king of the hill

theconquerer1995 · Post by **theconquerer1995** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:15 pm

Your "toilet" backs up and you both die from noxious gasses. I throw your lifeless bodies off the hill

MY HILL

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:16 pm

Darth Vader comes over and strangles you with the force.

Darth Vader's hill.

theconquerer1995 · Post by **theconquerer1995** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:10 pm

I get Luke Skywalker to confront Vader.
Luke wins.
Luke gives me my hill back

MY HILL

sfhbballnut · Post by **sfhbballnut** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:07 am

I get michael phelps to tear you in in half, my hill

Natewolfman · Post by **Natewolfman** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:18 pm

I remove all traces of water from said hill, thereby rendering michael phelps useless... my hill!

MrBenn · Post by **MrBenn** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:35 pm

Your dehydrated hill crumbles like a pile of sand. I put your hill into buckets and use it to make sandcastles around the bottom of my hill.

theconquerer1995 · Post by **theconquerer1995** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:18 pm

A volcano erupts and kills you. Meanwhile, an earthquake happens and moves the hill right up in front of me. I claim the hill as mine and get my friend in the military to smuggle me defense weapons to guard my hill. Then I travel to a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away and get thousands of clone troopers to help me guard my hill.

MY HILL

or else

derfderf34 · Post by **derfderf34** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:10 pm

i dig a hole under youre hill then take it to the top where i end up right behind you pome you and that makes you roll down the hill yelling an undescernible thing that i tell the troopers was that i was youre new leader and i reprogam the defnse system to cover the under ground as well

my hill

theconquerer1995 · Post by **theconquerer1995** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:10 pm

I wait until you die of old age.

The troopers are glad to see me again and accept me.

My Hill (again)

viking97 · Post by **viking97** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:06 pm

Some of you may remember my Fort from 11 months ago, in that time I have been mining to hell and asked the devil for the army of darkness, I send the army and take it over, then the devil makes the hill explode and turns it into a portal so now the hill got sucked into it and is under my command.

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:45 am

I send in suicide bombers to kill you.
My Hill!

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:02 pm

I use a sticky grenade, then you run screaming like a little girl with the grenade attached, thus abandoning the hill.

My hill now and forever more.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:15 pm

The continuous fighting on top of the hill has made it extremely unstable and it collapses into a useless pile of rubble.

Your useless pile of rubble.

viking97 · Post by **viking97** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:30 am

None of that could of happended, suicide bombers crashed into the ground above the hill...

Still my hill.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:37 am

Plants sticky nuke on Vikes back and then runs away as fast as I can.

Your nuclear blast zone.

viking97 · Post by **viking97** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:49 pm

As i said, the hill is still in the safety of the depths of hell. So it's your nuclear blast zone.

Premier2k · Post by **Premier2k** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:07 pm

I tricked you down the hill with a fake lottery ticket.

MY HILL!

sailorseal · Post by **sailorseal** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:51 pm

I shoot you with a AK-47
MY HILL!

Martin Ronne · Post by **Martin Ronne** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:23 pm

The pen is mightier than the sword, so I right "my hill" on a piece of paper, give it to you and you leave.
MY HILL

sailorseal · Post by **sailorseal** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:08 pm

I stab you with your own pen
MY HILL!

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:58 am

I hit you in the head with my mace.
My Hill!

Martin Ronne · Post by **Martin Ronne** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:03 am

I neglected to take a shower for three weeks and stink so bad that you leave.
MY HILL

william18 · Post by **william18** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:09 pm

I win with my unorginiality.

My hill!

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:34 am

I will come back when I recover from my 5 rank fall. then it will be my hill.

apey · Post by **apey** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:09 am

but for now it is mine

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