A wishing game.

[wicked]

granted but you can't get the top off to drink it.

I wish for no snakes on the plane.

[cowshrptrn]

granter, but they're replaced by elephants

i wish this thread would die

[Hitman079]

granted, but seven threads just like this one spring up instead. people start PMing you their wishes.
i wish my book reports were done

[Incandenza]

Granted, but they were written by illiterates and thus you get many Fs.

I wish for MORE snakes on the plane.

[lozzini]

Granted... but they are candy snakes and everyone is happy

I wish for a lottery winning ticket

[Hitman079]

granted, but it accidentally is left in your pants when you wash them
i wish for a life

[Easy_fan]

Granted but you realize that your computer is better.

I wish for a motorcycle that never run out of gas+ no one could steal it+ it couldn't get destyoed

[Hitman079]

granted..but you're doing 100 on a freeway and get injured in a fiery crash. shoulda wished for seatbelts
anyways, i wish that my teammate in RISK would stop being a deadbeat.

[Easy_fan]

Granted but he became so powerful he realized he didn't need you and eliminated you, for good.

I wish for a motorcycle that never run out of gas+ no one could steal it+ it couldn't get destroyed and had a seatbelt.

[Hitman079]

granted, your motorcycle goes off a cliff and into the ocean. your seatbelt jams, and you drown. that motorcycle's gonna keep on killing you
anyways, i wish that i won't have to play drums tomorrow

[Easy_fan]

Granted but the reason why is because a samurai warrior came seeking you destroyed your drums then killed you.

I wish i knew if my bud Jessica(a girl) really likes me.

[Koba]

Granted, but you take lead vocals instead.
I wish I hadn't fractured 1 of my fingers yesterday

[Hitman079]

granted. you know she likes you, but she's taken.
i wish that my dad would actually say "yes" when i want to play RISK with him

[Easy_fan]

granted, under one condition you lose you get kicked out of the house he lose you get kicked out of the house.

I wish I wasn't such a nerd(and i don't want to be more of a nerd.)

[Hitman079]

granted, but you become a poser.
i wish it'd be vally's day already

[Easy_fan]

granted but the person you wanted to spend it with died due to lack of food.

I wish i could write excellent storys.

[Hitman079]

granted, but someone copies them and passes them off as their own, becoming a multi millionaire while you are dismissed as some crazy writer. [ahem. speaking of excellent stories, check out http://www.freewebs.com/mechwarrior6/ni ... gakuin.htm)
i wish school would ends

[Easy_fan]

granted but everyone becomes stupid due to lack of edumication and run of a cliff believing they can fly.

I wish i was a multimillionaire.

[gavin_sidhu]

granted, but your wife splits with you and takes half.

[Hitman079]

granted, but you become a devout Buddhist and sell everything you have.
i wish that my hair was longer.

[Easy_fan]

loopole, aint got a wife only 13.

[gavin_sidhu]

granted, but the person you marry is not pretty

I wish for 3 more wishes

[Easy_fan]

let me say this i didn't wish for any thing a 2nd granted but your drunk and spend your wishes on more booze.

I wish i had a guitar.

[gavin_sidhu]

granted but sepiroth hits it on your head.

I wish the ppl in my games would take there turn

[Easy_fan]

granted but they use there turn to eliminate you.

I wish i had the awesomeness computer in the world