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Postby Lord Canti on Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:30 pm

Already granted.


I wish their was no "p" in "pnemonia".
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Postby Easy_fan on Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:55 pm

granted but now theres a phdbgjus in it instead.

i wish a had all the futurama dvds.
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Postby wcaclimbing on Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:03 am

granted, but they were all stolen so you went to jail.

I wish i remembered where i put my pants.
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Postby bluereaper on Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:06 am

Granted, but you found them in a gay bar.

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Postby AsterixAndObelix on Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:35 am

granted but you go mental and all of your 12 grd classes are hard.


I wish someone would write my 13 page reasearch paper and i won't be caught plaguerizing. 8)
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Postby Fish Breeder Boy on Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:00 am

granted, but you doggie eats the paper.

I wish i had million dollars.
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Postby Dariune on Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:06 am

Granted but its monopoly money. because of this you go insane and die.

I wish i was Jonny Depp
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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:50 am

granted but johnny depp is queer.

i wish i did not have to go shopping in the cold for my booze tonight. :twisted:
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Postby Wisse on Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:56 am

DAZMCFC wrote:granted but johnny depp is queer.

i wish i did not have to go shopping in the cold for my booze tonight. :twisted:


granted, you now have to go shopping in 120 celcius

i wish that you shash your computer in 200 pieces
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Postby dezzy26 on Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:40 pm

granted but he shoves the pieces up your ass along with his tinkle


i wish i could get that image out of my head
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Postby static_ice on Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:47 pm

granted but now youre thinking of...ROSIE O'DONNELL NAKED

i wish southpark were on 24/7
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Postby static_ice on Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:56 pm

insertnamehere wrote:
static_ice wrote:granted, but then half-life 3 comes out

I wish SOAD came back together with a new album


SOAD are on a break dont worry


i know they're on a break...but its been so long! I got into them right after they announced it. and there's still doubts. if Daron does like REALLY good on a solo album then he won't want to come back
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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:05 pm

-bump-
gotta love this forum game, too.
i wish for a better computer.
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Postby Aries on Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:08 pm

Granted, but it has a defense system, you type in the wrong pw, and it shoots you :shock:

I wish I was talented.
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Postby hecter on Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:08 pm

granted, but it can only run windows 98.
I wish for a hot woman yo have sex.
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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:10 pm

granted, but police don't believe she really is your gf/wife/whatever so you get arrested for paying for a prostitute
my hill! lol jk
i wish for a better BB gun
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Postby hecter on Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:11 pm

granted, but each BB costs 100$ each.
I wish I had a 12 inch penis
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Postby Aries on Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:14 pm

Granted, but while your cutting carrots, you slip and cut it off.

I wish I was smarter.
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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:15 pm

granted, but you become so smart you become one of those geeks no one likes.
i wish for a better iPod
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Postby Aries on Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:17 pm

Granted, but you play it too loud and it bursts your ear drums :lol:

I wish for a mercedes benz.
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Postby hecter on Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:18 pm

Granted, but you drive it off a cliff and you die.
I wish for my penis back.
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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:20 pm

granted, but doctors have to sew it back on, and you accidentally wake up during the operation. MUAHAHAHAHA
i wish for a million dolla
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Postby Green on Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:27 pm

static_ice wrote:i wish southpark were on 24/7


all the episodes are available on DVD. what a wasteful wish :roll:
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Postby hecter on Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:27 pm

Granted, but there canadian dollars.
I wish for a nice big house and a ton of money to comensate for not having a cock.
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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:05 pm

granted, but you become famous for being rich for having no penis. no girls for you! :wink:
i wish for a cool car (maybe a chevrolette corvette) when i go to college
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