Battle Royale (My Stupid Thread)

by **Kid_A** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:11 am

Everyone is posting ridiculous threads....so here's mine

by **shultz** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:16 am

O.K. here we go, this is more ridiculous.I vote for W. Bush

by **Kernal_Kronic** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:32 am

I say Buddah, he's got the weight advantage behind him...Why wasn't Chuck Norris in the options?

by **Kid_A** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:38 am

Kernal_Kronic wrote:I say Buddah, he's got the weight advantage behind him...Why wasn't Chuck Norris in the options?

Because Bruce Lee kicked his butt and Bruce is on the list.
Haven't you see Way of the Dragon? Duh! :roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSg9trKXHhc

by **Titanic** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:24 am

Best fight scene ever - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VF4aYFz ... ed&search=

From Fists of Fury, Bruce Lee beats up the entire Japansese school, but I cant find a video on Youtube where it shows him beating up the master as well. Hes amazing with Non-Chuks, especially against the legs, thats hilarious.

by **Eddie Guerrero** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:59 am

Kernal_Kronic wrote:I say Buddah, he's got the weight advantage behind him...Why wasn't Chuck Norris in the options?

The Buddha wasn't actually fat/overweight/chubby/obese/any other word for a roung gut, this is only how he is portrayed in those little statues you get in the shops.

I do think he would win though, unless George w. Bush somehow managed to befriend Iraq.

by **vgmmaster** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:15 am

Ringo Starr would win, no contest.

It's easy to figure out why as well.

Bruce Lee can't win because Chuck Norris would interfere in the middle of the match and knock out Bruce Lee.

Superman can't win because of his weakness to Kryptonite.

George Bush couldn't win unless his dad came in to help him. (And even then he'd still lose).

Blitz can't win, because if there was no points cap and Benji beat him, Blitzs would automatically defeat him.

And the religious leaders would focus on each other, and by the time all but one were eliminated, the other would be weakened for an easy victory.

Because of that, it would be between Morgan Freeman and Ringo Starr. However, because of G4's secret power, they actually restrict Morgan and make her lose.

That is how Ringo Starr will win the match. Plus if Paul McCartney and the other Beatles come back from the dead, it would be a handicap match as well. Not that it would matter because Ringo has the power of rock and roll.

by **Spuzzell** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:19 am

Optimus Prime would win, clearly.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/

Check out the link for The Ultimate Showdown!

by **The1exile** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:19 am

I disagree about the religious aspect. I think Muhammed and Jesus would focus on each other, and Buddha would float around gathering strength without anyone noticing akin to someone in Oceania on classic, then knock everyone out.

by **unriggable** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:27 am

Ringo Starr - I know his niece. That's the only reason really.

by **vgmmaster** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:29 am

Spuzzell wrote:Optimus Prime would win, clearly.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/

Check out the link for The Ultimate Showdown!

Didn't Mr. Rogers win that battle...?

by **shultz** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:41 am

what about Dirty Heary, all he would have to say is (go a head punk make my day)

by **Koba** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:47 am

vgmmaster wrote:
Spuzzell wrote:Optimus Prime would win, clearly.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/

Check out the link for The Ultimate Showdown!

Didn't Mr. Rogers win that battle...?

Yeah, Godzilla bites Optimus Primes head off, Mr Rogers in his blood stained sweater wins

by **Anarkistsdream** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:53 am

vgmmaster wrote:Because of that, it would be between Morgan Freeman and Ringo Starr. However, because of G4's secret power, they actually restrict Morgan and make her lose.

You know that Morgan Freeman is a man, right?

by **Phobia** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:57 pm

I think blitzaholic would win fairly comfortably

by **Kid_A** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:37 pm

vgmmaster wrote: Bruce Lee can't win because Chuck Norris would interfere in the middle of the match and knock out Bruce Lee.

Because of that, it would be between Morgan Freeman and Ringo Starr. However, because of G4's secret power, they actually restrict Morgan and make her lose.

That is how Ringo Starr will win the match. Plus if Paul McCartney and the other Beatles come back from the dead, it would be a handicap match as well. Not that it would matter because Ringo has the power of rock and roll.

