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Postby static_ice on Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:22 pm

what you do is you type the beginning of a random "average person" fact like "the average person scratches his ass..." and the next poster types a random false answer like "for 72% of his life" and that poster starts a new one.

You can also type questions that would end in "__ times a year" or a combination but the answer must be a numerical value! not " the average person scratches his ass for fun"

Please don't google the questions for answers just make it fun, random, and false. But you can of course look up definitions because some of you might need it for my question

to start off:

the average person copulates...
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Postby boogiesadda on Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:29 pm

5 days a week without a partner and 1 time per week with one

The average person eats
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Postby static_ice on Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:31 pm

...4 times a day according to Taco Bell

the average person blinks...
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Postby pancakemix on Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:32 pm

...0 times per year

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Postby Fircoal on Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:35 pm

1 time every time they eat a person. Unless...
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Postby static_ice on Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:35 pm

10 times a day when they play me in halo

sorry for the double post
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Postby static_ice on Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:35 pm

10 times a day when they play me in halo

the average person farts...
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Postby Fircoal on Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:36 pm

10 times as much as your mother does.

the average person commits suicide...
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Postby static_ice on Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:39 pm

twice in a lifetime in japan

the average person uses smilies...
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Postby Fircoal on Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:45 pm

NEVER! :lol: 8) :twisted: :evil: :shock: :D :) :( :o :idea: :?:
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Postby static_ice on Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:48 pm

please start a new average person fact
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Postby Machiavelli on Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:22 pm

The average person has s3x with Staticice's mother...
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Postby Fircoal on Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:26 pm

2 times a day

static_ice wrote:please start a new average person fact


Sorry, I keep on forgeting to.

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Postby Machiavelli on Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:30 pm

1 army, but lost 23 using auto attack.

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Postby flashleg8 on Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:32 pm

Machiavelli wrote:1 army, but lost 23 using auto attack.

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Tasty.

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Postby Machiavelli on Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:33 pm

my d!ck daily

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Postby Fircoal on Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:31 am

1 time per day

The average person does ??? ....
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Postby static_ice on Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:13 pm

...an unknown amount per day

the average person visits CC...
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Postby Fircoal on Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:15 pm

NEVER!

The average person gets :idea: ...
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Postby wcaclimbing on Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:18 pm

whenever he wants to :wink:

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Postby insertnamehere on Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:20 pm

9 times a week

The average Person smells like.............
list of people who i hate , any deadbeats . and lord buckback.
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Postby pyro55 on Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:19 pm

cheese 3 times a day


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Postby The1exile on Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:27 pm

like a pole up their arsehole.

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Postby wcaclimbing on Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:39 pm

a candy bar 3 times a week


the average person sleeps with your dog
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Postby edmundomcpot on Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:42 pm

24 hours a day

the average person drives
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