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by **theusual1** on Sat May 09, 2009 5:53 pm

Iruscible- a person who has an addiction to the game 'scrabble', which has very similar side affects to the drug Cocaine, especially with the older generations.

Pokretinal

by **e_i_pi** on Sun May 10, 2009 7:17 am

Pokretinal n. - A medical procedure developed by Nintendo to 'cure' intelligence amongst Westerners. It involves directing a 10-20Hz strobed 2-frame animation towards the retina, which then passes through the optic nerve to the frontal lobe, temporal lobe, occipital lobe, and finally out the other side of the skull in order to 'cure' the adults standing around sipping aperitifs beside the pool.

Vonbid

by **oVo** on Tue May 12, 2009 4:42 pm

Vonbid: A German auction participant who makes a single offer for an item.

slobberknocker

by **e_i_pi** on Tue May 12, 2009 5:07 pm

Slobberknocker n. Why say with words what you can say with pictures... of Hayden Panettiere

show: slobberknocker

crumbroke

by **oVo** on Tue May 12, 2009 5:42 pm

crumbroke: A kitchen totally devoid of snack food.
especially for e_i_pi the illustrator
tittytwister

by **e_i_pi** on Tue May 12, 2009 5:49 pm

Tittytwister n. 1) The zephyr left behind by a woman racing around, madly trying to find her keys to get the kids to school on time. 2) A mood-killing foreplay mistake often made by exuberent and inexperienced teens. 3) An illustration of #2 that would result in the second Disciplinary Measures warning for posting pornography in under 7 days. (Hint - search for it in Google Images, and click on the fourth link)

jockstrip

by **oVo** on Tue May 12, 2009 6:48 pm

jockstrip: Manufacturer's label for the male thong, ie- ass floss. Made unavailable to known plumbers to prevent the procreation of inappropriate "whale tails." oooh carp, that's a scary thought.

cameltoenail

by **e_i_pi** on Tue May 12, 2009 7:39 pm

cameltoenail n. A semi-circular protrusion from a cameltoe, indicating that it's that time of the month. Synonyms - tampstamp, pantilinerline, femiseam

probejunkie

by **oVo** on Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:23 pm

probejunkie: A professional political sleuth who moonlights as a beekeeper with a honey fetish.
This term is occassionally mistaken for a ticklish Catholic acolyte with an alimentary fascination.

carbolloximating

by **jonesthecurl** on Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:11 am

carbolloximating

A common ploy of car salesmen - talking rubbish and making up statistics on the spot. If accused of fabricating the "facts", they will claim that the figures are only approximate.

Hurfunuff

by **Lucarilover240** on Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:11 am

Hurfunuff:
A common phrase uttered by drunken people asking their buddies if they have finished puking yet.

Karubida

by **oVo** on Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:00 pm

Karubida: Typical oral response from a scuba diver who's just bitten their tongue
during an under water encounter with a barracuda.

reflatareeker

by **Martin Ronne** on Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:15 pm

Reflatereeker: One who fears being complimented by someone he just complimented.

Strakesozerfta

by **oVo** on Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:25 am

Strakesozerfta: Secret exotic ingredient imported from Kamchutka
that replaced cocaine in the original CocaCola recipe. Also rumored to be
the addictive part of Colonel Sanders secret recipe when he created KFC.

baloogavision

by **Martin Ronne** on Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:20 pm

Baloogavision: A new form of "green" T.V. made completely of Balooga Whale parts, that is fully biodegradable.

Zhiverstuhaven

by **oVo** on Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:21 pm

Zhiverstuhaven: Rural Russian slang for "crazy" loosely translated
as "cooking with bees in your bonnet."

freudian flop

by **spiesr** on Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:27 pm

freudian flop: Experiencing erectile dysfunction during incest.

qwertlogger

by **BoganGod** on Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:25 pm

qwertlogger - a typist without a right hand.

Avaspacion

by **oVo** on Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:27 pm

Avaspacion: an Italian piazza reserved for parking scooters.

frumple

by **BoganGod** on Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:20 am

frumple - the ruffled hem of the a polyester leopard print skirt worn by a frump

Seppoclanicmyopia

by **e_i_pi** on Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:53 pm

Seppoclanicmyopia [n.] - A portmanteau of seppo, Klan, and myopia meaning the short-sighted nature of Texans. George W Bush suffered from seppoclanicmyopia during both terms as President

Neckjobbed

by **BoganGod** on Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:05 am

Neckjobbed - Been strangled, Steve neckjobbed Paul with his own necktie

Pilloclaptothermohi

by **e_i_pi** on Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:43 pm

Pilloclaptothermohi - Ancient Greek. A formal greeting process between an aged philosopher and his young protege that involves the latter receiving carpet burns, a stained toga, an mental scarring.
Socrates: (to Plato) Ah, there is my young student Juventino, over yonder side of the street!
Socrates: (to Juventino) Come here boy, there is someone I'd like you to formally meet!
Juventino: [flees to Babylon]

Kuxitate

by **oVo** on Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:05 pm

kuxitate: The uneasy feeling experienced when confronted
with a faceful of pimples before a first date.

pyrolactimation

by **Lucarilover240** on Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:20 pm

prolactimation- The act of filling someone's flamethrower with milk or some other form of liquid dairy product.

fiaff (pronnounced fie-ahff)

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