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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Restricted on Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:16 am

Vincent M wrote:
Restricted wrote:How the heck did I miss this thread?

Fucking diddy doughnuts :D

STFU cake.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Vincent M on Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:18 am

Restricted wrote:
Vincent M wrote:
Restricted wrote:How the heck did I miss this thread?

Fucking diddy doughnuts :D

STFU cake.

:lol: :shits myself:
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Restricted on Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:18 am

I wonder how long you would last on a place with a word filter...
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Postby Vincent M on Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:40 am

Restricted wrote:I wonder how long you would last on a place with a word filter...

Not Long at all
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Restricted on Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:45 am

Vincent M wrote:
Restricted wrote:I wonder how long you would last on a place with a word filter...

Not Long at all

I'm guessing a day, maybe 2 or 3 if you're lucky.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby diddle on Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:46 am

Minister Masket wrote:All that remains now is the address, although I'll accept the postcode.


Fine, its P155 0FF
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:46 am

Well fist f*ck me upside down with a fork in a carnival...I just found out im sexy :ugeek:
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Postby DAZMCFC on Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:58 am

diddle wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:All that remains now is the address, although I'll accept the postcode.


Fine, its P155 0FF



is it Devon or Dorset? :?
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby hecter on Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:40 am

*puts a hammock in every double-doorway*
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Minister Masket on Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:39 am

diddle wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:All that remains now is the address, although I'll accept the postcode.


Fine, its P155 0FF

I can't come up with an intelligent or witty response to this.
Then again, I haven't had a decent night's sleep for 3 days.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby diddle on Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:09 am

Minister Masket wrote:
diddle wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:All that remains now is the address, although I'll accept the postcode.


Fine, its P155 0FF

I can't come up with an intelligent or witty response to this.
Then again, I haven't had a decent night's sleep for 3 days.


You'll never find me!!!
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Vincent M on Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:31 pm

Shuckems :roll:
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Minister Masket on Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:00 pm

diddle wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
diddle wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:All that remains now is the address, although I'll accept the postcode.


Fine, its P155 0FF

I can't come up with an intelligent or witty response to this.
Then again, I haven't had a decent night's sleep for 3 days.


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You know very well that it'll be only a matter of time before I track you down.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:02 pm

I got a weiner
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby diddle on Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:46 am

:lol:

Ah, but what if I was to move? eh? eh? Didn't think of that did ya!
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Minister Masket on Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:12 pm

We're in a recession.
You can't afford to move!
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Nickbaldwin on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:31 am

Minister Masket wrote:We're in a recession.
You can't afford to move!


I could, and did.

30k in the black from that deal, get in.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Minister Masket on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:36 am

You live in Birmingham, and hence do not count.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Nickbaldwin on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:41 am

I swear we should be independent from the southern cunts....
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Minister Masket on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:45 am

Actually my grandmother was from Yorkshire, thank you very much.
Also, that was a dig at Birmingham, not the whole north, you fool!
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:46 am

I would say northern cunts but I like the north. Southern ponce.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Minister Masket on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:52 am

I have nothing against the north!
Kudos for people who can live with temperatures even colder than we've been getting.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Nickbaldwin on Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:01 am

It was colder than this in Ardrossan in the summer!
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Minister Masket on Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:52 pm

Ah jeez. Do you think diddle did what he did becuase I threatened to brick his house?
Seems a rather drastic way of dealing with threats if you ask me...
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:02 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:I swear we should be independent from the southern cunts....



you're a southern cunt, the cut-off point is Crewe. :D
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