A wishing game.

[bluereaper]

Granted but your house blows up while you are at home from the meeting.

I wish my friend would realize what a jerk her bf is.

[static_ice]

granted, but now she hates men so much she goes lezbo

I wish my homework was already done

[Sam Jam]

granted, but the magic used to make the homework done got all the anwsers wrong and you fail the subject and, in turn, school. way to go.

I wish i had premium membership

[cowshrptrn]

granted, but its done by a chimpanzee. You get a zero on it, and the insulting messages the chimpanzee wrote on it cause you to get expelled (hey,its a pretty smart Chimpanzee if its doing your homework!)

I wish that this wish is never granted

[static_ice]

granted, but then you lose your gf/bf/spouse and drop out of school/lose your job because you get addicted

I wish everyone wished they had premium for free would shutup and just buy it.

[cowshrptrn]

Granted, but the laws of supply and demand make the cost of premium shoot up exponentially and everyone goes broke paying for premium except for Lack who becomes rich beyond his wildest dreams

edit: oh crap, 4got a wish umm..
i wish that these next two posts don't cause the thread to die!

[static_ice]

oh noes! we messed up the order! is this the end of the thread?

[bluereaper]

I wish this tread would live.

[Sam Jam]

granted, but sonner or later it shall DIE!!!

i wish that i could actually WIN some of my games!

[cowshrptrn]

granted, but they're against complete n00bs so you get one or two points per person

[static_ice]

I wish everyone who posted on this thread came with a grant AND a wish, and I wish we never got out of order

[DIRESTRAITS]

granted, but nobody reakky cares

I wish It was Friday

[Anarkistsdream]

Granted, but it's a Friday in the year 800, and you are in the path of a ravaging war-monger.

I wish I was immortal.

[Sam Jam]

granted, you live to see your mom and dad and all other relatives die. you get married and you see all you descendents die too.

i wish for a real-sized car

[Hitman079]

granted, but it has no tires, no engine, and no paintjob.
i wish i could beat half-life.

[static_ice]

granted, but then half-life 3 comes out

I wish SOAD came back together with a new album

[neysa]

granted....but SOAD is becomes Sad Old Aging DragQueens.


I wish I would win the lottery!

[Balsiefen]

Granted but you get hit by ligtning (its got more of a chance of haponing)

i wish i could spel

[insertnamehere]

granted, but then half-life 3 comes out

I wish SOAD came back together with a new album

SOAD are on a break dont worry

[pyro55]

Granted but you get hit by ligtning (its got more of a chance of haponing)

i wish i could spel

granted but then you get hit by a truck and become a vegtable



i wish i could win some games

[Balsiefen]

Granted but then you dedicate your life to online games and become a vegatable

i wish for another wish

[Sam Jam]

granted, but you then a vegatable steals them

i wish that i wasn't drafted into the army

[Puff]

granted but then the army looses because of it.

I wish to win Deal or No Deal (tv game show)

[Kid_A]

You leave your current girlfriend because you thing your new wealth will bring you lots of beautiful women.
In a jealous rage, she shoots you in the spine and you suffer for weeks before you die.

I wish I had a talking dog

[Anarkistsdream]

Granted, but he only speaks in Swahili and he's mentally retarded.

I wish I'd never have another hangover from drinking.