pharmalade (n.) - A viscous substance excreted by the tear ducts after a week-long binge on 6-Monoacetylmorphine, Dimethyltryptamine, Atropine, Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, Temazepam, and red cordial.
lervy (adj.) - The countenance adopted by someone who is widely admired for being talented and suavely sophisticated, but in reality is just an ex-bootlegger, racketeer, and common thug you'd spit on in the street. Dean Martin wore a lervy smile as he sauntered on stage to accept the 1967 Golden Globe for Best TV Star - Male
oh fudge... I just realized I'm a non-tagging waffleprocitor. grantuffle: The government process of tossing good money after bad to rescue over paid CEOs.
deliadamant: The sensation you get when biting into a sandwich and wishing you were eating something completely different.
neoneoism n. - A movement originating, and stuck in, the 1990's that involved creating something new solely to demonstrate the newness of itself. Most neoneoisms are completely pointless and reduce the credibility of the author, the most famous example being The Symbol Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Known To His Mother As Prince Rogers Nelson But Now Known To The Public As A Washed Up Hack
sannisleem n. - A Finnish dish high in protein that gained popularity during the winter of 1940, comprised primarily of pickled fish, mashed potato, and the blood of a Russian infidel