Chuck Norris would not knock out Bruce Lee. Didn't you watch the video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSg9trKXHhc

And Morgan Freeman is not a woman.

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/ ... tims-2.jpg

And Paul McCartney can't come back to life because he's not dead.

by **Jesse, Bad Boy** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:40 pm

unriggable wrote:Ringo Starr - I know his niece. That's the only reason really.

Is she hot?

by **vgmmaster** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:50 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
vgmmaster wrote:Because of that, it would be between Morgan Freeman and Ringo Starr. However, because of G4's secret power, they actually restrict Morgan and make her lose.

You know that Morgan Freeman is a man, right?

I don't know why, but I always confuse Morgan Freeman and Morgan Webb for some reason. Either way, Ringo Star would win.

The power of Rock and Roll rules all. :wink:

by **vgmmaster** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:58 pm

Kid_A wrote:
vgmmaster wrote: Bruce Lee can't win because Chuck Norris would interfere in the middle of the match and knock out Bruce Lee.

Because of that, it would be between Morgan Freeman and Ringo Starr. However, because of G4's secret power, they actually restrict Morgan and make her lose.

That is how Ringo Starr will win the match. Plus if Paul McCartney and the other Beatles come back from the dead, it would be a handicap match as well. Not that it would matter because Ringo has the power of rock and roll.

Chuck Norris would not knock out Bruce Lee. Didn't you watch the video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSg9trKXHhc

And Morgan Freeman is not a woman.

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/ ... tims-2.jpg

And Paul McCartney can't come back to life because he's not dead.

I always mix up Morgan Freeman and Morgan Webb for some odd reason.

Also, Paul McCartney may be dead.

http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/3674/pid.html

http://digilander.libero.it/jamespaul/fc1.html

:wink:

by **Kid_A** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:56 pm

vgmmaster wrote:
Kid_A wrote:
vgmmaster wrote: Bruce Lee can't win because Chuck Norris would interfere in the middle of the match and knock out Bruce Lee.

Because of that, it would be between Morgan Freeman and Ringo Starr. However, because of G4's secret power, they actually restrict Morgan and make her lose.

That is how Ringo Starr will win the match. Plus if Paul McCartney and the other Beatles come back from the dead, it would be a handicap match as well. Not that it would matter because Ringo has the power of rock and roll.

Chuck Norris would not knock out Bruce Lee. Didn't you watch the video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSg9trKXHhc

And Morgan Freeman is not a woman.

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/ ... tims-2.jpg

And Paul McCartney can't come back to life because he's not dead.

I always mix up Morgan Freeman and Morgan Webb for some odd reason.

Also, Paul McCartney may be dead.

http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/3674/pid.html

http://digilander.libero.it/jamespaul/fc1.html

O the Paul is Dead myth

Or as I call it, the "Cranberry Sauce" myth.

I'm glad someone voted for Ringo. I'm absolutely in love with the beatles!

by **vgmmaster** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:59 pm

Kid_A wrote:
vgmmaster wrote:
Kid_A wrote:
vgmmaster wrote: Bruce Lee can't win because Chuck Norris would interfere in the middle of the match and knock out Bruce Lee.

Because of that, it would be between Morgan Freeman and Ringo Starr. However, because of G4's secret power, they actually restrict Morgan and make her lose.

That is how Ringo Starr will win the match. Plus if Paul McCartney and the other Beatles come back from the dead, it would be a handicap match as well. Not that it would matter because Ringo has the power of rock and roll.

Chuck Norris would not knock out Bruce Lee. Didn't you watch the video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSg9trKXHhc

And Morgan Freeman is not a woman.

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/ ... tims-2.jpg

And Paul McCartney can't come back to life because he's not dead.

I always mix up Morgan Freeman and Morgan Webb for some odd reason.

Also, Paul McCartney may be dead.

http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/3674/pid.html

http://digilander.libero.it/jamespaul/fc1.html

O the Paul is Dead myth Or as I call it, the "Cranberry Sauce" myth.

I'm glad someone voted for Ringo. I'm absolutely in love with the beatles!

Personally, I prefer the 80's era and the Beatles music is not exactly "my cup of tea". However, he plays rock and roll and made an appearence on celebrity deathmatch (one of my favorite shows). In my book, that gets him an instant vote.