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Once Upon A Time...

Postby Jork on Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:50 am

....a bouncing baby boy was born. But this infant was born imperfect, for he was born only a head!

As the years passed he became increasingly depressed as was obsessed with wanting to be normal. As he gazed out his window, perched upon a soft pillow, which was where he spent most of his waking hours, he would enviously watch the other children playing.

One night just before falling asleep, he wished for a body. When he awoke the next morning he felt different, and , lo and behold he had a body to go along with his head! He was very very happy. he looked more like the other children now and was very prod of his body!

His happiness did not last long, however, because as he watched out of his favorite window he saw other children playing catch with a ball. He could not do this because he had no arms. He only had a head and a body! So that night before he went to sleep, he wished very hard. He wished for arms!

And sure enough, when he awoke he now had his arms to go along with his body & head! He was smiling from ear-to-ear! He thought "nothing can stop me now from playing and being just like all the other children!"

No sooner did he think this then he realized that he had no legs to run after the ball if he missed it while playing catch. "Hmmm", he thought to himself..."Do I dare wish for more"? And you guessed it. Later that night was wished, and he wished, and he wished as hard as he was able, for a brand new set of legs!

He awoke and was excited beyond belief! For he now had 2 sturdy and flawless legs. He could not contain his excitement. He jumped up high again and again and again then he started running and he ran as fast as anybody.....and as he ran across the road, he was struck down by a truck and died instantly....

Now what could possibly be the moral of this story..........?
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Postby Genghis Khant on Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:57 am

Stop, look & listen?
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Postby khazalid on Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:57 am

despite my wide philosophical knowledge i have thus far failed to see one.

stick to the risk jorky me lad ; )
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Postby Kahless on Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:58 am

stop while you're a-head :lol:
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Postby Dariune on Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:59 am

Be happy with being unique because everyone else sucks?
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Postby Genghis Khant on Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:01 pm

Kahless wrote:stop while you're a-head :lol:

nice one :lol:
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Postby AAFitz on Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:18 pm

Kahless wrote:stop while you're a-head :lol:


obviously the answer you were going for...

but i was about to post be careful what you wish for

i should have heeded the moral of the story
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Postby XenHu on Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:20 pm

Who the f*ck cares?

:lol:


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Postby Kahless on Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:22 pm

XenHu wrote:Who the f*ck cares?


His parents, for a start :P
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Postby Warrior987 on Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:27 pm

Kahless wrote:stop while you're a-head :lol:



This is right!
An awkward morning beats a boring night

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Postby steelplayin on Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:05 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: thanks for this thread, not only for the "what does this have to do with anything" story , but also for the replys
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Postby Jesse, Bad Boy on Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:23 pm

How about this one?

One day, an unhappy little rabbit was hoping along the beach. While hopping along he noticed that the sun was setting, so he stopped for a moment to observe the sunset. While looking out, a small island caught his eye. The Island it seemed, was covered with carrots! "Oh my" thought the bunny, "If I can get to those carrots, I'll be the happiest rabbit in the world."

So the rabbit stepped back a few paces, ran, leaped and *Plop!* landed on the island (as we all know, rabbits excel at jumping)! He immediatly began engorging himself with the tasty carrots as the sunset.

The very next morning, an old cat was going for his morning stroll along the beach. He was a very miserable cat, having lost most of his sight many years ago. As he strolled along, he heard the rabbit laughing merrily, looked in his direction, and focused very hard. Why, it seemed that the rabbit was on an island, just enjoying himself. "My that rabbit seems to very happy!" thought the Cat. "Perhaps if I join him on the island, I'll be just as happy. Oh, but that means I'll have to cross the water, and I hate water!". So he looked around, hoping that perhaps he would find some brances so he could make a small raft so he could get to the island. Alas, he found nothing by sand and rocks on the beach.

So, he called out to the rabbit "Good rabbit! How did you make it to that island? I have been unable to find any branches or wood so that I may make a raft to cross to you happy little island". The rabbit, hearing the cat replied "One need only but jump to get to this little island! All it takes is a little leap!".

The cat took this to heart, stepped back a few paces, ran, leaped and *splash!*, landed in the water!

The cat, even more miserable and discouraged climbed out of the water and sulked off, dripping wet.

Moral of the story?

After every happy peter, there is a wet pussy.
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Postby Jork on Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:28 pm

errr....aa.....

how 'bout.....

'QUIT WHILE YOU'RE A"HEAD"!

ohhh nooooo

lol
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Postby Chad22342 on Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:31 pm

nice
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Postby Cynthia on Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:59 pm

:lol:
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Postby UCAbears on Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:13 pm

be careful what u wish for?
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:14 pm

UCAbears wrote:be careful what u wish for?


WTF is that in your sig, dude?
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Postby AAFitz on Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:54 pm

Jork wrote:errr....aa.....

how 'bout.....

'QUIT WHILE YOU'RE A"HEAD"!

ohhh nooooo

lol


stop...quit...potato potato....it was the right sentiment...

as i typed i of course used the two distinct pronunciations of potato in my head...
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