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Postby Fircoal on Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:01 pm

while drinking 10 times a day.
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Serbia: YOU IDIOT! What is THAT supposed to be? Are you even TRYING to play this game?! Kill the idiot NOW please!
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
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Postby shultz on Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:16 pm

with bad tast once a day
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Postby unriggable on Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:22 pm

The average person does a handstand...
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Postby Incandenza on Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:37 pm

32 times an hour.

The average person has a wet fart... :lol:
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Postby unriggable on Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:39 pm

at work, while their female co-worker is around.

The average man has the urge to go rodeoing on a stranger...
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Postby wcaclimbing on Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:00 pm

whever he wears his cowboy hat.

An average person gets his coattails stuck in the car door...
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Postby pyro55 on Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:12 pm

atleast nine million times an hour


the average person drinks there own urine
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Postby unriggable on Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:17 pm

...in celebration of ghandi.

The average person reacts to disco by...
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Postby wcaclimbing on Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:24 pm

dirty dancing with themselves.

The average person's sox are 3 days old on every...
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Postby static_ice on Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:21 am

2 days

the percentage of his life the average person is waiting to play a CC game is...
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Postby The1exile on Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:59 pm

-4%.

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Postby areyouincahoots on Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:39 pm

9 times out of 10

The average person winks at a stranger...
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Postby dcowboys055 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:40 pm

areyouincahoots wrote:9 times out of 10

The average person winks at a stranger...


i dont believe you
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Postby hecter on Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:43 pm

5 times an hour.

The average person will spontaniously combust…
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Postby everywhere116 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:52 pm

Every time thier team loses the Super Bowl.

The average person will play CC...
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