that's not a knife ...

by **AlgyTaylor** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:21 am

When would you actually need one of these?

by **AlgyTaylor** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:22 am

well over 100 various functions from repairing golf divots to sawing through tree branches to magnifying mineral crystals. The Giant even boasts a battery operated flashlight and a laser pointer with a 300ft range.

Wenger admit the unit itself is somewhat large and impractical in design; in fact opening a bottle of wine with this giant may end up a 5 minute task once you've swivelled the unit with two hands over 10 rotations whilst holding the bottle secure with your feet. But there's no denying the beauty of having a tool that could be called upon in almost any occasion whether you're cutting a cigar, scaling a fish or doing maintenance on your bike.

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by **Cynthia** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:22 am

LOL

by **Dariune** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:24 am

Well it would fit in your pocket ay.

by **Kahless** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:26 am

AlgyTaylor wrote:Wenger admit the unit itself is somewhat large and impractical in design;

Maybe he needs it for his next meeting with Mourinho :lol:

by **static_ice** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:37 am

is there a wrist-cutting tool?

by **Backglass** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:55 am

I thought for sure this was a Photoshop job.

But it is a real knife from Wenger....only $1200!!! :shock:

by **flashleg8** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:33 am

No wonder the Swiss have never been invaded. One step over the border and they'll get their hoof pick appendage out and scrape you!

by **Genghis Khant** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:38 am

If ever a knife could be described as pointless, this is the one.

by **edmundomcpot** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:51 pm

lmao, i want one, just so i say i can do anything with one thing...Wow!

by **johnnyrotten** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:54 pm

Genghis Khant wrote:If ever a knife could be described as pointless, this is the one.

I'd say a knife made out of sponge could be equally pointless... :roll:

by **johnnyrotten** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:55 pm

by **Cynthia** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:55 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:
Genghis Khant wrote:If ever a knife could be described as pointless, this is the one.

I'd say a knife made out of sponge could be equally pointless...

lol.... lame :roll:

by **static_ice** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:46 pm

the joke is that knives can't be pointless, they're sharp!

except that french knife...

by **hecter** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:47 pm

I don't think even Batman would need all that crap.

by **static_ice** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:07 pm

well batman does need a lot of gadgets...especially the natural kind :wink:

back to the knife if I had that knife I would do this

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cut the bunnies head off

by **Cynthia** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:01 pm

it doesn't look like a bunny at all ^^^^^ not even a bunny getting its head cut off :shock:

by **Incandenza** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:22 pm

I see you've played knifey-spooney before...

(surprised no one had busted that line out yet)

by **hecter** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:24 pm

Incandenza wrote:I see you've played knifey-spooney before...

(surprised no one had busted that line out yet)

Now that you say it, so am I.

by **Chad22342** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:30 pm

my god what is with those bunnies that are in every ones sig it is driving me crazy

by **hecter** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:37 pm

Chad22342 wrote:my god what is with those bunnies that are in every ones sig it is driving me crazy

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by **Cynthia** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:38 pm

that's alot of bunnies

by **hecter** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:40 pm

Cynthia wrote::shock: that's alot of bunnies

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by **Cynthia** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:42 pm

by **FRSmk3** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:49 pm

that's enough bunnies to kill one with each part of the knife!

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