A wishing game.

[wicked]

Granted, but the fruit is infested with Mad Banana Disease.

I wish it was February 28.

[Beastly]

Wish granted... Its now FEB 28 2069, not a bad year, but you are one old lady...



I wish I could lose 20 pounds Today!!

[spiesr]

granted but it 20 pounds of vital organs

i wish i was invincible

[bluereaper]

granted, but to stay invincible, you need to eat properly....and the world goes into a hunger depression.

I wish i didn't work tommorow

[spiesr]

granted, welcome to world of unemployment

iwish this wasn't a wish

[bluereaper]

granted, and not granted at same time.

I wish i got paid to stay home and it isn't unemployment checks.

[rathersane]

Granted, but Roseanne Barr only lets you out of the gimp suit once a week.


I wish the folks over in Scotland would name a whisky after me.

[Huguenots]

granted but its the worst whiskey in the world

I wish I had A gold bullion

[rathersane]

Granted, but you get heavy metal poisoning when you put it in your soup.

I wish I had a prank-monkey.

[zurich111]

granted but the safe you keep it in cost 1.6 mill



i wish i could wish me anything i wanted

[kramsey06]

[quote="zurich111"]granted but the safe you keep it in cost 1.6 mill



i wish i could wish me anything i wanted[/quote]

anything you wished would be crushed right in front of you

i wish a girl would touch my body.

[KoolBak]

Granted....but it was in the eye and burst yer cornea

I wish I had a rubber biscuit

[Machiavelli]

Granted, she kicks you in the testicles


I wish that I had a really good wish with no loopholes, and it made me happy.

And for a pony.

[bluereaper]

Granted, she kicks you in the testicles


I wish that I had a really good wish with no loopholes, and it made me happy.

And for a pony.

Granted for a the pony thing...it was bring pink but died from cancer.....and about a wish that had no loop holes..keep wishing lol

for koolbak, granted, but it tasted like poo....

and now for me, I wish some people wouldn't do stupid things and cut thier rists....

[Fircoal]

granted now they cut other parts, not to be said.

I wish to win all of my Conquer Club Games.

[AndyDufresne]

Granted, unfortunately to be able to do so you had to create multiple accounts and they are all banned.

I wish I could find a monkey mate.

[AK_iceman]

Granted, but it turned out to be Wicked in disguise.

I wish it would stop snowing here.

[reverend_kyle]

Granted it ended up being caused by global warming which caused a severe weather shift and eventually caused an Ice age


I wish it would stop snowing here

[Zackismet]

granted, but it starts to rain endlessly instead at 33 degrees farenheit!

i wish it WOULD snow here

(Wtf chicago!? since when have you have 50 degree weather ALL of december!? i mean, we got snow back in OCTOBER, but now? nah.)

anyway, where's my snow!?

[zurich111]

granted but the snow meltes when it hits any thing

[zurich111]

i wish i had a new enzo ferrari

[KoolBak]

Granted but it is a hotwheel (1:43 scale)....besides, I dont think there any "new" ones....

I wish I had an octode rectifier

[bluereaper]

Granted...but why you want one of those?...

I wish it would snow here, ill take the snow other people are getting and bring it here...

[pyro55]

granted but as your carrying the snow you start to eat to much and chock and you are now afraid to live life and hate snow




i wish poeple would stop talking about snow

[dussle]

Granted, but people start sending you e-mails about snow.

I wish I could make up a good wish to wish.