--Andy

by **GENERAL STONEHAM** on Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:00 am

JoshyBoy wrote:Well over here in Scotland playing CC certainly does not get you "ASS"

Bodybuilding/going to the gym sure as hell does though. Trust me, I would know

And by goodness, it is some damn fine ass too...

JB

Damn it Joshy, why do you have to bring up our sex life. Besides, we don't do it in the gym, we do it in the showers.

The loyal drone of C.C.
GS

by **JoshyBoy** on Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:09 pm

GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:
JoshyBoy wrote:Well over here in Scotland playing CC certainly does not get you "ASS"

Bodybuilding/going to the gym sure as hell does though. Trust me, I would know

And by goodness, it is some damn fine ass too...

JB

Damn it Joshy, why do you have to bring up our sex life. Besides, we don't do it in the gym, we do it in the showers.

The loyal drone of C.C.
GS

I was paying you a compliment. You're so mean to me.

by **Robinette** on Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:17 am

Army of GOD wrote:Sir, once I get enough balls to ask out Robinette, I'll finally get some spoils...er...tail...sir!

by **natty dread** on Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:40 am

Conquerclub keeps me from getting tail. I'd have gotten some yesterday but I was busy playing my turns & talking shit on the forums.

by **JoshyBoy** on Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:34 am

natty_dread wrote:Conquerclub keeps me from getting tail. I'd have gotten some yesterday but I was busy playing my turns & talking shit on the forums.

That sounds all too familiar. :roll:

by **obliterationX** on Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:06 am

I'm a hot and sexy nerd. So of course.

by **AndyDufresne** on Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:48 pm

obliterationX wrote:I'm a hot and sexy nerd. So of course.

I don't think cyber-tail counts.

But listen, who needs [a] tail?

--Andy

by **Mr Changsha** on Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:28 pm

I can't think of many worse ways to get a bit than by eulogising about your online gaming record. I mean even men recoil in horror if a conversation goes down this path (I've noticed), for women it is rather like a man saying something like "Has a man ever been honest with you about his masturbation exploits?" or "Yeah, I used to bully the slightly retarded kid at school, the stupid f*ck."

Not a winner.

Wearing the t shirt as a dating prop is the work of a man with quite ironic (if self-destructive) sense of humour. Occasionally I indulge in quite unproductive exploits in an effort to amuse myself and thus applaud an act mainly based on having the last laugh.

I would love to meet a hot bit who was also a CC-addict. A good hour talk on strategy followed by some good hard rutting, probably involving some martial-related foreplay.

Lovely.

Has it ever happened? Have two CC'ers ever met in a situation involving alcohol and got their rocks off? Has a conversation on strategy ever led to some inspired shafting?

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:54 pm

I think I do remember demonfork and King_Herpes getting it on after sharing their strategies on Mogul.

by **Aba** on Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:38 am

oh ya......

by **Aba** on Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:38 am

by **obliterationX** on Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:14 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
obliterationX wrote:I'm a hot and sexy nerd. So of course.

I don't think cyber-tail counts.

But listen, who needs [a] tail?

--Andy

I'm fairly confident that monkeys need tails.